B Movie Breakdown

When terror lurks around every corner and the only way to avoid destruction is silence, how will humanity survive? Join us as we discuss A Quiet Place.

Episode 300. It has arrived. After months of hype, anticipation and cinematic insanity, the road to 300 has lead us to the sequel of the "underground classic"  the ButterCream Gang; The ButterCream Gang in Secret of Treasure Mountain. This film captures your imagination by making you ponder such questions as "Why did this get made?" "Are there any adults in this town or is it run by children?...

This road to the 300th episode has taken us through some true genre staples when it comes to B Movie's, but this week's combines two of our favorite here on the podcast; dimensional/space travel and barbarians! American professor Tarl Cabot, that's right his name is TARL, is transported via a magical ring to planet GOR. Once on GOR, Tarl must help an oppressed civilization overthrow evil king Sarm...

When runaway teenagers Charlie and Rachel become separated before their wedding, Charlie is forced to rescue Rachel after she is taken to hell by none other than Hell Cop. Madness follows when Charlie descends in to the underworld, eventually battling the devil himself to save his would be bride in a race to the death. A race on The Highway to Hell.

Why bother watching Jurassic Park when you can watch Raptor Ranch? The story of an indebted waitress, two 90s ski bros, a traveling musician and...his back up singers? Is that what they did? Who cares. There are dinosaurs in this and they want to eat everyone. More revelevent information; their mad scientist creator may have had a favorite and he may have made out with her. It's not clear. Just ro...

If we've learned anything on the road to Episode 300, it's that childhood should be pleasant and sweet, not sweet and psychedelic, but with Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure,  it is. Sit and hunker down for an adventure no child or adult was ever ready for. Before you listen to this episode, you too can enjoy this movie in full on YouTube. 

It wouldn't be the final stretch to 300 episodes without a killer kid film and this one is a doozy. Fearful of losing her father, one girl sets out to eradicate anything that could take him away from her. This includes people. LOTS of people. Scared his attention is divided, her mission is to make her the only one that matters in his life.  Watch Daddy's Girl in full on Youtube and then check...

On the road to Episode 300 not everything is as it seems, and this movie is proof of that. What if a Yeti was actually a deranged version of Master Splinter instead of a relative of the big foot? What if a rich child's parents hired Meatloaf to catch this being? What if a movie had you questioning life as you know it? You'd have To Catch a Yeti , that's what you'd have. And your world would not be...

Why regulate medicine when you can sell it for a massive profit? Why care that you are using an entire cul-de-sac as an experiment when you can make a massive profit? Why care that it causes these people to explode when you can make a massive profit? Why care that the entire process caused a scientist to experiment on himself and turn his children in to deranged maniacs when you can make a massive...

If you were thinking of the show where a mysterious ghost in a neighborhood bookstore brings together four kids who must work together to free fictional characters from works of literature, you are thinking of the wrong Ghost Writer. In this Ghost Writer, from 1989, a dead 1950's era starlet is stuck in limbo and must enlist the help of a Hollywood beat writer to help her pass onto the other side...

Prepare to escape reality, as the eccentric maniac known only as Ernest Powertools Worrell, finds himself in the middle of MI6, a rich ancient artifact collector, his thugs, the wife of his coconspirator professor and two vacuum cleaner salesmen as they all hunt down the same elusive relic...a revolutionary war canon that contains England's crown jewels! The winner of the prize gets to be king of...

We conclude our 90s summer camp showdown with a visit to Camp Nowhere. A camp for kids, run by kids. A camp that isn't really a camp at all, but more of an escape from the misery that is computer camp, theater camp, military camp, or whatever other type of summer camp your parents sent you to. It's a place for a kid to be a kid and all they needed to make their camp happen was to blackmail a forme...

Watch pure chaos as a summer camp becomes summer hell when Ben Stiller tries to whip a bunch of kids in to shape through very, let's just say, unconventional means. Borderline abuse becomes borderline absurdity as these kids, and a group of irritated counselors, battle to take this camp back from a deranged lunatic. Join us for the start of the 90's summer camp showdown as we discuss the Disney cu...

When a war criminal decides to seak revenge on the commander who sentenced him to prison, a plane full of innocents is caught in the crossfire. Ice-T stars in this brutal battle of 20,000 feet as a fight attendant is pushed as far as she can go. Is she he a hero, or will she just be another victim? Let's talk about Air Rage, a movie that could have only happened before before that tragic September...

A heist gone wrong. A stranger, running from his past? His future? A rancher forced in to an impossible situation. To Hell And Gone is a wonderful film which pays tribute to the westerns and thrillers of the 1970s in a fresh, engaging and original way. By incorporating certain horror elements of the same era in to this contemporary spaghetti western, writer and director Kyle Moore brings to life h...

Imagine a ruler who turns his nation's military forces against his own citizenry for expediant, political gain. Pretty far fetched, right? Super unbelievable, I bet you're thinking. When would this ever happen?! Well, to make matters worse, as if that's possible, what if this ruler has armed this elite fighting force with a newly invented weapon of precise destruction, a flying weapon of death, ca...

Heaven and hell. Clint Eastwood! Popeye! Dracula! The Exorcist! Kwai Chang Caine! James Bond! Zatoichi! Emmanuell! The Godfather!  Bruce Lee! But not really! A bunch of other crazy shit you probably shouldn't fast forward through even though your brain absolutely wants you to! Bruce Lee is alive again and he's about to go toe to toe with the king of the underworld and no one is prepared. Get...

Sometimes when the fate of the universe hangs in the balance, a conglomeration of reanimated corpses is the hero you need. Gargoyles. Demons. Good vs. Evil. When existence itself is on the precipice of obliteration, one man's monster is another man's miracle. Or is he? I, Frankenstein is a powerful film that will destroy all your expectations on what it means to be brought back to life by the inhe...

Space is wild. Robots. Hell. Norman Bates. The Black Hole is a banger. Not quite star wars, not quite star trek, not quite Alien and not quite 2001 A Space Oddysey, it still delivers a fun mind being romp from a time gone by.

You lucky dog! That's what you'll be saying to yourself when you watch this out of control mindtrip where a man who could once telepathically understand dogs relearns his ability when a dog needs him to help secure the estate of his wealthy owner. If only understanding dogs was this man's sole power. No, when excited, the dog's entire consciousness is transferred in to the man's body and he begins...

While the civil war may have been over, the war between the sexes was still raging in 1980 and when an all boys military academy merged with an all girls school in order to stay operational, three ghosts were awakened from their slumber. Budget cuts and lack of funding were a problem, but according to one of these ghosts, the REAL problem was the destruction of tradition and moral decay! The Ghost...

What if you had a second chance at high school? What if you were pursued by the mafia? What if you were hiding in high school from the mafia and fell in live with a 17 year old girl? What if you were actually 29 years old? What if?  Why not! At least, that's the attitude of this movie's main character. John Cryer plays  Andrew Morenski/Maxwell Hauser/Eddie Collins in Hiding Out, as a que...

How do you create the superest of super soldiers? Inject super soldier serum in to a scrawny, 1940s infantryman, promote him to captain and give him a fancy shield OR...hunt down a werewolf, kill it, steal its blood, inject yourself with its blood, attack your friend, get shot by said friend and then after being cryogenically frozen for 20 years, have your friend resurrect you, but only after a se...

For our second socially distant episode, we discuss everyone's favorite 90's quarantine comedy, House Arrest! When Ned and Janet Beindorf announce their separation, their two kids decide to lock them in the basement until they sort things out. Once other kids in the town catch wind of the situation, they decide to kidnap their troubled parents and confine them to the Beindorfs' basement along with...

When we first entered The Gate we were surrounded by more people than ever before on the show floor of C2E2, now we re-enter The Gate from self quarantine in our separate homes via Skype. What a crazy turn of events in the matter of a month or so, but we must carry on our podcasting duties through thick and thin to bring you that weekly dose of good, bad, and WTF. This week we get to catch up with...