Astronomica

Alright, we've been stalling long enough. Time to see what eldritch space horror could be lurking behind this incredibly open, visibly unguarded door. I'm sure it will be fine. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wedne...

What can I say about this episode? It's funny, it's got some philosophical pondering, and almost as much scanning as a growing Auggie could possibly need. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more f...

With Hopper back amongst the three dimensional, Team Meatbag continues to debate the merits of handing over a crew member for mysterious AI purposes. Later, Hopper takes a look at CB's comatose friend while Mackie builds a pinewood derby coffin and Augie stretches out his scanning sock. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click sub...

Remember that wild cliffhanger from last week? Well this week we find out what happens next! If this seems a little vague, it's because it's very cold in Memphis and it turns out we aren't Discworld trolls. Please enjoy these jokes - and troubling philosophical choices! - from a time before Snowpocalypse 2024. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merr...

This week we discover the consequences of failing a very important talk check. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com .  Here you'l...

Haaaa-py New Year! It's 2024 and we're at the Monopole Gravitics Headquarters, we're at the Clip Show Part 1.5, we're at the combination Monopole Gravitics Headquarters and Clip Show Part 1.5. If that didn't make sense then either you aren't up on your outdated memes or I've had a stroke. Does anyone else smell toast? If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of St...

We asked for clips and you sent them! We hope you enjoy this very special holiday episode of Astronomica. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapod...

With CB's friend at least physically on board, the crew turns to the pressing matter of Hopper's disappearance. Auggie gets his scan on while Squoitle scopes out the perfect dark alcove from which to startle our latest NPC side piece. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New ep...

This week the crew carries out an extremely competent jail break. For real, they actually do the thing without over complicating it and the only explosion happens off screen. And if you believe that then...good, I'm a very trustworthy source. You trust me, right? Ps: The rain picks up towards the end of the episode so if you hear a bunch of clicking don't worry, it's not a Geiger co...

With Hopper still trapped in inter-dimensional space - or possibly the future? no one really knows how this transporter thing works - the rest of Team Meatbag scrambles to tie up loose ends on Panamorphe. Good thing Mackie never leaves home without Cat Girl High School or he'd never be able to interface with a Space Nazi's meat suit long enough for a prison break. If that sounded like no...

We're back from the Thanksgiving break and ready to find out what, exactly, has happened to Hopper. Was he whisked to another dimension? Were his molecules separated and strewn about the cosmos? Is he just hiding behind a convenient curtain ready to give Mackie a mild cardiac event? No matter what the outcome, we can be certain of one thing: it is absolutely, definitely, 1000 % not CB's...

It's Thanksgiving here in the U.S. and that means we've got some bonus silliness just for you. Katrina joins us for a round of definitely very serious thankfulness that we definitely don't turn into an extended dick joke followed by an extended, er, gash joke.  Also there's something about suspenders in there, I dunno, Colin is a time traveler. We wish everyone who celebrates a...

Mere summaries fail to describe the sheer unhinged muppetry about to be in your ears. Also Mackie and Augie are super professional, which, honestly we all kind of suspected, didn't we? If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every We...

Have you been missing a good ol' fashioned split party spy thriller experience? Well this week we have got two, count 'em two missions improbable just for you. First, Mackie and Auggie kick off a competent approach to dismantling a pre-tech jamming device. Next up, Hopper and CB...uh, well, it's hard to describe what Hopper and CB do so you'll just have click that play button a...

It's our anniversary! We've been doing this thing for three years which means it's time to celebrate with some bonus intro silliness. We've also got a nice juicy episode for ya just chock full of everything you love about Astronomica. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platfo...

Finally reunited, Team Meat Bag deals with the aftermath of last week's explosive events. CB gets info on potential next steps while Hopper and Mackie make like an anxious business man with a cell phone and no bars. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at m...

The crew is re-united as Team B swoops in to "rescue" CB from last week's explosive ending. Heads up that this episode has descriptions (and a few jokes) about the aftermath of a car bomb in an occupied setting. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the fee...

This week we're taking a short break to give you a taste of all that juicy bonus content we've been working on. You can find the rest of our ongoing Vaesen saga, Mama Tried, through our Patreon. Thanks and we hope you enjoy! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit...

Shit's about to get lit! Probably, maybe, I mean CB is up to something and the last few times CB has been up to something explosions pretty reliably follow after. Meanwhile, Team B makes one kiwi-voiced pleasure bot very happy indeed. In unrelated news, the crew of the Irish Goodbye is mysteriously plagued by a large tentacled creature with an indeterminate number of suppurating side holes an...

This week Mackie, Hopper, and Augie embark on an epic journey to find N-Zed the perfect body. Along the way they meet the most superlative NPC that Stardaddy has ever conjured into existence. Their quest will lead them down a twisty road of mysterious robot salesman, horrific facsimiles of tentacular indulgence, and contemplation of the vast philosophical plane between "bananas" and &quo...

CB is up to something and this week we reveal what that something is. Maybe. Sort of. Definitely? It's been a whole week and a half since Astronomicon and we are *still* recovering from a great time so our brains are ever so gently singed. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New ep...

Okay, we've been putting it off long enough. After 70+ episodes - basically half our entire run time - it's time to say goodbye to the only NPC that ever mattered to Mackie. Oh, and also CB stole a shuttle and is doing something sneaky. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New...

Mail call! Time to check in with our various other PCs out in the galaxy plus find out if we missed any sweet deals on dick pills while we were out of com buoy range. Next up, we check out the Betulus system (...again) and figure out what we need to do to get Father Constantopolis on his way. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click su...

With Cuatlecue in their rear view, Team Meatbag prepares for a multi-jump journey to Panamorphe. But first they've got to figure out how to deal with that whole mess they left behind in Lingurium. Will the team get distracted yet again? Is Panamorphe even a real destination? And what even is "Hot Sprite"? These questions answered and more on this episode of Astronomica! PS: This wee...

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