Audio Hotdish

It feels like it's been 525,600 minutes since we last did it but it's the second installment of 2021 a Look Back at Speed: Gangs of New York edition! So join us on our Happy Birthday march as we ask the hard hitting question, what are we still doing here?!

Because of Memorial Day weekend, we put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 6 through 10 and we'll be back next week with more silliness!

We have more dandelion talk than grass seed is possible. Other than that sentence making zero sense we also get into 90's public access TV and other superstitions. Welp, I did it again with crazy sentences! Just listen as we rename children's favorite fluffy weeds this week on Passive Aggression!

We here at Passive Aggression had an "apple falling on the head moment" and decided to deep dive into our shower thoughts. But the only thing we managed to uncover was the truth about Cedric Diggory's resentment towards Harry Potter!

We have our hobo sacks packed and a prepared act. No matter how many Spaghetti O's get spilled we cannot deny, we got those circus eyes! This week on Passive Aggression we try and fail to create our own special commune but find the circus to be much more appealing!

We devised the perfect plan to alienate donut lovers, DC comics, The Matrix fans and nasty ketchup consumers all in one podcast episode! But we still couldn't answer the question on Mariska and Kyle's mind…. who am sasquatch??

The perfect date would have to be catching a Corey Taylor Swift concert before Prince purifies your body in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. He would then let you air dry on the back of his motorcycle, on the way back to Paisley Park. The evening would then conclude with ping pong and Prince cakes. That date is almost better than April 25th!

This week our names have been put into the Goblet of Fire but no matter how Dumbledore asks us we didn't do it! Why always the toad of surprise that we're once again talking about Harry Potter on Passive Aggression?!

A bus expanding in poor Burt's small intestines, a cover up and a big button that isn't to be pushed….until it was! All this and more narrated by the dulcet tones of Morgan Freeman, streaming this summer on….nextficks! If that sounds like your thing you might be our doppelbrainer, so join us while we put on our doctor hats and talk Myspace this week on Passive Aggression!

Dicky Stabler tried to pull a fast one and wore a beard, Dan Connor is hitting on Gemma Teller, Ted Bundy sends the Pritchetts into witness protection but at least Gibbs got that Dolly dose! All that and other nonsense this week as we celebrate Chris Meloni's return to SVU!

Carlton tried his best to report the breaking news regarding Zebragate 2021, but Barbara ruined his news anchor bit. This week on Passive Aggression we learn that when you mess with Dick Wolf he bites, leaving us no choice but to send this one back!

Confessions were made, shock was experienced, elephant crimes were committed but most of all teachers are buck wild! This week on Passive Aggression we're pretty sure we've got a duplicate question and we are for sure going to need a bigger door!

If Kyle had more supportive friends when he caught the invention bug he'd be moving on up to that space apartment in the sky! Instead he has a podcast where he talks about million dollar ideas, new amusement parks on the moon and for some reason the Backstreet Boys. That is of course until his wife reveals her true identity….

Unfortunately last Wednesday we said goodbye to our dog, Harper. We are both heart broken and couldn't find the funny this week. Our intent isn't to bum everyone out but to entertain so we put together a best of from Intro Passive Aggression through Ep. 5. Hope you enjoy this look back and we're hoping to be back to the usual next week!

The biggest conspiracy theory is whether or not our Harry Potter spoiler whoopsie was on purpose…. We'll never tell! One thing is for sure this episode dabbles with the taboo we've always promised and our dark humor is front and center. So be warned because we touch on serial killers, assassinations and nazis hiding in the Denver airport this week on Passive Aggression!

Breaking news: the zombie apocalypse has broken out, to nobody's shock in Florida. Problem is Captain Barbados is stranded in the Dominican Republic and we want to be players but our box truck ain't fly, we need to find Xzibit and hit him up, so he can pimp our ride! Kyle and Jess create the greatest zombie killing vehicle there ever was, this week on Passive Aggression.

In a world where a werewolf trapped in a phoenix's body can court a mothman living in a vampire's husk you'll find Kyle and Jess in the market for more mythical pets! This week modern fairy tales, cancelled Princes and genie wishes on Passive Aggression!

Dick Wolf is on blast for the second week in a row and Kyle still hasn't received the Easter dress he always wanted! Speaking of British kids, they don't wear knickers until they are a proper age. Also run away from the demons until you're in the safety zone…. everyone knows that! All that (whatever that is) and more this week on Passive Aggression!

Olivia Benson and Whoopi Goldberg can't be distracted by two shirtless hunks during their pottery class but that's more than Kyle can say! Hope y'all watch Law & Order SVU as much as Jess because the adventure we'd like to go on is Mariska Hargitay's flatulence! 

The questions are hot button, they're dated & yet they've been on everyone's mind…. Does Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off ever get his life together? Does he follow in his father's footsteps, finally becoming a litigator after receiving his BA & AA? How many movies can Kyle & Jess string along in their ramblings? This week on Passive Aggression the first e...

When you shrink into a Kevin with the knowledge you could've been in Dave, it can leave you with nothing left to do but a classic Kevin and Dave mess around! Thankfully we're not stuck in our little yellow tic tac friend's bodies because when the toddlers inevitably attack, we're going to need to stock up on HP baby!

We live in a killing curse free zone even if one of us is a Death Eater and the other an Order of the Phoenix member. But we're really put to the test when the age old Twizzler vs Red Vine argument surfaces once again. The house elves better get our Dunkies order right or they're gonna get it wrong, this week on Passive Aggression!

We're gonna need a bigger tub because we are not the Outback look at hot button, taboo and dated topics. This week on Passive Aggression we reflect on 2020, as if one wanted to remember such a year. Help us party like it's 1999 with our Purple Dad on this New Years celebration!

Traffic out there is crazy folks a backup of giraffes has begun to bottleneck at the 35E underpass. Hopefully y'all know how to fly to avoid this mess. Stay tuned though we just got breaking news…. Jess is into TSwift. This week on Passive Aggression whether or not you'd rather hear fake news reports or have spaghetti hair, just remember one thing. Don't kiss sleeping people!

No amount of 90's sitcom mouth noises will throw us from the Tim Allen scent. We're on to you and the heinous acts you've committed against poor Wilson…. this is our Christmas episode!