B Movie Breakdown

As fate would have it, this film defies all expectations. Easily washing the calamities  of the previous two terminators from your collective consciousness, Dark Fate proves your fate IS what you make as Tim Miller makes a terminator film that lives up to the potential of the series. A combination of homages/echoes of past installments and new ideas, its satisfying to finally watch a terminat...

This week we visit the small town of Tarker's Mill, where a series of unexplained murders have occured and the locals have taken it upon themselves to hunt down the killer. However, many of these "vigilantes" didn't quite make it out alive, and those who did are no closer to finding this killer. But, when a young wheelchair-wielding boy named Marty encounters a werewolf and all of the pieces begin...

If you were a cat person, you wouldn't think your number one enemy would be a cat. Also, you probably wouldn't be having sex with one of your parental units either, but you know what, you aren't a shapeshifting magical cat person monster so maybe you shouldn't judge their life choices! Well, we go against our own advice and judge the hell out of these fearsome felines as we dive in to stephen king...

Recorded live in Chicago, IL on the showroom floor of C2E2 at Podcast Central, we bring to you our latest episode where we broke down the 80's cult classic, The Gate. When a portal to the underworld surfaces in a suburban family's back yard, what will Glenn, Al and Terry do to send its escaping dark forces back to hell? Listen to a lot of 80's metal? Recite bible verses? Shoot rockets at monsters?...

Future Kick is a movie we have all seen the poster for at least once in our lives. We've all probably seen it numerous times and thought maybe I will watch that. It looks like a Terminator rip off starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, so why not? But the reality is that even though you've seen the poster over and over again and had those same thoughts every time, you've still never decided to actually...

Baseball. Beer. Bros. Babes. Bullets and blood. Bloodgames. When a thousand dollars rides on a coed baseball game, all bets are off and bad decisions are made. Many bad, intoxicated decisions and lots of people, are going to die. Will Babe and the Ball Girls persevere over an unruly mob of wasted, washed up wannabee winners? Regardless, this fucking banger is a home run.

What do you do when you wake up and discover you've become a mechanical tyrannosaurus rex? Yesterday, all Michael (played by the late Paul Walker) thought about was hooking up with Tammy (played by Denise Richards). Today, he is living in what we can only assume is hell while trying to escape a mad scientist who wants to lobotomize him. Get ready as we go on a wild adventure discussing the most un...

Some things are better left alone, Hellboy (2019) is the perfect example of that. If you don't want to give your best effort, do some half assed makeup mixed with poor CGI, and mash together 20 different stories that don't really make one concise plot then why even bother. The only thing this movie benefits from is the performance given by David Harbour as Hellboy, other than that.....well listen...

This movie is both gruesome and unsettling. Is it entertainment? Is there a not so subtle message in here about horrible, real world shit? Does John J. 's over the top, cartoonish crusade of revenge detract from that message? This is Rambo: Last Blood.

Did you see The Predator? If not, why? Did you just not care? Do you normally listen to what critics have to say about "genre movies"? Maybe you just feel burned from the bad sequels/reboots of the past? Or maybe Predator just has a niche fanbase with standards so high they will never be pleased? Well this week on the podcast, we answer these questions and more while we share our thoughts on The P...

As we continue our new year, new decade, and mostly new to Nick theme for the month, we stumble upon one man's vision about the ultimate synthetic being named David. Bound for a remote planet on the far side of the galaxy, the super smart new captain of the colony ship Covenant discovers what he thinks to be an uncharted paradise. While there, his crew meet David, the synthetic savior, sorry, surv...

Since it is a new year and new decade, we decided to kick off 2020 with some newer not so B Movies that we (mainly Nick) have not seen yet. Which brings us to our first selection of January 2020.... Certain stories verge on being more than a story. They are an experience. Stephen King's IT is that kind of a story, and with the release of IT Chapter Two on home video, we take the opportunity to dis...

Christmas has come and past but we wanted to give you guys some content this week even if it's a few days late. As you enjoyed your holidays this week, we wanted to join in and discuss some of our favorite gifts received when growing up. A lot of you will probably even share some of the ones we picked in our lists. 

Do you feel Christmas has strayed from its source? Do you believe that capitalism has run a muck and ruined a once pure holiday? Do you blame the druids for the war against hot chocolate? Would you rather ignore historical context and string together a bunch of true things to help prove your thesis? Is your idea of a good Christmas movie one that twists true things to prove a thesis about religion...

Director Bob Clark is best known for creating the holiday classic A Christmas Story , but most people don't know that he was also responsible for a much darker holiday classic as well. The type of holiday classic that is less about Christmas and more about a sorority house full of innocent college girls and a very strange killer hiding in the attic. Black Christmas is not only an important film in...

If we learned anything from Richie Rich's Christmas Wish, which is available on Disney+,  it's that to love is to own. Isn't that what the Christmas spirit is really all about anyways? And just like Christmas, this film has it all: a kid who wishes he was never born yet still physically exists when that wish comes true, some of the WORST CGI that has ever existed, and Marla Maples raising her...

Telepathic pets Shadow, Sassy and Chance are back! It's been three years since their trek through the woods where they telepathically talked to each other in order to make it out alive. Now their owners live in San Fransisco and they're taking a vacation to Canada. Only problem, the telepathic pets escape from the airport while being put in the cargo area of the plane. Along their journey home, th...

Over the past few episodes, Corey has been sharing his top ten scary guys, girls, animals, monsters, etc in movies. During that time we continuously teased Nick's lists for these very subjects and now he finally has them all ready for this exciting half episode of the podcast. We will be back next week with a normal, full episode of the podcast for your listening pleasure. 

Brace yourselves as we discuss the ultimate showdown between two of the biggest horror icons of all time. Most recently on the show we discussed the entire Freddy franchise and in the past tackled all of Jason, so what better time than now to see how the 2003 Versus film truly holds up. So pop some Hypnocil and get ready for the ride, it's Freddy vs. Jason....PLACE YOUR BETS!!! 

Last you listened, Freddy Krueger had met his match and was finally destroyed for good.....or so we thought. It took his creator, Wes Craven, to bring him back to life in the best way possible. Sadly, this true gem and solid sequel in the world of Freddy tends to get over looked due to pure Freddy fatigue. With only a few years removed from Freddy's Dead and how meta the movie was, as opposed to b...

In less than 24 hours Halloween begins, but for now our "canon" dive into the world of Freddy Krueger is coming to an end. For 7 years Freddy tortured the kids of Elm Street and terrified audiences nationwide, but after 5 movies the world was truly ready to see Freddy dead. To most the series started to become a joke and, in this last installment, the studio definitely steered into the zany more c...

IT"S A BOY!!!!! Get ready to have your ear drums impregnated with awesomeness as we continue our deep dive into the world of Freddy Krueger with A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child! Last we left the teens of Elm Street, young Alice used her's and the recently deceased Kristen's powers to defeat Freddy and send him back to hell once again. Now Alice and Dan have left the past behind, got a...

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you another B Movie Breakdown After School Special. This time around Corey is joined by former co-host Gina, as Nick is out of town, to discuss the made-for-television Disney adventure "classic" known as Fuzzbucket. While this magical tale might not be anything to write home about, at least they got to see the original commercials that played...

The Dream Master is an interesting entry in the Elm Street saga. It's definitely not a movie most people love, but it's also not a movie most people hate, it's just kind of right there in the middle. While it does a great job at developing the newly introduced Alice and her abilities as The Dream Master, it does a bad job with making you care at all about her friends; which include Joey, Kincaid,...

Of all the stories and of all the characters and of all the premises that could be capitalized on, perhaps Dream Warriors is one of the best. You want a concept maximized to its fullest potential? Dream warriors gives you  probably one of the best examples. We often talk about movies in relation to the alien/aliens paradigm and Dream Warriors is nightmare's aliens. More battles. A more involv...