Astronomica

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We've done a lot on Cuatlecue and now it's time to do what all adventurers dread: contemplate the moral consequences of our actions. Don't worry, we won't get too philosophical and we will *definitely* ruin the mood with our best Astronomica-brand crass humor (tm). If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe...

Mackie failed a pretty key stealth check so now it's time to square off with a bunch of big babies. Pros: They're just birds and birds aren't real. Cons: They're the size of tall dudes and Mama Bird is on the way. Good thing Mackie's faux pa is the only big failure we'll have to deal with this combat /cringe emoji If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy a...

It was a tough fight, but Team Meatbag prevailed and now it's time to rub a lil NaCl in Stardaddy's wounds. Captain Mackie levels up while Augie reminds the people of Cuatlecue just who the saviors are around here. Not content to rest on their laurels, Team Meatback gears up to take on a slightly more terrestrial foe. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of m...

The long telegraphed combat episode is here! It's time for some bad ass ship on ship action complete with evil pirates, dramatic hacking, and CB's first shot at filling Anton's impressive martial shoes. Plus find out if Party Bus Sam is a brilliant maneuver or just  an amusing but ultimately useless  method of filling up air time! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy...

This year we decided to give you a partial episode for our lil Summer Break instead of skipping a week. This one may be a shorty but it's packed with our signature brand of comedic role play plus a few reminders at the top for upcoming events and bonus eps. See ya next week for (we promise!) our big ol' fight in space! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of...

Are you ready for some badass, crazy incredible space combat?! Well then hold your greenbeaks because firsts we've gotta get back to the Irish Goodbye. This week may be all about prep but we promise it's jampacked with absolutely cannot miss role play including hot robot on robot banter, several phone calls to other ships, and the return of everyone's favorite drug-guzzling high pow...

With yet another epic survival in the face of impossible odds under their belts, Team Meatbag settles in for a little bit of aftermath. Mackie takes the lead on interrogating the former captain of the Game Over (ne High Score). Meanwhile, Augie downs another round of space adderall and creates a seven point power point on potential next steps.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy...

Y'all, this week we get into some real high powered, metal album cover, Fast and Furious, yippee kiyay, action shit. Hold onto your mother-truckin' seats as the squishiest parts of Team Meatbag do something real dumb but real cool. Pick your jaw up off the floor as Hopper is nearly Terminator 2'd. And definitely strap in for some of Stardaddy's grossest battle descriptions. It&...

The trap is set, the allies are assembled, and the baddies are just moments away. Will Team Meatbag carry off a seamless ambush or will Stardaddy's curse strike again?  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want ev...

With diplomacy out of the way, Team Meatbag takes one last field trip before finally - finally! - prepping to fight some evil space pirates.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check...

It's time to dust off the ol' diplomacy focus and convince a vulnerable and dwindling population of living relics to help out Team Meatbag in ambushing a crew of high tech pirates from outer space. But hey, at least we have no idea how many pirates there are or what kind of super advanced and terrifying weapons they might be packing.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy...

It's time to recruit some allies! Or, well, it's time to intentionally meet some of the locals and hope they don't knock us out and steal our shit. I mean, we wouldn't even blame them and Augie could always use a few more neurosis amiright?   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcas...

This week on Astronomica Augie experiences xenoarchaeological nirvana, CB  gets a little too curious about a mysterious hole in the ground, and our coterie of robot courtiers is significantly diminished.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennesse...

Exploration is back on the menu, boys! With Mackie and CB headed back to check up on the shuttle, Hopper embarks on a bit of solo scrounging.  Also, we've got a great big announcement this week which means a longer than usual intro! We hope you'll give it a listen but just in case you're jonesing for the next bit of action ASAP, you can fast forward to about the 17 minute mark. (PS:...

With plans to deal with those pesky space pirates firmly set, Team Meatbag hits the hay secure in the knowledge that nothing could possible derail their elaborate ploy. See if you can predict what happens next. If you guessed first contact with the theoretically cannibalistic locals, then either you are great at picking up on foreshadowing or you really need to stop bugging our recording sessions....

Whelp, Hopper fell down a hole. I think we all know this was inevitable the only question is what exactly do we do now??   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at w...

As Stardaddy wonders just how many red flags it takes for Team Meatbag to look for a safer location to spend the night, CB splits off from the main party and investigates a derelict freighter. Meanwhile, Augie leads Mackie, Hopper, and their "army" of robots on a deeper investigation of the sink hole-ridden Control Center.    If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his b...

So if you get stranded on an alien planet with no food, no shelter, and the potential to stumble into a camp of cannibals at any moment, what are you gonna do? Keep exploring, obviously! This week Team Meatbag bravely ignores their grave situation in favor of fat pre-tech loots and/or a place to hole up for long enough to avoid the space pirates above.    If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of...

This week Team Meatbag discovers the price of being friendly to strangers in space. Oh, and also we get to do more exploring, which is still very neat and definitely not overshadowed by the big oopsy we may be responsible for after sharing rudders without a background check.   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your...

Y'all, it's time for some bona fide exploration! This week the crew of the Irish Goodbye makes landfall on Cuatlicue One and call me crazy, but I think they might just manage to leave this ol' rock at least as decayed and abandoned as they found it.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite pod...

Still reeling from their recent loss, Team Meatbag cautiously explores the uncharted Cuatlicue system. A surprising discovery interrupts plans to check out one of the previously inhabited planets and CB uncharacteristically advises discretion.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New ep...

Man, this week is a big one. Three years ago we started recording this shout into the void, just five Memphis nerds and the insane urge to make other people listen to our silly voices. Since then we've weathered a pandemic, lost and gained jobs, and talked a whole lot of shit about libertarians. Best of all, we've done all this with the same core crew plus a friend or two along the way....

With the results of CB's cattle rustlin' at least partially in their rear viewport, Team Meatbag attempts to evade a new threat. Meanwhile, CB gets her brand new bestie situated in the shuttle bay and Augie shows off his super prestigious flight school credentials.   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your...

Life is attacking with extra complexity lately so we've got a short little bit for you this week. But never fear, we'll be back next time with more of what we do best (and more Reginald the space cow)!    If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnigh...