At The Movies (10 Years Later)

"Her husband was a good cop, and not she's with this piece of shit? She's got a little brain damage herself" Rev it up, it's time to revisit the GAME CHANGING installment in the Fast saga, it's Fast Five. Listen as we break down The Rock's intro to the series, the Fast fight contracts, Vin Diesel's career trajectory, decoy assassins, the complicated Fast timeline, Han being the absolute best, Tyre...

"I don't what you to feel that even though we disagree about a lot of things with this movie, that we disagree when it comes to the dick hanging off of this thing's face" A podcast divided! One of us loved Rango, one of us hated it. It's a fun civil war episode of the show. Listen as we discuss who this movie is for? The gross character design, the smartest and best hawk in the world, terrariums,...

"I am so disappointed in everyone who saw this in theatres". Spoilers people: This is the worst movie so far this year (and that's saying something!). We slog through this gross and sad "comedy" and try to decipher a bunch of stuff, namely who is this movie for? Why do the main characters dress like 5 year old children? Is it plastascene or plasterscene? What does "equal opportunity penises" mean?...

"We haven't even talked about how this whole fucking thing is due to a new strain of corn!" Honestly, we talked a lot about Liam Neeson in this episode, from what the ideal Neeson gimmick is to...well... his famous junk. We also talk about Corn recipes, childhood fears of being snatched, Bow's childhood dream of being a botanist being crushed, the TV show Alias, spies with no charisma, lack of pay...

"Just because you're so stupid doesn't mean you aren't also mean. Mean by default" We back and we in Sandland! We talk all about the Sandler/Aniston rom-com that for some reason features Nicole Kidman and Dave Matthews. Listen as we break down Sandler's career, Minka Kelly, Flashback Sandler, terrible liars and the lies they tell, proper shit-talking techniques (look outside the door!), mean-spiri...

"This is the cinematic equivalent of dry humping. It needed to be AT LEAST 20% more ridiculous" A movie that neither of us had seen or heard of before, that was thankfully on Netflix, prime and ready for a sleepover. Listen as we discuss lame fedoras, the severe lack of lurking, Saved By The Bell the College years, magical box cutters, squinting vs. smoldering, house party bands, naming kittens, c...

"That's what I'm saying, don't claw a bald patch in my head or whatever, if you're going to possess me, do some fucking damage. Text an ex-girlfriend. Send a dick pic to someone. Tweet something really bad. Lose my keys." Listen as we talk about atheism (briefly), barbecue chicken sandwiches (for much longer), McCain Deep N' Delicious cakes, Jordie Benn scoring goals, cinema genre cousins, doubter...

"It had it's moments, and stuff, and I guess I probably enjoyed those moments just as much as you did, but I just feel a lot more betrayed by what this movie was not". Join us as we get together and talk about period mix tapes, catching feelings, Lake Bell being an absolute delight, supporting characters stealing the movie, Edge and Lita's live sex celebration, ground rules for nude scenes, Ashton...

"Put a little Pepper on it!" The first superhero movie of the year, is great in a lot of ways, but bad in the biggest way in that it's main hero Britt Reid/The Green Hornet suuuuuucks. Join us as we discuss Jay Chou, mixing up Green Hornet and Green Lantern, James Franco's awesome cameo, Kato-vision, Bruce Lee, sexual harassment, adult diapers,, shades of green, how Barry Pepper could have fixed t...

"This is exactly how an Americanized version of 'Love, Actually' would go. It's total shit" We are back to finish what we started. The lone leftover episode required for us to complete the entire set of 2010 Box Office number 1's is here, and it's garbage. Listen as we talk the immense star power, gay representation in sports, Julia Roberts' per word salary, the Taylors being useless, character na...

"I think my first instinct would be to let my freak flag fly" We're back in 2011, and first up we've got ourselves a Western! The academy award nominated mumbling of Jeff Bridges guides us through Arkansas (pretty sure) as a manhunt is on for pre-Thanos Josh Brolin. Listen as we talk old vs new True Grit, the new theme song, southern accents, Magic School Bus, Domhnall Gleeson, Animal Man, Bear do...

Hey gang! Before we start launching into the number one films from the year 2011, we're taking a look back and the best (and worst) of 2010 and giving out The Super Tenzies! How many worsts will Bella Swan take home? Can "The Other Guys" shock the world and win Best Movie of the year? Is there anyone that has a chance of defeating Wu Ping from "The Karate Kid" and his amazing mo-hawk hair. Does "S...

"It's as if this film did not care about the arcs of it's characters" THE. LAST.EPISODE.OF.2010. IS. HERE! We close out the year with the third entry in a trilogy we still can't believe is a trilogy, Little Fockers. Listen as we discuss Fockers lore, kids names, Owen Wilson, changing course, Frat Pack movies, nobody wanting to be in this movie, high actor salaries, Bobby Milk, bad dads and the lon...

"Robots are always going to recognize us as a problem. We have to stop trusting them". Digitize yourself and try not get derezzed as we go inside the virtual world of the second Tron movie (and the second one to be a "cult classic). We discuss the long awaited sequel in all of it's cyber-glory. Listen as we dissect Tron lore, early CGI de-aging technology, visual upgrades, bob haircuts, Garrett He...

"Okay. Got it. I have a concussion from you hitting me over the head so hard with it". We go back to the magical land of Narnia for the last time. Like those kids. All of whom were shitty. Listen as we discuss Mad Martigan's armour from Willow, magic non-death potion, greed, unearned brotherhoods, dragons, killer mice with death-wishes, Caspian's (apparently majestic) beard and of course, whether...

"If they don't show me, I'm going to make assumptions. And my assumption in this case is that they are drinking their own pee in that tower" It's a wonderful Disney animated musical, and it puts us in JUST the right mood to start our last run of 2010 episodes. Listen as we discuss Mandy Moore, men with pointy teeth, hair care tips, the cinema classic "Nell", smoldering, subtle artwork, interchange...

"I was so uncomfortable with this scene, I convinced myself they were CGI. And that's the last I want to talk about it" The road to POTTAH is OVAH! We break down the first part of the two part finale, and one of us is hopelessly confused. Listen as we discuss recumbent bicycles, high school square dancing, awkward teenage romance, protecting spoilers, Neville's glow up, what Viktor Krum is, poor l...

"I'm aware the clock is ticking, I'm choosing to use my time to sing the Space Jam song" "Underrated as fuck, overshadowed by Gru" should be how this movie is described from hence forth. Listen as we break it down and discuss Will Ferrell, Madagascar films, the bullshit going on at the North Pole in Elf, needless casting of famous voices in animated films, comic book movies, superheros, David Cros...

"There is a lot of balls, a good amount of ass, lots of poop, puke..........cock..." It's a cavalcade of gross out stunts and a parade of diminishing returns as we revisit the third installment of the Jackass film series. Listen as we talk about... pretty much anything else. Things like, kittens, Thunder from Down Under, football, Jackass stunt categories, Are You Afraid of the Dark episodes, stun...

"Again, way too much time and money spent on the Winklevoss twins!" Hey friends! It's been 10 years since the movie about the thing Eduardo Saverin (and some other guy) started 17 years ago that changed...everything. Forever. Listen in as we discuss social networks, what animals eat, twins, geniuses, college clubs, passive aggressive friends, Justin Timberlake's punchable face, forced cannibalism,...

"Sir!....Sir!" Happy Halloween everyone! Part 2 in our special Halloween Horror Double Feature is here, and it's...actually pretty disappointing. Listen as we revisit the demon infested houses of some suburban folks of varying intelligence with Paranormal Activity 2. We break down ouija boards, cupboards, housekeepers who do WAY more than they get paid for, gaslighting, horror movie moments, pool...

"Oh wow, that's fucked. Don't look" It's Halloweekend on #ATM10 and we are bringing you Part 1 of our 2 part "J9 is uncomfortable" horror movie double feature. BUT also along for the ride is friend of the show Stephanie Pagani (@pagnificent). Listen as we talk love triangles, torture devices, 3D movies, the Saw franchise, gore vs. scares, crazy wives, cheating girlfriends, racists, Linkin Park, su...

"It's the kinda thing you could ONLY get away with if you are that old, and that financially successful". 23 years after Michael Douglas slicked his hair back and won an Oscar, Gordon Gekko returns and brings The Beef along for the ride. Listen as we talk about Demolition Man, Taco Bell menu items, plagiarism, Peanut Butter Falcon, bird whistles, rooftop parties with your enemies, acting with a wi...

"YES! THE ROAD SODA!" Joined by a very special guest this week, and she teaches this film in school, so she is definitely an expert here. You can find her @aynsleyann on the socials. Join us as we break down Boston accents, community gardens, capable FBI agents, horribly named children, Boston's Diet Washington Monument, heist fashion, Affleck's chin dimple, using funny voices during a heist, laud...

"I couldn't remember which one this was.... this is a bad one" - Jeff Guy Zombies, clones and lots and lots of Jones'! jBow and J9 stumble into the Resident Evil film universe and have very little idea what is going on. Eventually it gets pieced together, but not without a bunch of confusion. Listen as we break down unbreakable sunglasses, zombie dogs, makeup tips in the apocalypse, Vancouver name...