B Movie Breakdown

This week on the podcast we watched RAD from 1986, starring Talia Shire and Lori Loughlin. The film’s story focuses on Cru Jones, a young BMX racer, who lives in a small town with his mother and sister. Cru is faced with a tough life changing decision: the qualifying races for Helltrack are the same day as his SATs, which he must take in order to attend college! However, winning Helltrack means a...

This week on the podcast, for the first time ever, the movie we have chosen was literally just released in theaters this past weekend. The movie we speak of is none other than I, Frankenstein starring Aaron Eckhart. It’s opening weekend box office take was only $8.3 million, on a budget of $65 million. We figured, if we are going to see this abomination, why not go all out; so we saw it in IMAX 3D...

This week’s movie, Color Of Night, may be one of the oddest recommendations we have ever received. I mean when listener Leo Logan told us he wanted us to do a movie starring Bruce Willis, the 3 of us obviously assumed he was going to say the infamous Hudson Hawk…well what we got was something even more ridiculous. Yes, that’s right, even more ridiculous than Hudson Hawk! Who knows why, at possibly...

The day has come….the first brand new episode of B Movie Breakdown of 2014!! That’s right we are back and kicking things off with the 1984 controversial horror film Silent Night, Deadly Night. This movie haa been a long time coming on the podcast and had been requested multiple times over the past 62 episodes, so what better time than the first episode of 2014. If you are unaware, the movie is abo...

Fear not faithful listeners, we have not forgot about you over this holiday break! So sorry for not updating you sooner, but the three of us have been so busy with the holidays that we sadly forgot to upload our half episode explaining that we will be taking a small break. We will be back January 15th, 2014 with a brand spanking new episode of B Movie Breakdown!

This week on the podcast we learn that snow dad is better than no dad, in the 1998 Christmas movie Jack Frost. Not to be confused with the horror movie we covered in Episode 10, this movie does feature a man transforming into a snowman except without all the murder. THIS Jack Frost stars Michael Keaton as musician…well…Jack Frost who fronts The Jack Frost Band. On his way home from cancelling a gi...

Each year there is always the “BIG TOY.” In the late 80s and early 90s it was Cabbage Patch Kids. In the late 90’s it was Tickle Me Elmo. And in the fictional world of 1998’s Jingle All The Way, it was TURBOMAN! Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad are after that ever so special Turboman doll in this Christmas classic that is also a satire on commercialism. Also starring Phil Hartman was the super cre...

Twas the night before Thanksgiving, when on a drunk podcast. Not a single beer was left, not even a Pabst. The movie we chose starred the manly Reb Brown. Yor, The Hunter From The Future did not make us frown. The boys were still laughing with beers in their hands. While Gina’s level of tolerance greatly expands. And that’s about it for this lovely B Movie Breakdown poem, because the movie we watc...

This week Ryan and Corey are Gina-less as they watch 1992’s Bebe’s Kids, a movie that is so fine it will make you want to get a job. A movie we all loved growing up, because it had bad language and wasn’t the typical animated fluff we were used to. A movie that to this day people still quote, especially the line “We don’t die, we multiply.” Sadly, this movie is a product of it’s time and doesn’t h...

This week on the podcast, we take a look at a modern day classic, 2011’s MANBORG! A movie that looks like one massive SEGA CD game is certainly right up our alley. Count Draculon and his HELL army seek to take over Earth during the HELL WARS. A soldier is killed attempting to fight the Count, then transformed into MANBORG after his body is fitted with robotics. After MANBORG becomes active in Mega...

This week on the podcast we take on one of the most insane and ridiculous movies of all time, the 2011 Ross Patterson film Poolboy: Drowning Out The Fury. We previously covered Ross’s other movie, FDR: American Badass, early on in the history of the podcast. This movie within a movie within a movie is about the never before seen fictional film Poolboy 2: Drowning Out The Fury. We get the behind th...

Before we take a short break from horror movies, we end our month long marathon with the forgotten 1993 horror anthology made for tv movie, Body Bags. Directed by John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper, this little gem was overshadowed by the hit series Tales From The Crypt and forgotten about for decades…until now! Not only are we watching & discussing this week, but Scream Factory is also putting the fi...

This week we have a movie so frightening you may NEVER recover! That’s right, in this episode we take a look at the 1982 underrated slasher film Visiting Hours. Deborah is a controversial middle-aged TV journalist, who is campaigning on air on behalf of a battered woman who murdered her abusive husband, claiming justifiable defense against the so-called victim. But her outspoken views on women’s r...

8 more days till Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! 8 more days till Halloween! Sil-ver Shamrock!! If you have seen this week’s movie, you will have the tune to that song in your head instantly when reading it, as it is played like 100 times throughout the movie. And well speaking of the movie, this week we continue our month long horror movie marathon with 1982’s Halloween III: Season Of The Witch....

Flesh to flesh…skin to skin…tell a secret, die for your sin! What better time than the month of October to watch a movie that truly defines the words creepy and psychopath. Since it is that time of year, all month long we will be featuring a different horror movie and the first one happens to be chosen by one of you! We would like to thank Bryan Butt for this weeks movie, 1994’s The Paperboy. Dist...

Well folks, here it is! The one year anniversary episode of B Movie Breakdown! In the past year we have watched some unreal movies, had some unreal guests, and even had a change in co-hosts, but we are still coming at you as strong as ever. What better way to celebrate one full year of podcasting, than by cracking open some brews and watching one of the most ridiculous movies ever, Hard Ticket To...

This week prepare for a beat off, as we are blessed yet again with a movie from Alamo Drafthouse Films. The movie we speak of is 2011’s THE FP, directed by The Trost Bros. In Frazier Park, their is only one way to settle things; an intense match up of Beat Beat Revelation. When JTRO’s brother BTRO gets 187’d when beating off against L Dubba E, from the rival 248’s, JTRO must reevaluate his life an...

We’ve all been in this scenario: in a tower playing/acting out a role playing game when a crazy baboon, we thought was dead, kills everyone; right? Well if you haven’t you are in for a treat as this week on the podcast we discuss the 1990 film SHAKMA! Poor little SHAKMA is tortured in a lab by none other than Lightnin’ himself, Christopher Atkins. Just when they think the test monkey gone wild is...

This week on the podcast we discuss one of the greatest B Movies of all time! A movie that, until last year, had never seen the light of day (except like 8 theaters in Florida). And all thanks to Alamo Drafthouse films, MIAMI CONNECTION was able to be released and shown to the masses. Joining me (Corey) this week is Timmy Blaze & Chris from The T-Dawg Blizzlepops Comsey Stand Show to dicuss a movi...

We’ve all heard the tall tale of Paul Bunyan, but never have we seen this side of the giant and his big blue ox, Babe! This week Corey is joined by friends of the show Gina & Ryan to discuss the 2013 film ‘Axe Giant: The Wrath Of Paul Bunyan.” In 1894, some rude ass hunters killed Paul’s only friend, Babe The Blue Ox, which drove Paul Bunyan to go on a killing spree and be shunned by the one woman...

Grab an assault rifle and a grenade launcher, because we’re going back to school – WAY back to 1990’s dystopian mayhem-fest, Class of 1999! We love these dark future stories with no basis in reality. By 1999, school violence has risen so dramatically all across the country that the police have completely ceded the areas around schools to the gangs, but somehow still have the power to force gangban...

When the going gets tough, the tough start punching through peoples chests! This week we’ve opium tripped our way back to 1991 to watch the gore-ily over the top Hong Kong action film Riki-Oh: The Legend of Ricky! In a dystopian future where for-profit prisons are the norm, a mysterious, honorable stranger named Ricky is put behind bars for killing drug gang leaders. He soon finds out that his cel...

So a nun, a Jamaican and a fat guy walk into an amusement park… If this sounds like a set-up for a joke, it is – but you’ll be laughing for all the wrong reasons when you join us for the final film in the 3 Ninjas quadrilogy: 1998’s 3 Ninjas Knuckle Under er, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain!

Deep in the jungles of Borneo, an ancient evil alien/dinosaur/Predator has been resurrected by a mad scientist, and it’s out for… cerebro-spinal fluid! Or something! This week we’ve paddled our way back down the River of Time to catch Mark Dacascos in 1997’s chimerical ripoff horror movie, DNA! Ash is an American doctor working in Borneo out of the kindness of his heart, until the evil Dr. Wessing...

With the fall semester quickly approaching, may we suggest enrolling in South Beach Academy? It’s the perfect destination for matriculation for bright-eyed, horn dog college freshmen with its non-existant classrooms, semi-nude beach and high stakes gambling on beach volleyball. Hey, it’s what Corey Feldman would do. This week we’ve softcore banged our way back to 1996 with Nicky Tyranno to check o...