At The Movies (10 Years Later)

"Just because he looks stupid and is a bad actor, it doesn't mean his character didn't perform when the situation called for it" Apparently this movie came out, in theatres, made money and definitely exists. We still have our doubts. Listen as jBow and J9 are joined by special guest host Mike Paris (@thatmikeparis). Listen as we guess the plot using only the poster for reference, give someone the...

"I think that's the last act I'd be performing on a prostitute. You can't do that safely if you are doing it well. Am I right, ladies?" We feel like we are now 2/12 people in the world who has seen this movie, and we meander greatly while talking about it. Listen as we discuss burping a grown man, this movie existing, how long it takes to build a gun, the proper phrase for a man's tramp stamp, but...

"They keep making fun of Yang, because he's short, calling him 'halfman' and all that. He's 5'6. Stallone is 5'7!" It's the biggest action movie team up ever (feat. Randy Couture) and we are psyched to talk about it. Listen as we discuss Statham's relationship drama, how many 9 year olds you could beat in a fight at once, knife guy being the best in a crew, Dolph Lundgren's genius, Stallone's skin...

"What purpose does that serve in the movie? None, but it's fucking hilarious" Listen as we bask in the glory of this infinitely quotable comedy hit parade, one of the best of Will Ferrell's ENTIRE CAREER. Listen as we break down Mark Wahlberg's comedy skills, Ferrell in a musical, Jersey Boys vs. Mamma Mia, layered comedy, lions vs tuna, everyone getting a moment, rare names, body shaving free hot...

"Her not caring is one thing, but here she is, actively saying shit to hurt her son. 'Being silent is too good for him. I'm gonna open my mouth and shatter this kid's world'". Friend and info-graphic master Stephanie Pagani specifically requested to guest on this episode, and we are happy to have her back. Listen in as we break down Gru's heritage, fluffy unicorns, scooching, shrink ray mechanics,...

"Wyatt, I'm going to put what just happened behind us, and be a mature adult here, and thank you for being a part of this." THE ROAD TO INCEPTION IS OVAH! Couldn't be more excited to revisit this amazing, incredible film 10 years after the fact. And an episode this special deserves a special guest. "Trust The Process" co-host and longtime creative partner of jBow Wyatt Arndt joins the show to disc...

"They are so flippant about the amount of jorts they go through" Ugh! We back after a few awesome movies (and before a few more) to slog through this supernatural love triangle over a black hole of personality. Listen as we break down differences from the books, stalking, courting, love triangles, Robert Pattinson as Batman, indie film careers, unhealthy fictional relationships, porn parodies, obl...

"There are no bad toys. Only bad kids" This entire franchise is unreal, and we couldn't be happier to revisit the BEST one of these movies 10 years after the fact. Listen as we get into our fears of continuing this franchise, grown up themes, accepting death, our favourite toys, childhood imagination, crying, jail breaks, loyal toys, "Don't Care" Bears, co-mingling toys and repeated, REPEATED terr...

"Okay but also can we remember they guy is shit-faced? That's maybe not the best time to be roped to some sticks fighting by twinkle light out back" Honestly it should be the "Kung Fu Kid", but you can't fight that sweet sweet nostalgia draw. Li'l nepatiz was in full effect for this remake of an iconic 80s jam starring Will Smith's kid and Jacking F'n Chan. Listen as we break down Jackie Chan's ap...

"Was the facesitting at all mentioned in the PG warning before the movie?" We are shocked, SHOCKED, that Dreamworks animation (or animated movies, or movies in general) would dare attempt to follow-up the cinematic MASTERPIECE that was Shrek The Third, but here we find ourselves revisiting the 4th Shrek movie. Listen as we talk children's tv shows, chimichangas, angry wigs, silent assassins, anima...

"On the Mt. Rushmore of comic book movie casting, he might be Lincoln". Summer movie season 2010 is here! And what better way to kick it off than by revisiting the earliest stages of the MCU (Chapter 3 of 22). Listen in as jBow and J9 discuss waiting in line for midnight screenings, best comic book movie casting, Black Widow's hair, what it's apparently like trying to make a film for Marvel, Jon F...

"I'm just gonna put it out there right now....I wasn't scared" 10 years later, and we never realized all these things are called "A" Nightmare on Elm Street. Huh. How about that? Oh, yeah then the movie happened. Listen as we talk about our preferred horror movies, jokester killers, terrible parents, childhood "stranger danger" assembly, J9 coming up with the premise of this film, vigilante justic...

"In what way is jumping between rooftops going to factor in to your style of crime-fighting?" It's been a decade since a murderous little vigilante slashed and swore her way into our hearts, and not since has a movie so significantly been stolen from it's title character. The results be great! Listen as we talk about superhero costumes, Nic Cage's career, Nic Cage's accent, Nic Cage's mustache, re...

"It's called Clash of the Titans. The titans are already dead. There are no titans. Strike one". THE KRAKEN was released 10 years ago, and it came at a time where everybody was gaga for converting their movies to 3D and getting some of them sweet sweet Avatar dollars. Some things worked, some things didn't. Listen as we break down outstanding supporting characters, tragic Greek backstories, shiny...

"It's business in the front, and a party in the back...but not a party you wanna go to" Oh boy, been waiting for this one. 10 years and 3 movies later, one of the most underrated animated movies of all time (and a trilogy with no weak entries) made its debut. Toy Story 3 may have conquered in the end, but this movie was something special. Listen as we discuss STAKES!, bad Scottish accents, inventi...

"It's a trick-fuck, is what this movie is!" Happy Frabjus day! (whatever that is). What better way to celebrate than by revisiting the MASSIVELY successful launch of Disney's Live-Action "License to Print Money" adaptation series. Successful in the sense that it made boatloads of money, not as a measure of quality. Listen as we discuss Johnny Depp/Tim Burton's partnership, made up words, made up n...

"My first thought was 'wow, you have a tiny dick. You should pick a new metaphor'" Duly appointed movie reviewers check out a few duly appointed Federal Mahshalls in a creepy, underrated Scorsese gem from 2010. We break down Leo's career, aversion to horror movies, WWII flashbacks, Serious actors going funny, good 2010 thrillers and rename a Tenzie award to be a bit nicer to people. All that plus...

"You and me and Sandy B makes three". A left behind gem from 2009, there was no way we would leave Sandra Bullock's Oscar winning performance go unappreciated. Listen as we break down asking the wrong questions, THANKS-giving, geographical doodling, oompa loompa running backs and balloons! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!      

"So he goes back to the dirty sex barn, not a barn where they engaged in dirty sex, a barn where they had sex that was dirty. It's an important distinction" We're back! It's a whole new world, and a whole new year, and jBow and J9 are here to take you down memory lane and review the No.1 movies of 2010. First up: THE AVATAR SLAYER! Dear John was the first movie to FINALLY upend Avatar's Box Office...

Time for something new! We've been doing the show for 5 years and for the first time we are recapping our favourites and least favourite movies, characters, lines, scenes and more from the review crop of 2009. We also look ahead to the coming year and get psyched (or the opposite) for the movies of 2010.  Thank you all for the continued support of the show. Looking forward to revisiting 2010 with...

Avengers Endgame is better. We're back to break down what WAS the biggest movie of all time for 10 years: Avatar. Listen as we break down the troubling physiology, the incredible visual effects and mostly the direct comparisons to every other movie with the exact-ish same plot. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie Awards and more! (NEXT EPISODE: 2009 in Review)

"Pricking of fingers and drops of blood are not acceptable currency, and it makes me suspicious". It's a southern good time as we break down a seemingly forgotten animated Disney film of a by-gone style. We talk snow treks, beignets, smooth jazz, swamp creatures and voodoo villains. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"I feel like I'm at a little kid's birthday party, where you get to play on all the things and go in the ball pit and eat the cake and enjoy Chuck E Cheese when he comes out to sing... and I just can't wait for your sugar high to crash and you to go to sleep". It's been 10 years since we were 3 years away from the end of the world, and the MUTHA of all disaster movies brought out the best in us an...

"...and then she smiles, or maybe she doesn't... because she can't" Oh boy! A teen love triangle involving werewolves, vampires and a living statue should have been a home run, right?! How did it go so wrong aside from "easily" and "definitively"? Listen as we discuss the lack of shirts, the lack of emotions, the lack of Anna Kendrick, the lack of answers and the lack of chemistry. All that plus F...

"It has nothing to do with the idea, it's 100% the execution". It's a pleasure to revisit this absolute cinematic delight, and we could not be happier (even though we get sidetracked by a tiny screwdriver).  Listen as we break down Clone High, Phil Lord & Chris Miller's comedic genius, Bill Hader and Will Forte also being comedic genuises, how they discard their food, vegetarian and vegan alternat...