Bad Counsel

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Sound Bites "There's some altitude there." "I've had Lyme before." "She's got to like pull a tick out of the car." "It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible." "That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?" "My first year roommate had sex with so many differ...

Sound Bites "The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories." "The discussion around satanic imagery and the concept of Satanism provides insight into the perception and interpretation of religious and cultural symbols." "The use of nicotine and experiences with nicotine products are shared, highlighting personal prefere...

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Takeaways Using TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents. Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions. Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience. Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected. Understanding...

Takeaways Allergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts. Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication. The high cost of medications is a common concern for many people. Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status depends on the situation and the people involved. Gross habits and personal experiences can be a source of humor and enterta...

Takeaways Funny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content. Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to help manage symptoms. Having vomit-appropriate receptacles can prevent messy situations and embarrassment. Misunderstandings in text messages can lead to humorous moments. Moral acceptability is subjective and can vary depending on i...

Takeaways Inside jokes and playful banter create a fun and lighthearted atmosphere. Experimenting with edibles can lead to unexpected and entertaining experiences. Accommodations can vary and sometimes come with unexpected charges. Fantasizing about living together and creating a unique dynamic can be entertaining. Custom car horns and fart sounds can add humor and personalization to everyday expe...

Takeaways Unexpected events can lead to interesting conversations and ideas. Alternative farewell ideas can be more meaningful and personal. Creativity can be applied to various forms of media, such as creating a film trailer. Naming objects or vehicles can be a fun and engaging activity. Personal experiences and perspectives can shape one's relationship with substances. Being high can lead to dee...

Takeaways Marijuana can lead to funny and memorable experiences Different people have different reactions to marijuana Using tongue twisters can be a fun way to test memory and speech while high Marijuana affects individuals differently, with some experiencing stronger effects than others. Rasputin's penis is rumored to be in a museum in Iceland. Communication and setting boundaries are important...

Summary In this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics including bounced checks, condo politics, rising maintenance fees, childhood reminiscing, self-esteem, movie recommendations, and personal grooming. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including ear hair plucking, movie theater etiquette, and the STI epidemic. They share their experiences and give humorous...

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Summary The conversation covers technical difficulties, the shutdown of their YouTube channel, workplace harassment, condo association drama, the Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party, and lighting issues. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the concept of a sugar daddy and how to help the listener's dad find a regular girlfriend. They also explore the idea of managing the situation and...

Summary The hosts discuss various topics, including getting skinny, attending comedy shows, embarrassing moments, celebrity crushes, and imaginary friendships. They also talk about the limits of geekiness, concert experiences, listening to music in the bathroom, and the idea of being a know-it-all. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss polygraph machines and their plans for a grou...

Summary In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including their admiration for Michelle and Bert, celebrating Bert's one-year anniversary on the show, the weather in different regions, and the tradition of the Naked Bike Ride. They also talk about feeding pets and share a parenting question. The episode concludes with a discussion about holiday drinks. In this part of the conversation, t...

We deal with a bunch of whiners and misfits this week, with a little holiday cheer! Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1  Instagram  - @bad.counsel Facebook  - @badcounselpodcast Email - badcounsel4u@gmail.com Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a listener deal with the ghost who lives in his girlfriends car, we save another marriage over porn viewing, and how to deal with your backseat driving partner. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1  Instagram  - @bad.counsel Facebook  - @badcounselpodcast Email - badcounsel4u@gmail.com Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help someone learn how to deal with their partners strange social awkwardness, we break down an interesting polyamorous Bro Code Breakdown, discuss "girl math" and "Burt Math", and share advice on how to shut down that bully boss of yours. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1  Instagram  - @bad.counsel Facebook  - @badcounselpodcast Email - badcounsel4u@gmail.com...

We help a wife who's been thrown a curve to overcome the latest turn in her marriage without getting bent; We help a couple translate their love language into something hotter; and we play three truths and a lie "Celebrity Edition" Want to be part of the show? Don't be scared. Send us a question: X - @badcounsel1  Instagram  - @bad.counsel Facebook  - @badcounselpodcast Email - badcounsel4u@gmail....