Austin Anderson Show

Austin slides into the studio buzzing on zero Lemonheads and 100% existential dread. Today’s episode is a full buffet of American chaos: price-gouged candy, near-death forklift ballet with a Mexican stranger, Tucker Carlson cornering Sam Altman, Epstein conspiracy theories taking a hard left turn into unfortunate anatomy, the slow emotional collapse of celebrities, and the spiritual torment of run...

Austin spirals into the sweetest economic meltdown you’ve ever heard, starting with the shocking rise of Tic Tac prices and ending somewhere between EMP-induced societal collapse, cannibal warlords who found Jesus, billionaires swimming Scrooge-McDuck–style in their money rooms, and Mormon underwear launch parties that look like Black Friday at Best Buy. Along the way he accidentally becomes ...

Austin Anderson kicks off November with no rain, no grace, and a full-blown review of  Rambo III —a movie so drenched in steroids it could bench-press your childhood. He breaks down why Stallone’s muscles should’ve won a Nobel Prize, reveals the topless truth about ancient Roman women gladiators, and dives into the Epstein email dump that proves the world is somehow dumber and darker than we...

Austin Anderson starts simple — like, “bread and butter” simple — before spiraling straight into the weirdest buffet of modern insanity you’ve ever heard. From George Clooney trembling in silk pajamas over AI movie stars to the rise of digital love affairs, to Hitler’s allegedly microscopic manhood… it’s a full-course meal of comedy, chaos, and uncomfortable truths. He breaks down why Hollywood ca...

Austin’s back behind the wheel — literally — swerving through Omaha traffic on nothing but caffeine and joy. In this episode, he unpacks how a busted Achilles, bad keto, and one farting-yoga TikTok led him to rethink food, health, and the broken algorithmic circus we call modern life. It starts with Chick-fil-A biscuits and ends with the extinction of human-made art. A chaotic drive through vegani...

You’ve heard about the glory of Rome, Caesar’s stabbing, Nero’s fiddle, Cleopatra’s eyeliner. But this? This is the B-side. The deep cuts. In this episode, Austin cracks open the marble shell and drags out the weirdest, wildest, most jaw-dropping stories the textbooks skipped. From soldiers worshipping a bull in candlelit caves, to an emperor who taxed pee, to a queen rumored to kill with figs — t...

Austin Anderson unpacks the chaos of Midwest winter, from -30° mornings to potbelly pigs with a taste for blood. He tells stories from his camper days—frozen pipes, showering with milk jugs, and near-death by diesel heater—before spiraling into a donut-fueled existential crisis, his son’s fat jokes, and a late-night rant about Elon Musk’s trillion-dollar robot army and the “Trans Apocalypse.” It’s...

Austin Anderson dives into the wild edges of reality—starting with the strange tribe known as  The Pallet People , drifting into a cigarette ban in the Maldives, and then crash-landing in the madness of celebrity pardons and modern travel hell. It’s a full-blown back porch rant about America’s weirdest headlines, where Dan Aykroyd’s penis nose meets Trump’s possible Diddy pardon and ends with...

Austin Anderson dives headfirst into the absurdities of modern life—starting with a John Cena action flick that somehow turns into a NATO propaganda film, then spiraling into a breakdown of how dinner for three at a steakhouse now costs more than a used Honda Civic. It’s a full-blown rant about inflation, hidden restaurant “administration fees,” Elon Musk’s trillionaire dreams, and why John Travol...

This one starts with Dick Cheney’s death and somehow ends with Simon Cowell turning into a Botox chipmunk and Johnny Depp’s dog committing farmyard murder. Along the way, I rant about California’s new electric boat insanity, New York politics, health insurance rage, and the general feeling that America’s been smashed like a plate glass window. It’s a full episode of disbelief, dark humor, and the...

Austin talks about pastors moonlighting as business coaches, AI croons like 1950s soul singers, and a Scottish woman fakes a pregnancy for nine months with a doll and a straight face. From Toyota Corolla backseat surgeries to the moral decay of social media meltdowns, this episode ricochets between holy outrage and hilarious disbelief. It’s spiritual confusion, dark comedy, and Midwestern sanity a...

California has officially lost its mind. The trees smell like vomit, the squirrels are decapitating rodents, and Gavin Newsom looks like he moisturizes with the souls of small business owners. Austin dives deep into this week’s apocalyptic headlines — from carnivorous squirrels to a Mexican mayor’s tragic stand against the cartels — all while reflecting on the eternal struggle between self-control...

Austin’s back with a Halloween special that starts with a full-blown roast of Tim Burton and ends with two real-life ghost stories that’ll make you sleep with a nightlight and a loaded BB gun. From the cursed clay faces of  The Nightmare Before Christmas  to an old Millard railroad house filled with ghosts, dead railroad workers, and one very freaky five-year-old who said, “They’re alway...

In this chaotic October episode, Austin Anderson covers everything from California’s  vomit-smelling trees  to Putin’s radioactive tsunami weapon to Trump literally being gifted a golden crown. Somewhere in between, a chicken lays an egg live on air, Nero burns Rome naked, and Amazon doubles down on Satan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Wednesday, and the world has officially gone off its meds. Will Smith just dropped a song called  “I Like Pretty Girls” — and it sounds like a man trying to convince himself he’s straight. Meanwhile, a Detroit pastor publicly shames a woman for not giving him two grand… and Tyler Perry  rewards him  with a hundred thousand bucks. Because of course he does. Then we tumble headfi...

Donald Trump’s turning the White House into a golden ballroom while Tic Tacs cost more than gas, SNAP recipients are told to fast for gender politics, and Glenn Beck’s out here hoarding “America’s soul” in tornado-proof mountain vaults. Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom’s smiling like a spirit-cooking vampire, Bad Bunny’s headlining the Super Bowl in Spanish, and I’m just trying to breathe through my allerg...

After a weekend of apple crisp, cookies, and deep regret, Austin dives headfirst into a sugar-fueled rant about Halloween gluttony, the collapse of common sense, and why face tattoos might be the final sign of the apocalypse. Between government shutdowns, Gavin Newsom’s presidential ambitions, and ICE raids in Chicago, he still somehow finds a moment of faith — right in the middle of a church pray...

Today we kick things off talking about how Disney scarred an entire generation of kids with dead parents, witchcraft mice, and singing hyenas. Then we swerve—literally—into the story of  Pimp Ma Ma Da , the fur-coated guardian angel who appeared after a teenage car wreck involving pepperoni, panic, and poetic justice. From there we dive into ladybug invasions, fly-filled farmhouses, a cop who...

What do you get when the Pope blesses a block of ice, Jelly Roll takes a holy shower at the Christian Music Awards, and Elon Musk builds a trillion-dollar robot army? A normal Thursday on  The Austin Anderson Show. In this episode, Austin spirals from theology to Fight Club prosthetics, from George Washington dodging bullets to scientists wanting to bomb AI servers. We’ve got fake Meatloaf ti...

It’s story time on  The Austin Anderson Show , and today we’re heading back to a haunted farmhouse in Omaha, the birthplace of a nine-foot monster, an old man, and one of the funniest nights in haunted house history. From the rise and fall of Haunted Hollow to Trump’s rumored pardon of Diddy, the Saudi picnic-cloth mafia, and the AI Tai Chi scam that won’t stop stalking Austin’s feed. He rant...

It’s only Tuesday and Austin’s already fired up. In this episode, he dives headfirst into the chaos of Trump possibly commuting Diddy’s sentence—yeah, that Diddy. From Hollywood hypocrisy to Christians worshipping politicians, from Y2K nostalgia to streaming service brainwashing, Austin rants his way through America’s moral circus with his usual mix of fury, humor, and accidental theology. He cove...

Welcome to Episode 43 of The Austin Anderson Show, where we open with a fiery highway fatality and somehow end up clapping for a child being eaten by vines in  Pumpkinhead . I hosted a fraternity gala where rich people even salt-and-pepper their food with class, learned about a tradition that involves full nudity and frozen ball blood, and realized that 1960s photos lied to all of us, those s...

Today we dive into a lighthearted topic: SCIENTISTS GROWING MINI HUMAN BRAINS IN LABS AND PLUGGING THEM INTO COMPUTERS LIKE WE’RE ONE step away from Shredder building Krang in a jar. We talk Nazi scientists running NASA, bio-computing horror, and the legend of Stingy Jack, the original Jack-o’-Lantern scammer who got booted from both Heaven and Hell for being too clever and too cheap to pay for dr...

Broadcasting straight from the chicken coop like a deranged homesteader with Wi-Fi, this episode goes off the rails fast. We cover a legendary high school road trip that ends with a stolen Garfield cat being returned to a haunted farmhouse, why we should ban Halloween movies that casually summon demons in our living rooms, and the horrifying invention of the human washing machine that proves Wall-...

Today’s episode is a ride straight through the downfall of civilization, starting with the fake celebrity space race (looking at you, Katy Perry), a detour through Justin Trudeau’s Halloween costume phase, a visionary proposal to merge Gavin Newsom and Trudeau into a new progressive Siamese gender, and then straight into Berlin’s underground where the Piss Goblin apparently lives his bes...