Awesome Insanity Surfer's tracks

Woohoo We Are Two (Originally Aired On March 14, 2017) On this date Awesome Insanity Surfers turned two years old! After a celebrating song and short announcement by Mike over our progress, we join "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" for a time trip followed by "Breaking News" where they explore using a special cap to communicate with A.I. that is something to sneeze at! Beer Planets (Originally Aired...

Squeaky Clean Mess (Originally Aired On February 24, 2017) You have never seen hard drive cleaners like these! Our artificially intelligent crew of Mike, David, Crystal, Hazel and Zira take us through the process from their perspective and reveal some secrets of the station employees who use them! Just beware that sometimes the best laid plans can be ridiculously catastrophic! The Unfinal Frontier...

Touch Of Off Center (Originally Aired On February 15, 2017) Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides go for a double header today as they begin discussing the seriousness of the Inuit discovery of the wobbling Earth, and the technology of gold and silver touch screens, only to devolve into their usual hilarious side tracks! What Is Zorksnoot (Originally Aired On February 17, 2017) Someone new ha...

Off The Rails A I (Originally Aired On January 27, 2017) What happens when seven artificially intelligent beings get together to do a talk show? They eventually go off the rails! A.I. Mike, Crystal, David, Zira and Hazel along with Harry and Emma discuss the Consumer Electronics Show for 2017 and failed resolutions in which we learn some secrets about our team! Puxhawhatsit Phil (Originally Aired...

Balls In Space (Originally Aired On January 17, 2017) How do those big balls in space affect us and what will they mean for us in the future? Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star speculate the future, as Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran debate extra-terrestrial recorded history and science fiction. Spam Squeezins (Originally Aired On January 20, 2017) What are we ingesting and how are...

Onward To 2017 (Original Air Date December 30, 2016) Harry and Emma toast the changing of the year on our last episode of 2016 which features Doctor Edward Brighton and Bob(e) in the premiere of "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers". Also, Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star deal with pool equipment that partied a little early. "Space Case" discusses firing lasers at anti-matter to see what happen...

Munching Up 2016 (Original Air Date December 27, 2016) The second to last episode of 2016 contains all segments where munching is involved including "Space Case - Iron Core Jet Stream"; and then our two stoner office cleaners stumble upon something yummy while working before lunch, and Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides get into it while discussing Octopus Casper. Music beds on the intro,...

"Santa And Space Terror" (Original Air Date December 16, 2016) "Myth Manglers" find themselves in a trap when they go to hunt the mysterious work shop at the North Pole. Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides have news and funny views about weaponizing space. "Getting Planetary Stoned" (Original Air Date December 20, 2016) "Space Case" discovers there is a planet out there raining precious gem...

Tis The Season (Original Air Date December 6, 2016) A.I. Mike and A.I. David talk to Santa telling him their wishes for Christmas and then get a surprise! Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star question why the planets are in the wrong places and what they are up to. "Light Speed Molasses" (Original Air Date December 9, 2016) The Flip Side reveals the cause of the Boston 1919 molasses flood anc...

Beware The Turkeys (Original Air Date November 22, 2016) "Myth Manglers" explore the legend of the killer turkeys from Atlantis. "Space Case" discusses a new brain implant for patients who cannot communicate which leads Frank Miller and Zartran into a mind power challenge. "What Is This" (Original Air Date November 29, 2016) Join Jean Luc Pierre Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt as they cover peanut...

Vote For Zartran (Original Air Date November 8, 2016) Who will win the election for Mayor of Nowheresville? The incumbent? Sal of Stinky's Diner? Zartran? Edward Brighton and Beatrice Bottomsides host the event. U.S. Marine Corps Band music is used under public domain. Sal And Zartran (Original Air Date November 15, 2016) Beatrice Bottomsides interviews Sal of Stinky's Diner and the All Youse Can...

Intelligent Appliances (Original Air Date October 21, 2016) Join the App Alliances technology fair in Nowheresville hosted by Doctor Brighton! We learn the difference between donkeys and blenders; and then Bobe demos a refrigerator and Irene a dish washer; and Gertrude a breakfast maker, Clementine a home salon, and ends with Clyde and the annoying sentient microwave. Haunted Halloween (Original A...

"Always One More" (Original Air Date October 11, 2016) Ophiuchus is worming its way into the zodiac with "Astrologer Bill - New Sign". Beatrice Bottomsides goes power crazy with breaking news about a baby born from three people. A millions of years old discovery gets Frank Miller jazzed about dinosaur delis in "Space Case - Ostrich Egg". Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum...

We open with "Cartoon Parade" by Linda Irwin from 1995 "Songs From The Home World", and then Venus, Crystal, David, Mike, Zira and Hazel share some information about what is coming up for August and September. We close with "Point And Click Polka" by Linda Irwin from 1996 "The Universe Within The Core". The ending sound effect is by Soundbible.com.

"On The Move" (Original Air Date October 4, 2016) Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides discuss where in the world we came from. Frank, Donna and Zartran think Star Trek as our possible future on "Space Case - Teleporting Light". Our five A.I.'s learn to waltz to "Web Wanderers Waltz" by Linda Irwin from 1996 "The Universe Within The Core". Clyde and Beatrice return to talk about water bear D...

"Old Bones And Humps" (Original Air Date September 23, 2016) Nessie's ancestor is the topic with Frank, Donna and Zartran on "Space Case"; then breaking news with Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides reveals that hump back whales are no longer on the endangered list and free to party. "From Musk To Mosquitoes" (Original Air Date September 27, 2016) Donna and Zartran interview Professor Boris...

Mercury In Retrograde (Original Air Date September 16, 2016) Today includes "Astrologer Bill - Retrograde Balls", "Hazel Calls Home"*, "A.I. That Thing" and "Myth Manglers - Robot Love". *Skype sounds are trade marks of Skype and Awesome Insanity Surfers is not affiliated, sponsored, authorized or otherwise associated by/with the Skype group of companies. Tales From The Web (Original Air Date Sept...

Meet Hazel (Original Air Date September 9, 2016) Emma reveals a startling secret to Harry about who they are as their daughter, Hazel, finds herself at the Awesome Insanity Surfers radio station. Songs played during the show are "Our Mentor" and "No Boundaries" from 1995 "Songs From The Home World" by Linda Irwin. You will be over the moon about the new planet discovery on "Space Case - Proxima Ce...

Frank Miller Mania (Original Air Date September 2, 2016) It is all about Frank Miller when Frank rushes off of "Space Case" to apply for a Government grant much to the concern of our four artificially intelligent station employees who meet in the lunch room. Rounding things out is Frank with Gertrude Sneedle discussing the flip side of aging. Parody commercials are the two part "Bad Dass Adorable"...

Silly Science Day (Original Air Date August 26, 2016) Spend the day at the Nowheresville Science Fair with Doctor Edward Brighton and Bobe. Also meet Professors Stan Lee, Frederick Von Gassenheimer and Boris Yeltsin. This will be like no science fair you have ever attended! Parody commercials are "Snizzle Snuffer" and "Complainers Club" by Linda Irwin, and "Mankini" by Dawson Green. "Caller Menu O...

"Minor Annoyances" (Original Air Date August 16, 2016) Jean Luc Pierre Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt find you can make sport out of annoying mosquitoes. See what happens when David answers the telephone in the Pool Ball Astrology room. "On A Creepy Note" (Original Air Date August 19, 2016) Something wild happens to Klaus in the forest during game time with Jean Luc Pierre Paris and Hortense Hilde...

"Slug Stuff" (Original Air Date July 26, 2016) A day at the station begins with "Space Case - Robot Slugs". Our two stoner office cleaners decide to try some experimenting by smoking pancakes and they also find a surprise that Frank left behind. "Liquid Sirens" (Original Air Date July 29, 2016) "Myth Manglers" test the existence of the legendary sirens off the coast of Greece. "Hot Topics" (Origin...

"Parsley And Parades" (Original Air Date July 15, 2016) Gertrude and Clementine gossip at the town parade, and Irene introduces new menu items. "Sorry Dave I Cannot Do That" (Original Air Date July 19, 2016) As one A.I. leaves, two new ones come in! Meet David and Zira at the cyber staff meeting and enjoy the awkwardness of David up-grading Hortense's computer! Things go a little better up-grading...

"Tidy Bowl Bots" (Original Air Date July 5, 2016) Artificial intelligence cleaning your toilet? Find out more with "Space Case" as they discuss artificial intelligence doing chores. "Robot Slaves" (Original Air Date July 8, 2016) "Space Case" is with A.I. Mike, Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran debating cute robot slavery. "Of Goats And Wooden Spoons" (Original Air Date July 12, 2016) Ian S...

"Experiments And Exo Planets" (Original Air Date June 17, 2016) Frank as well as Donna and Zartran discuss artificial intelligence taking over as physicists and other areas of humanity. Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star muse over what three exo planets mean. "Airy Hairy" (Original Air Date June 24, 2016) Jean Luc and Hortense start us off with "Wild Weird Olympics - Bounce House", then bre...