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I am Mosquit-X, look at my proboscis! That sentence made me sound like Lex Looser…. he gets around! Should we put this episode description in our pocket?? Probably so, welp there's always next time!

When you gotta a little rumbly in your tumbly crack open a can of spam! Does that ring Adele? Either way this week on Passive Aggression Foedele serenades our new found love!

On Kyle's weekly calls with Kirsten we finally get to the bottom of Ariana Dumbledore and the true story of what happened. Also Peter Pettigrew's pervy proclivities are publicized and Kyle is not a fighty boy, he just plays one on DnD!

As we all know Doc Warner always gets the big reveal! In this case it's Kyle and Jess finally paying off those taboo topics they've promised from day one. After this episode it will be clear one thing's for sure, they don't know Ted from Adam!

Benson vs Dunham: the battle of the Olivias, the life and lies of Christopher Plummer and sponsoring America's favorite podcast wizard Justin McElroy in a real life Hunger Games! That and more on the newest 2021 a Look Back At Speed edition of Passive Aggression!

What's hiding in the dark?? Who knows but when it inevitably comes for you, try hotdogs…. It works for horses! Also watch out for the Sphinx at the end of Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze!

This week on Passive Aggression 360 we're ask the question on everyone's mind. Does Anderson Cooper wear comfies when he's at home with Cooper Cooper?? Also Rivers are fun but lakes get it done. Oh no, I almost put together a coherent episode description for once. Maybe next week!

We've done it. We cracked the code! 90's PSAs are the direct cause of Millennial's anxiety. After this one you'll wish our gusher holes were full with little dribblets of goosh! Oh and have you thought of "The Game" lately?

Come on in, kick off your shoes and show your nasty ganglies. We're going to force Luke Skywalker to Mrs Doubtfire this dinner party! The holiest damn cracker I ever had is on the menu, so for the love of Thanos will someone wash Voldemort's feet?

Coming from the son of a bus driver that is admittedly ugly all day, we should've put the bunny back in the box. At least we're about to get out of prison, we're about to meet our daddy and we're about to release this episode all on July FOURTEENTH….Whoops!

Hear ye, hear ye, I took the zebra right up from under her feetsies! On this episode of Passive Aggression we're proud to introduce Frederick Gillepski and Hans Gruber. Now they must fight to the death. Who will win? Find out on our 69th episode! Haha 69, get it?

If you were to get into a pinch, who would you call? We're in-between Justin Evans and the whole gang from Ghostbusters! That and more from the local jokel from your friendly yokel….oh and know your angles people!

We decided to take the week off to enjoy a long Labor Day weekend, so we’ve put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 14 through 16 and we'll be back next week with more buffoonery!

If you enjoy having James Earl Jones sing to you about 90's fashion, then you'll love to know dark wings deliver dark words but do you know who Harry Potter is? Reading that would you believe if I told you that we talked about time travel this week? Yeah…. me neither!

In a world where everything happened just 2 years ago, Covid lead to I Am Legend, Katey Segal starred as The House and Zune ruled over iPod. If only our DeLorean could Tokyo Drift then we'd get Dolly Parton and Elvira together at last!

The reason all of you listen to this podcast has finally become apparent…. The free Britney breaking news comes seeping out of the Passhole! We also play phone games on the air and mention The Avengers, Disney Princesses and Star Wars! Enjoy, I guess….

On this episode of Passive Aggression we discuss submarine physics, the truth about camel's humps, having more Josh Duhamels than anyone knows what to do with, Fergie's horcruxes and somehow SVU comes up…. Oh well!

We're stuck in a simulation of a simulation, playing a simulation. At least within one of those simulations we find out the truth about rainbows…. Goat farts!

Well it's that time of every 4 years…. it's the 2020 Olympics watch y'all! And the answer to the question everyone is asking, you gotta worship the moon gods if you're going to surf. Whoops looks like we're drunk on Thai Pie…. Oh well, enjoy this episode of Passive Aggression anyway!

Once upon a time, there was a farm and on that farm the sun is totally a Kyle. On Passive Aggression this week we couldn't quite answer the hard hitting question of, what came first the beetle or the Rita but we are offering a new service! Google Your Fears with Kyle and Jess, now only $19.99 a week!

Awonkawho?? Awonkado!!! We might have officially lost it in this round of "rapid" fire questions. Chris Meloni, call us if you wanna get ice cream some time!

You're right, you're right we hate Brit’s father. We need Barack to pull some strings with Joe to free Britney! We also talk about bugs, dinosaurs, dino nuggets, elephants, the royals and for whatever reason Blue's Clues. We completely T-Rex this week on Passive Aggression!

Vacation is all we ever wanted, so we're taking one! Enjoy Midwestern Rewind part 3 ya'll!!!

We're heavy on the Aggression, with no need for the Passive this week. We finally earn our show name as we take on movie critics and their lugubrious opinions about Steven Spielberg's Hook!

Josiah witnessed in horror as his friend was viciously attacked by King Triton's henchwhale. Lucky the whale changed its mind before going old testament on poor Mike Lobstahmen. If you take away any knowledge from our whale tales today it should be this, crabs don't sing!