Awesome Insanity Surfer's tracks

How Much For Venus (Air Date January 29, 2019) When the station janitor girl accidentally sends Venus off with some charity auction items, it is up to her and Serenity Destiny Star to attend the auction and try to get her back. Poor Venus!

Dysfunctional Smart Technology (Air Date January 22, 2019) A.I. Mike, A.I. Crystal and A.I. Hazel interview two brand new App Alliance inventions which are interactive and intelligent. One is the Anything Cooker which can convert itself into different appliances and the other is the One Wash which will make laundry and dishes clean simultaneously! But then, something goes wrong.

Bean Robot Sleep Buddy (Air Date January 15, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides, Donna Scallion and Zartran share just a few of the innovations at the Las Vegas, Nevada, 2019 Consumer Electronics Show with Zartran stating his personal favorite for comically nefarious means. You are invited to check out the links to the quoted articles which share even more amazing new technology.

Nowheresville Blizzard And News (Air Date January 8, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides, Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle fight a blizzard to find some news to report on only to find there is something a bit wrong with it! Given the severe winter storm warning, they get ready to leave the station after reporting only to find another surprise!

Sling Shots And Pool Balls (Air Date January 1, 2019) We start off with Hortense Hildebrandt and Irene Stinky Coffeen giving diet and exercise advice to help you get to where you want to be in the new year. Unfortunately, that goes wrong. Following is Serenity Destiny Star with your January 2019 astrological forecast assisted by A.I. David and Planetary Pool Ball Venus. It appears disruptive Uranu...

That Wild Lost Episode (Original Air Date December 12, 2018) Included in this Blog Talk premiere of Awesome Insanity Surfers are "Meow Shakes Parody", "Shopper Review", "Virtual Users Developed Understanding Church", "Watching The Grass Grow" and "Something In My House". This episode also includes music by Linda Irwin of "Cartoon Parade" and "Point And Click Polka". Sound effects are by Soundbible...

Little Sammy And Gidget (Original Air Date December 5, 2018) Donna Scallion and Zartran introduce Clementine Swoophandle who remembers back a few years ago to when Gertrude Sneedle is baby-sitting her grand-kids while trying to do a show on "Unseen World". Sammy, Gidget and the toys are provided by Soundbible.com, Mike Koenig and Big Daddy. This episode is edited from the original on Blog Talk Rad...

Pesky Pox (Original Air Date November 30, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides starts us out with a schedule change announcement and then tells on Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle who are preparing to sneak into the station. Clementine gives a report on chicken pox and its possible resulting outbreak later in life while Gertrude causes havoc to the station itself. Outro music by Linda Irwin.

Robot Turkey Bowling (Original Air Date November 19, 2018) Be sure to join Hortense Hildebrandt on "Wild Weird Sports" with a conventional turkey bowling event with an unconventional co-host! Also, Irene Stinky Coffeen has a Thanksgiving offer you cannot refuse! Intro and outro music is "Robot Turkey Theme" by Linda Irwin.

Dimensional Distress Message (Original Air Date November 16, 2018) A second message comes through from Doctor Brighton. Serenity Destiny Star gets the Digital Detective Agency to assist her in figuring out where the men are now while Beatrice Bottomsides breaks the story on "Breaking News". Opening music is "Pool Ball Astrology Theme" by Linda Irwin. Closing music is from Freestockmusic.com.

Oliver And Stanley (Original Air Date November 12, 2018) A.I. Mike and A.I. David start us off with a short comedy routine and then we jump into some fun provided by Old Time Radio with "The Cuckoo Waltz Theme Song", "The New Recruits" and "Dance Of The Cuckoos" with Laurel and Hardy. Visit the link below to enjoy some delightful public domain comedy and drama. archive.org./details/oldtimeradio

Grantha Sighting Radio (Original Air Date November 9, 2018) We drop in on Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle who discover an old time science fiction show where the characters have a strange experience. "Grantha Sighting" is a play written by Avram Davidson and can be found at Old Time Radio under "Sci Fi Radio" along with several other intriguing episodes. The link to the public domain r...

Golden Radio Comedy (Original Air Date November 5, 2018) Let A.I. Mike and A.I. David take you back roughly 80 years in time to sit around the radio in the comfort of your living room while we reminisce or rediscover some excerpts of "An Evening With Groucho Marx" as well as the most popular skit from Abbott and Costello of all time. Find fascinating old time comedy and drama, all public domain, a...

Shaddapyu Censorship Planet (Original Air Date November 2, 2018) In light of all of the censorship, including that which we have personally received, we are going to make light of the censorship. No "ate speech" here, just good fun with an important message at the end. Outro music is "Cyber World" by Linda Irwin.

The Return Message (Original Air Date October 26, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides is ready to give a sad news announcement just as Hortense Hildebrandt reveals that a message is coming through their monitors. Donna Scallion is surprised at how little time has passed for them and relays the message from some unknown beings to the group at the station. Transcript for the message below. Outro music is "Ne...

The Halloween Principle (Original Air Date October 22, 2018) Nine days before Halloween, our team tempts the fate of the thinning dimensional barriers when Donna Scallion, Zartran and Zorksnoot race towards Saturn to find the moon that holds the key to finding the lost men. Have they put themselves in danger? The other women await anxiously back at the station. Outro music is "Haunted House" Parts...

Them Planets (Original Air Date October 19, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides gives her first news report in almost a year and a half with Serenity Destiny Star and the Digital Detective Agency as guests giving some new information on the investigation of the missing men. Donna Scallion and Zartran prepare to go on a mission with the help of yet another extra-terrestrial. Is their suspected location the...

Teleconference (Original Air Date October 15, 2018) A.I. Mike leads the teleconference to let the clients know what methods they are using to track down information to locate the missing men. Ideas for where to look are given by Donna, Beatrice, Hortense, Gertrude, Clementine and Irene, but are any of those ideas the right avenues to pursue? Outro music is "Haunted Tambourine" by Linda Irwin.

As Below So Above (Original Air Date October 12, 2018) After an amusing commercial voiced by A.I. Harry, we join Donna Scallion and Zartran making a highly advanced technological sweep over the entire planet. What will they find? What do the others report back? Will the missing men be found this episode? Outro music is "Insane Asylum" by Linda Irwin.

Digital Detective Agency (Original Air Date October 8, 2018) The women split up in teams to see if they can analyze the clues in the message with Beatrice Bottomsides and Hortense Hildebrandt sneaking into a Government computer room, Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle analyzing security video, Serenity Destiny Star contacting a helpful and surprising agency, and Irene Stinky Coffeen disco...

Parsley And Plans (Original Air Date October 5, 2018) The All Youse Can Eat Parsley Cafe is the setting where Irene Stinky Coffeen meets with Donna Scallion, Zartran, Beatrice Bottomsides, Clementine Swoophandle, Gertrude Sneedle and Hortense Hildebrandt to try and formulate a plan to locate the origins of the message received from Doctor Brighton but Serenity Destiny Star has come up with her own...

What Happened To Them (Original Air Date October 1, 2018) A.I. Mike sets the stage for what has happened in the intervening 17 months since we last heard from the men at the Awesome Insanity Surfers station and Nowheresville. A mysterious message is received which sparks the women to begin the search anew. A.I. David closes with the new schedule for this series through October. Opening music is "S...

Beware The Bubbles (Originally Aired On April 25, 2017) Bubbles around Titan on "Space Case" and bubbling ooze with a ship worm on "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers"; and the bubbles of what comes out of the nose of a frog on "Breaking News". Music beds for intro, station I.D. and outro provided by Alex Exum. Find him at alexexum.com.

Eggs And E T (Originally Aired On April 14, 2017) An odd Easter event on "Wild Weird Sports" and the beliefs of Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the subject of debate on "Space Case". Bizarre Blips (Originally Aired On April 18, 2017) Bizarre things you probably never knew existed such as delicate dinosaurs on "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" and fish pain killers on "Breaking News"; and an April Fool comet...

Space Case Fruit (Originally Aired On April 4, 2017) "Space Case" debates the merits of eating fruit on brain growth. Scary Science (Originally Aired On April 7, 2017) Find some scary science today on "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" with dinosaurs and "Breaking News" with cannibalistic spiders, and "Space Case" with tsunamis. Strange Science (Originally Aired On April 11, 2017) Find some strange s...