Bad Counsel

Sound Bites: "You guys will do it." "You had one job." "You get a gold star!"

Sound Bites "I ain't no phony." "We're all fucking phonies." "I work in feces."

EPISODE 200! Sound Bites "Itching makes you crazy." "That's a bummer." "Alcoholics are scary, man."

In honor of our dear friend Dephree, the team at Bad Counsel are re-releasing our episode where we interviewed him back in 2020. We love you Dephree. We will forever miss you, your sense of humor, your heart, and your music.

Sound Bites "He was so pissed." "You should do it, do it!" "I will do it!"

Sound Bites Soundbites "I had to fire him." "I love it." "I hope he dies."

In this episode, we explore the profound emotional connections that music can create across different cultures and experiences. Join us as we delve into stories of how music transcends language barriers, evokes deep emotions, and brings people together in unexpected ways. From the universal appeal of iconic songs to personal anecdotes of musical moments that moved us to tears, this episode celebra...

Sound Bites "I was a good." "He's an innovator." "You're a fool."

Sound Bites "That's hilarious." "Challenge accepted." "You're a smart guy."

Sound Bites "They're both pretty bad." "Is it karma?" "How is that possible?" "That's crazy." "Did you cry?" "That's cute." "Don't be the straggler." "That's awesome." "That's deep, man." "That's a lot of work." "Nice ass." "Neil was kind of a dick" &q...

Sound Bites "I was gutted like a fish." "I could have slept." "She gets a little biting." "The food was phenomenal." "The driving is insane." "Everything must go." "You're in the cuck chair." "I blacked out." "It's cheating." "That was my Vietnam." "Childbirth is pretty rough." &qu...

Sound Bites "I had this heart issue." "AI is fucking crazy, man." "I did this to me." "I want to keep a muscle." "The soundtrack is great." "He was a gentle giant." "It's the curse of Joe." "You're what?" "This is the flagship." "Could I fuck his wife?" "I hate fucking crowds." &qu...

Sound Bites "We should interview him again." "Bad Counsel the movie." "This is just like Office Space." "I miss those rambling texts." "It's funny you'd say that." "We have staying power, right?" "I find that very strange." "He's complicit in child rape." "I empathized with Captain Hook." "I...

Another Greatest Hit From Season 9

Sound Bites "I am so high." "It raises you." "I don't know, man." "Good for them." "I love that movie." "I still love it." "That's so nasty." "That's a good point." "It's a matriarchy." "I hope." "Why do you hate me?" "I might do it again." "Get a prenup!&quo...

Sound Bites "That's awesome." "That's a crime." "That's so dirty." "It's been normalized." "I'm excited." "You used to sing more." "That's a song reference." "Hip tattoos are cool." "That's pretty cool." "We'll find out." "I was high all day." "It's about logic." "I think it's reasonable." "You need to report him." "Hahaha!" "That's plausible though." "I survived chlamydia."

From January 2023

Sound Bites "I have a hero complex." "Did you?" "That's awesome." "I love being passive aggressive." "I guess that's what God wanted." "People are terrible." "Maybe it's what God wants." "Surrender practice." "My chances just went way down." "I don't know my own wife's Dilf." &qu...

Sound Bites "You need to get to work." "That's awesome." "That's a good idea." "I can't shit on a plane." "That's ballsy dude." "Be kind to yourself." "I like the sequel." "He turned into Shrek." "I give it a four." "It's Florida's taint." "I couldn't stop laughing.&...

"He was youthful again." "He's a complex little fellow." "It's just that curated image." "I'm the office curmudgeon." "I think about it so much." "What the fuck is Jack saying?" "Are you German?" "What a douchey comment." "That's a point of pride." "I hope so." "Cut the cord, mo...

Sound Bites "It's a good winter drink." "He has to buy big hats." "It was very misogynistic." "I thought it was kind of funny." "It was so over the top." "Being a dad, a girl dad's great." "Women are way more complicated." "I would like to try that." "Drugs. They're fun." "I broke up with people for less." "You're attractive. Nobody cares." "You're hot. It doesn't matter." "Just call her dude." "I...

Sound Bites "Quit breathing." "That would be great." "I felt like I broke." "What? That's great." "We got our first paid ad!" "What a prude!" "Doing this with love." "I know nothing!" "I just lost it." "It's a good story." "I think he's my dog now." "Happy Valentine's Day." "You feel bad for them." "That sounds great." "I did my part." "That's a little weird." "It's pretty weird, man." "This relat...

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Sound Bites "I swallow them down with alcohol." "You know, what's missing right now?" "That's the cuck chair!" "I got Chlamydia for Christmas." "I did once on a first date..." "That's no big deal. Who cares?" "That's a wrap." "I just want to die from COVID." "Buy a bathrobe. Buy some bathrobes.&quo...

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