Asteroid G Podcasts

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is taking a shot at rebooting the Disney Princess franchise. We take a look at all the ladies and decide who could you a solid makeover... and then things get weird. Plus: whatever happened to Rose Red?

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G goes back to the "Watch Party" with a look at the first failed attempt to bring Clarks to the small screen. We took the time to watch the twenty minute pilot episode of a show that calls itself "Clerks" but isn't really, just so you don't have to. This is a public services we provide here on the site.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is taking a shot at rebooting the Predator franchise. We start out with movie ideas before dissecting what it takes to actually make a good movie in this series. The we get wild and start puttin the Predator into every ridiculous situation we can. It's great!

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G takes on a divisive work with a Love it or Hate It episode all about the live action Aladdin. We compare this film to the original animated edition, look at what Will Smith got right (and what was better with Robin Williams), and then try to decide if this film is necessary or a total misfire.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G goes back to the "Watch Party" with a look at Kevin Smith's failed animated series, Clarks. We discuss the highs and lows of this show's six episodes, only two of which originally aired, while discussing the joys of Leonardo Leonardo and determining which one of us really is a Sexy Pharaoh Wizard.

Join Queen B, Josh, Bex, and I as we screw up over and over trying to record a podcast. The final products may sound good, but man, do we burn through a lot of flubs and stutters in the process.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is talking "Nerd News". We try very hard not to talk politics... and they talk a bunch of politics. But then, updates on the DCEU, the MCU, and Invincible over on Amazon Prime

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G goes back to the "Watch Party" with a look at the zero turned hero: Disney's Hercules. We find the heroic oaf within us, get serenaded by the Greek Chorus, and lament how awful Danny DeVito's singing voice truly is. Plus we can't help but discuss other Hercules films as well.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is taking a shot at rebooting Zack Snyder's Justice League. We figure if Zack Snyder can be given $70 Mil to refilm and edit this 2017 joke into a four-hour opus, why can't Hollywood do the same for us, so we each give our best interpretation of that mangled film (or, at the very least, our weirdest ideas).

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is talking "Nerd News" and, yes, we have to touch upon Zack Snyder's magnum opus. Along the way we also hit up Disney+ and its spate of Marvel shows, the Coronavirus, the messed up things happening in the world and, for some reason, porn games. All this and more in this week's news.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G takes on a divisive work with a Love it or Hate It episode all about Wonder Woman '84. Although each of us likes the original DCEU Wonder Woman film well enough (at least the first two-thirds of it), we're left feeling mixed about this 80s-set sequel. SO we spend some time going over the good, and the bad, of the film to try and figure out what we liked and...

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G takes on a divisive work with a Love it or Hate It episode all about Mulan. Queen B defends both films, appreciating what each film did, Josh and Bex enjoy the fun they had with the animated film, while Mike hates everything and goes at great length about how annoyed he was by the work. It's a very passionate argument this time around, all about Disney.

Join Queen B, Josh, Bex, and I as we screw up over and over trying to record a podcast. The final products may sound good, but man, do we burn through a lot of flubs and stutters in the process.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G wraps its season and we hand out the inaugural Asteroid G Awards (aka, the Gussy). Find out what we think are the winners for Best Picture, Best Show, Best Actors and Actresses, and more.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is talking "Nerd News" and we're living in a post-Trump world. Biden is President of the U.S.A. and there's finally an adult sitting behind the Resolute Desk once more. Plus, theaters are still dying, which is sad. Good video games are coming out, which is great. And we're just happy to have some peace and quiet for once.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is doing a bit of a different kind of overview as we look at two subjects that both seems prescient at the time: with the then upcoming election, we weren't sure if we should be celebrating political movies and lamenting the end of the world with apocalypse movies. So we did both! Things seems to have worked out in the end (at least, if you voted for Biden)...

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G invites a guest into the studio as we welcome Trinton to the couch. We chat about Final Fantasy, speedrunning, randomizers, in-person and online events, and a lot of what's going on in the world today. Originally recorded back in October.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is taking a shot at rebooting the Goonies. We look at related films (anyone remember Explorers?), come up with wierd ideas for a new entry in the series, and spend way too long talking about Tombstone for no good reason.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is taking our customary long look at The Boys. We talk about the crass commercialization of superheroes, pick out our favorite moments from the two seasons (from the funny to the vile), and discuss false equivalencies between Nazis and the Left. Plus, talking gills!

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is taking a shot at rebooting all our favorite holiday films. From White Christmas to Black Christmas, with a bit of Jingle All the Way in between, we look at the best the holidays have offered, and try to put our mark on a new and better version. Plus, is Planet of the Apes actually a holoday film? It could be...

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is taking our customary long look at The Karate Kid. We discuss the original films, the failed Hillary Swank continuation, touch upon the cartoon and video game, and then get in deep on the recent TV series which, spoilers, is so damn good.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G goes back to the "Watch Party" with a look at the Nicolas Cage treasure hunting film: National Treasure. We enjoy his performance, talk about our favorite Nicky Cage films, marvel at the stupidity of the sequel, and lament (or not) the lack of a sequel.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is taking a shot at rebooting the Escape from New York, . We all done our eye patches and put on our best gravely voices as we try to find the best way to continue, or reset, the adventures of Snake Plissken. Whether it's building a biggest prison, or a smaller one, or just recasting the whole film, we try to find a way to take the core of the film and make...

Join Queen B, Josh, Bex, and I (along with some special guests) as we screw up over and over trying to record a podcast. The final products may sound good, but man, do we burn through a lot of flubs and stutters in the process.

This week (Not So) Live from Asteroid G is is talking "Nerd News" and it's all about the election, from Biden becoming the President-elect to Trump denying it all and plotting for his next endeavor. Plus, the death of Quibi, the sameness of Batman, and a lot of talk about dream-casting fantasy projects.