AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Are you secretly a nepo baby? Your Venus sign thinks so! Yes, in your birth chart, there's a glamorous goddess who absolutely believes you deserve the very best. And your Venus sign reveals more than just love and relationships — it’s everything from your values, to your style and aesthetic, to how you can become an abundance magnet. We’re breaking Venus down through all 12 zodiac signs. 🌜 JOIN O...

The plot is THICKENS. Venus changes signs, Mercury Retrograde reaches a turning point, and Neptune begins activating one of the rarest planetary configurations of our lifetime: July’s highly-anticipated basket aspect. The future is calling... and honey, it’s for you! 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this week...

Did you know that YOU have a high-rolling, risk-taking, pleasure-seeking Casino Daddy living inside your birth chart? No? Well, buckle up, baby, because today we're talking about YOUR Jupiter — the planet of luck, abundance, expansion, wisdom, "one more round" at 3AM — and what it means for you, individually, to embrace this lucky planet. We’re exploring Jupiter in every zodiac sign, including wha...

You’re NOT ready — but your horoscope is! Mercury Retrograde begins, the Full Moon in Capricorn is extra aggro, and Jupiter enters Leo for the first time in 12-years …oh, and by the weekend, Mars collides with Uranus for the first time in Gemini in 84-years (right in time for July 4; the United States' 250th birthday). You’re on a rollercoaster, and this one goes upside down, so make sure you’re s...

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Grace Helbig — YouTube pioneer, comedian, author, host, and Libra icon! Grace joins Aliza at the table to explore tarot cards and karmic stars, unpacking Grace’s multi-decade journey through creativity, loneliness, and healing. Together, they discuss everything from Libra indecisiveness and Virgo perfectionism to psychic sensitivity, ghost encounter...

Horoscopes are served poolside, as we bask in the extra sunlight during these longest days of the year, with Summer Solstice kicking off Cancer Season and some much-needed new energy. In this Weekly Brew, Aliza dives into the meaning of Summer Solstice, why the beginning of summer aligns with Moon-ruled Cancer rather than Sun-ruled Leo (this is truly *such* tea), and what it means to stand at one...

Where’s Chiron in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Chiron — the comet that represents our deepest wounds and greatest healing — and why understanding your Chiron placement is the key to true happiness, confidence, and fulfillment. Woof. 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 With Chiron moving into Taurus this week, Aliza explores what Chiron means in YOUR birth...

Chiron, the wounded healer, enters Taurus, which means we’re entering a brand new healing journey — while also closing out of one of the most chaotic, identity-shaking, paradigm-shifting chapters of our lives. Tea! It’s your Weekly Brew, and Aliza’s serving horoscopes, unpacking what’s been going on since 2018, and what YOU should expect over the next 8-years with Chiron in Taurus. Aliza spills pr...

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Caitlin Reilly (https://www.instagram.com/hicaitlinreilly) — comedian, actor, and consummate Virgo… who also happened to be born during Mercury Retrograde! Tea! Caitlin joins Aliza for spills on tarot cards and proverbial stars; namely, what does it mean when it feels like you’re navigating one of the most intense chapters of your life… and then you...

Respectfully, you need an attitude adjustment! Aliza spills your weekly horoscope, and the piping hot theme is LIVE DELICIOUSLY — all thanks to Venus (the planet of love and values) doing the absolute most (including forming an incredibly lucky connection with Jupiter). Then, as we race toward a gorgeous New Moon in Gemini, you’re invited to explore the wonders of neuroplasticity, intentionally sh...

By popular demand (!), Aliza dives into your Moon through the Houses — the area of life where your emotional world lives, breathes, crashes out, reinvents itself, and (hopefully) learns how to ride the tidal waves. If you’ve ever wanted to understand WHY you are the way you are, why certain themes in your life are SO high stakes, and why intense themes ebb and flow over and over again... well, div...

It's wild out there, and Aliza's serving weekly AND monthly horoscopes in this very special episode. Yeehaw! We’re officially crossing into the 6th month of the year, which means 2026 is halfway over… and the second act is just beginning. And honey, you know the second act is always when things get very, very interesting. Aliza breaks down why June is one of the most important turning points of 20...

It's our first CelebriTEA PARTY! Welcome Gus Heagerty — comedian, actor, Internet icon — to the brew. Gus joins Aliza at the table to unpack his birth chart, spill a little tea, and figure out what the stars have to say about his career, destiny, and his deeply relatable adoration for mommy! 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, Aliza and Gus steep deep, exploring...

A BLUE MOON!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!? Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is MORE, MORE, MORE. We’re building toward a rare Blue Moon in Sagittarius— the second Full Moon in the month of May — and honey, she did not come to play. Expect breakthroughs! Expect revelations! Expect insomnia! If the first half of 2026 has felt heavy, frustrating, or even disappointing… good news: the energy...

Is your life EXTRA difficult? Honey, it’s not in your head — it’s actually in your chart! At the Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the 5 hardest astrological placements in a birth chart; signatures that point to challenging paths that demand growth sans any shortcuts. So are you… cursed? Actually, quite the opposite! Believe it or not, these signatures reveal the bewitching life your soul NEEDED you to...

Get ready to spiral (but in a cute way?) because Gemini Season has arrived! Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is THINK FAST. Expect shocking realizations, strange breakthroughs, scandalous flirtation, and way too much overstimulation. Let’s lock in, honey. Aliza breaks down why Gemini energy gets such a bad reputation, how to survive a Uranus cazimi without blowing a fuse, and wh...

What’s YOUR Moon Sign? And did you know the Moon reveals EVERYTHING? Your emotional needs? Your coping mechanisms? Your relationship with your MOTHER! In this deep, emotional, wildly insightful episode, Aliza breaks down the Moon through every sign of the zodiac—from fiery Aries Moons who process feelings through action, to deeply psychic Pisces Moons absorbing every emotion that’s ever existed. P...

Money! Love! Horoscopes! Ready to manifest? Good — because this week’s astrology, anchored by the New Moon in Taurus, is absolutely dripping with potential. The theme of the week is ROOM TO BLOOM, and Aliza is serving up a gorgeous guide to working with one of the most fertile and supportive weeks we’ve had in a long time. Let’s plant some seeds, honey. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc...

What's the deal with your spidey senses? Those repeating angel numbers? Your random premonitions? Honey, your actually psychic! In this week’s Tea Party, Aliza is spilling on the 7 biggest psychic signatures in a birth chart. Basically, if you’ve ever felt “the twisty spins,” knew something was going to happen before it did, or had a supernatural encounter, this is your brew. But you already knew...

Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness. We’re steeping into our theme of the week, PRESSURE IS POWER, to help YOU understand how to work WITH the tense energy. Let’s turn you into a diamond, baby! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc  🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyur...

Do you want the HOUSE TOUR (except it's astrology)? Aliza is your freaky relator, inviting you to step inside the 12 Houses of the Birth Chart. This week’s Tea Party breaks down one of the most essential (and most misunderstood) parts of astrology, and Aliza explains what every single House is about — and why it matters. 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-show 🎟️ In this episode, Aliz...

It’s giving Halloween! Your horoscope is served, and the theme is YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, as we build toward a potent Full Moon in Scorpio that’s loaded with chills and thrills. Expect revelations, emotional truth, and a few graveyard-level resurrections — because yes, under this lunation, the past will be busting out of the soil. Spooky! 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-sh...

Where’s Uranus in your chart? (No, not that . Don't be disgusting.) This week’s Tea Party dives into Uranus — the planet of revolution, rebellion, disruption, and all things freaky & unconventional — and why understanding your Uranus placement is the key to accessing your zone of genius. 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-show 🎟️  With Uranus moving into Gemini, the energy is fast, el...

Uranus enters Gemini — a once-in-a-lifetime transit — and the tea is SCALDING, honey! Our Weekly Brew is absolutely WILD, as Aliza Kelly explains why Uranus (the planet of shock & awe) entering Gemini will change the world (on both a personal and collective level), kicking off a brand new cycle that hasn't happened in 84-years. Oh, and it's Taurus Season! 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.co...

So you want to understand astrology, but you don't know where to start? Right here, divas! This week’s Tea Party is a hot pour for anyone who wants a fresh perspective on their birth chart: Aliza's breaking down the 5 things you need to know about astrology, so you can get out of your head and into the stars. Astrology doesn't need to be overwhelming—and, in this episode, Aliza makes sure the brew...