Astronomica

This week the team wanders on in to the Skullpants Bar and Grill for some good ol' fashioned jalepeno poppers with a side of murder hobo-ing for hire. Anton meets a few of his heroes from back home and CB proves that just because you aren't good at stealth doesn't mean you shouldn't keep trying to pickpocket folks anyway. It's a wild night on the town for our intrepid crew...

It's episode 69 and you know what that means: We completely forget to make jokes about it and instead find out who this new kid thinks she is. That's it, thats the episode description. So go on and click play already. If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at w...

With Crocea Mors firmly in the rear viewport, it's time for the remaining crew to start thinking about the next 30,000 big ones they'll need to keep the ship running. Fortunately they've heard rumors of a bona fide hive of scum and villainy hiding somewhere in the Menkaure system and it turns out Anton has always wanted to turn pirate. Now all they need to do is find the place and t...

Here it is, another one of our patented catch up episodes. If you're trying to get to the most recent story and don't want to miss out or just like hearing a long form recap, then this is your jam. We've got everything you need to know about our adventures on Crocea Mors so sit back and enjoy! Send us a message through this weird thing that didn't exist before but exists now. Su...

It's Chatstronomica! The long promised chat ep is now and this one sure is an ep full of chatting. Best ever guest, Katrina Coleman, joins us one last time for listener questions and she brought shots, y'all. This one is an 11 out of 10 on the ol' debauchery scale so enjoy at your own risk! PS: If you can't get enough of our most bacchanalian chat 'sode to date, you can ch...

It's the end of the line on good ol' Crocea Mors. As the crew wraps up their loose ends, one member of the team has some big news. You absolutely do not want to miss this one so what are you waiting for? Hit play and settle in for another extra long, extra role play heavy episode of Astronomica! If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wedn...

We are off this week due to inclement weather. We will be back atcha next week with the conclusion to our Crocea Mors arc so we hope you stay warm and we'll catch you then! Send us a message through this weird thing that didn't exist before but exists now. Support the show

We've got a very special, extra long episode for you today dear listener. As the impromptu revolution comes to a close, Team Meatbag is faced with one last potentially explosive decision. It's the finale of the finale, y'all, so hit that button and find out what happens! If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love...

Welcome to part 4 (5?) of our exciting finale on Crocea Mors! As Anton and the Grace continue their dominance of the skies, the rest of the ground team joins Hilde in the sultan's thrown room. Hilde herself has some harsh words for the cowering sultan and Mackie experiences a sensation like something he has never felt before. Well, probably, I mean who knows what Grace has, uh, helped him for...

As Hilde tries to work her magic in the throne room, the rest of the ground team deals with the grenade's aftermath. Meanwhile Anton and the Grace demonstrate overwhelming force in the face of opportunistic fighters from the Tower of Heaven. The coup continues in this week's exciting installment of Astronomica! If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new epi...

Team Meatbag continues to press forward as the battle for the Flooded Palace rages on. Anton and the Grace keep external security busy while Hilde, Big Nikki, and the team's assorted NPCs look to overwhelm the sultan's guards. Mackie gathers up the janitor bots and heads up to the join the fray and all seems to be going well until one judiciously thrown grenade changes the game. Will Mac...

The Mongos are revolting! The Mongos are revolting! As Anton strafes the Floating Palace, Mackie rushes to patch up the Grace. Meanwhile, Hilde is definitely leading the charge and not at all trying to break away to do something shady. Somewhere along the line Big Nikki realizes that the plan probably doesn't involve having a nice sit down with the Sultan to hash out a new union contract. If...

After tying up the last few loose ends on the surface, Team Meatbag is ready to bring the fight to the Sultan. Hilde and Big Nikki have a quick word with the leader of the Mongoes while Mackie performs the vital service of keeping their transport on the ground. Anton offers Sergei a chance to live out his dream of playing R2D2 to Anton's Luke and the Grace gets all aflutter as Nolan Ryan P Jr...

Y'all, it's time to plan a coup! This week the team ties up some loose ends and starts looking to the station to fix this whole sultan controlling all the resources nonsense. Anton gets a final word with Bridget while Big Nikki calls into the kitchen to let their people know what's up. Everyone gets just a tad tiny bit toasted there for a minute before we snap back to our usual, uh,...

Bridget is back and you're gonna be in trouble, hey ya hey yaaaa, Bridget's back! Did we mention that Bridget Sakamoto is back and she is suuuuuuuper not happy with Anton? Guess it's time for Team Meatbag to finish what they started low so many episodes ago and finally get these crazy kids to settle their differences. If you're looking for breathtaking romance, exciting combat,...

With Team Meatbag on the very precipice of getting the party back together, Stardaddy starts tossing curve balls left and right. The Grace is the first to spot a dangerous familiar face but nothing compares to the moment she finally gets Mackie back on coms. Big Nikki comes to a realization just in time for everyone else to gear up for a fight. Meanwhile, Anton reaps the unfortunate rewards of bei...

Ever wondered what we sound like when we don't have anything particular to record? Well you're welcome because this week is a special Thanksgiving extravaganza of nonsense, favorite youtube channels, and a very special discussion on muppets. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode for realzies but until then we hope you have a truly excellent Thanksgiving (or if you aren&ap...

This week Mackie continues applied research on the electrifying equipment he found in the Silver City Armory. Hilde scores some sweet officer gear while Anton deals with continuing feelings of Space Savior-itus and the Grace finally puts out a mayday on general coms. Guest starring Katrina Coleman. Check out her podcast, You Look Like, on all the platforms plus give her name a google and check out...

This week the crew gets in some quality communication time. Anton raises concerns about playing "space savior" without the Mongoes go-ahead while Hilde flexes her authority in getting a shuttle pick up direct from the Silver City. Meanwhile, the Grace makes a credible threat to anyone unwise enough to attempt a hull breach and Mackie finds another extremely useful room in the downed aero...

It's our first anniversary y'all! As of this week, we've been doing this thing for one whole year and we are mighty excited to share that with you, our loyal listeners. In lieu of our usual vague rundown of this week's episode we'd like to give a great big massive hardy THANK YOU to everyone who has supported us over the course of this year. We've gone from a bunch of...

With the team still split into their individual projects, Mackie finally remembers he's a scrounger by nature. Hilde gains a bit of insight into the origin of the mysterious Goonies and the team generally re-affirms their various goals. Meanwhile, Anton meets up with an unexpected acquaintance and gets some seriously bad news. Could this be the beginning of the end for our favorite fatalistic...

We're back! We hope you all enjoyed last week's chance to really pause and think about life but it's high time we checked back in with Team Meatbag. While Anton deals with the fallout from Hopper's mistrust, Hilde comes to terms with an unexpected side effect of applied linguistics. Big Nikki proudly shows off their recent discovery only for Mackie to raise some troubling quest...

Hey, y'all, we done goofed up this week so we're doing something a little different (and by different I mean apologizing for not having an episode). But have no fear! We'll be back next week with our usual brand of fart jokes, philosophy, and fucking up all of Stardaddy's best laid plans. We still love you, don't unsubscribe! Send us a message through this weird thing that...

This week Team Meatbag continues their brave stance on splitting the party (AKA why not make Stardaddy prep for two entirely different games at once?). Anton hops from a murder mystery to a disaster movie as he and his NPCs attempt to return a tanker full of gas to the Mongoes. Meanwhile, Mackie and Hilde roll some skill checks and Big Nikki makes an amazing discovery. Guest starring Katrina Colem...

What's the one cardinal rule of role playing games? That's right, this week we're ignoring everything we know about RPG survival and splitting the party. While Anton lives out his action hero dreams on a solo-ish mission back to the Mongos, the rest of the crew hangs out at the Silver City. Big Nikki and Mackie get up to some adorable shenanigans and Hilde and Hopper wax philosophic...