Astronomica

 As Mackie, Anton, Hopper, and N-Zed finish up their altercations with the fuzz, CB alerts the crew to an even bigger threat. Extra short summaries mean you KNOW there's crazy stuff ahead so hit that play button and enjoy!   If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at...

While CB battles the horrors of the Sadness Room, the rest of the crew deals with a pack of space cops. Sure hope no one does anything foolish to make the situation worse!   If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll find link...

 It's time to build a spaceship! Well, time to pick out some new fittings for one anyway. We kick off this week with a deep dive into some system mechanics followed by one crew member's very bad decision to push the metaphorical button. Three guesses who it is but you'll only need one of them.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every...

As Mackie takes care of a few things, Anton has a run in with some suspicious characters. Meanwhile, CB weekends a cyborg and Hopper finally breaks out of his shell. The team rushes back together to make an important appointment with a dude who is totally not a slimy used car salesman in space.    If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday. ...

The Scouring of the Turkeys is upon us here in the US, so we've got a special episode for you this week. Character creation is one of the most fundamental aspects of table top role play so we recorded the whole process for you way back when CB joined the crew. We hope you get a kick out of hearing some of our process and we'll be back next week for a brand new regular episode!   If you e...

Oh man, you guys, I can't even tell you how important this episode is. Like, for real, I don't even want to give you a summary because I don't want to spoil it but if you miss this episode you are gonna just kick yourself right in the goolies. It's a big one, whooboy, so just click that play button already, what are you waiting for?   If you enjoy the show, please follow us on...

Hey, remember that crazy, paradigm shattering thing that Mackie and Hopper brought up at the very end of last week's episode? Yeah, we're gonna kick off with a bit more of that. Meanwhile, Anton and CB field an intriguing offer at the seediest bar on Zulta's orbital shipyard.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can&ap...

Good news everyone! We've decided to keep doing the show after all. This week Team Meatbag remembers the whole reason they came to the Zolta System to begin with and do their damn jobs for once. Mackie and Hopper start patching up the new vessel for move-in day while Anton, CB, and Grace baby sit Scrip's telescope. Finally, Hopper makes a tantalizing suggestion.  If you enjoy the show, p...

That's right, folks, it's episode 100! We've got a real girthy one for you today so strap in! We kick things off with our usual brand of highly professional intro followed by a truly heartwarming round of messages from some of our fav listeners. Next, we all find out what happens when a scrappy team of weirdos in a battered old ship takes on a whole crew of well-trained mercenaries....

While Captain Mackie prepares to surrender the Admiral Grace, Anton, CB, Hopper, and co. head out across the void to infiltrate the superior space craft. This is a big one folks and you absolutely do NOT want to miss it.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.ast...

As CB and Hopper conduct a very serious interrogation, Mackie attempts to ward off an incoming hostile ship. Anton prepares for the likelihood of being boarded. Donate to Hurricane Relief in Puerto Rico at https://www.hispanicfederation.org/   If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us...

With the obvious infiltrators taken care of, the crew searches for any remaining saboteurs. Anton leads the investigation while CB compensates for a guilty conscience by waving guns at the remaining passengers. Mackie comes face to face with the next looming threat.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team M...

This week the crew of the Admiral Grace finds out what happens when Stardaddy explicitly tells them a technocratic billionaire is on their heels and they then proceed to blithely pick up strangers at a space gas station. Oh shit, you guys, I gave away the whole twist in the episode description! Good thing nobody reads these things, right? Special shout out this week to Pete who joined us all the w...

The crew continues their long haul to the Zulta system. CB gets a new title while Anton hangs out with Father Constantopolus.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open...

With new goals firmly established, the crew of the Admiral Grace races to meet their deadline in the Zulta system. But before they can check another mission off the books, they've gotta stop for gas and load up on back alley sedatives and corn dogs. Will an encrypted message from an old friend throw a wrench in their plans? Find out this week on Astronomica! If you enjoy the show, please foll...

The crew of the Admiral Grace concludes their mini adventure aboard the ghost ship! (We promise we'll be back to slightly longer descriptions next week, Nerd Camp-Stranomicon sapped all our strength for summarizing). Special thanks to everyone who came out to Nerd Camp/Astronomicon 2022. We had an absolutely incredible time and loved hosting every one of ya.  If you enjoy the show, please fol...

Team Meatbag continues their investigation of the pre-tech ghost ship.   If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions,...

With a visit to Panamorphe moved further down the schedule, the crew of the Admiral Grace decides to check out one of the ominous coffin ships at the edge of the Betulus System. Will CB's vague warnings of ghosts prove prescient? Will Mackie's insatiable lust for pre-tech loot lead the crew to a deadly fate? Will Hopper meet his long lost twin medbot and share an unexpectedly touching mo...

With a new rudder through metadimensional space plotted but good, the crew of the Admiral Grace gets their bearings in the Betalus system. CB expresses some concerns to N-Zed while Mackie realizes that his quest for spacer immortality has left the team with little time to accomplish their goals. If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Ca...

With a bumper crop of passengers and at least five new Menkaure fetch quests on the books, the crew of the Admiral Grace sets off for a whirlwind trip around the system. Good thing Mackie doesn't take Stardaddy up on this one weird trick to become a millionaire (and maybe get lost in metadimensional space for all eternity). Right? If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platf...

Missed a few episodes and trying to catch up? 80+ hours of backlog look daunting? Never fear, Captain Mackie is here to tell you all about Team Meatbag's most recent adventure! Send us a message through this weird thing that didn't exist before but exists now. Support the show

It's a chat episode! You asked a bunch of great questions and we did our best to answer them. Just like last time, we'll be releasing an extended cut with even more answers over on our Patreon. Thanks to everyone who wrote in, it would be a whole lot harder to do this without you (I mean, we could do it but it would be harder). Tune in next week for the start of a whole new arc!  If you...

This week we finally pay attention to those laminated notes Hilde's been slipping under the Flooded Palace doors and get to work creating a faction. That's right, it's another genesis episode so if you've been wondering how and what factions are, this is the 'sode for you.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday. ...

With their temporal adventures concluded, Team Meatbag does one last sweep of the pre tech facility before returning in triumph to Port Hues.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll find links to all of our social media as...

We've heard your overwhelming requests for this, so we've finally given in. At last, a show with no annoying role playing to detract from the glorious intro. (We're taking a break from content for the week, but will be back to normal soon) Send us a message through this weird thing that didn't exist before but exists now. Support the show