Asteroid G Podcasts

We're talking Backrooms in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Based on the creepypasta series created by Kane Parsons, this film came out and blew away all expectations for independent horror. But while the series has its fans, and they came out in droves for the movie... is the film actually any good? We discuss.

We're talking Backrooms in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Based on the creepypasta series created by Kane Parsons, this film came out and blew away all expectations for independent horror. But while the series has its fans, and they came out in droves for the movie... is the film actually any good? We discuss.

We're talking Live and Let Die and The Man with the Golden Gun in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Roger Moore's era as Bond begins and we get two wildly different films in tone, concept, and quality. One of them is really good. One of them really sucks. Come find out which is which...

We're talking the Big Arch in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. McDonald's has a newer burger (although not that new if you live anywhere other than the U.S.), and we conduct a live taste test to see how it is. Onions, cheese, hopes, and dreams (fail to) come together in this burger that's more "Big Mac Plus" than new thing.

We're talking The Mandalorian and Grogu in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Mando is back, with his Baby Yoda in tow, for a big screen adventure that absolutely doesn't feel like it needed to be on the big screen. Was this a good move, or did Disney tank their franchise even further? We discuss...

We're talking the Evil Dead Burn trailer in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We got Evil Dead Rise not too long ago, but we have been blessed (or maybe cursed) with another reading of the Necronomicon Ex Mortis as the Deadites are back once more. We check out the trailer, discuss what Evil Dead can get away with, and give our hopes for another fun, gory, good time.

We're talking Mission: Impossible: The Final Reckoning in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The second half of Tom Cruise's grand Mission: Impossible send-off wasn't so grand, and it certainly wasn't well received. We dig into the film to see what it got right, if anything, and just how much it let down the whole franchise.

We're talking the Resident Evil 2026 trailer in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. It's time for another reboot of the RE movie franchise, after the last one, Welcome to Racoon City, didn't take off. But can a move be called Resident Evil if it doesn't actually feel like Resident Evil? We discuss.

We're talking Diamonds Are Forever in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. It's the last Sean Connery Bond film (at least officially), with the actor returning after Lazenby left the role, and... well, it's a very Connery film. That's not really a good thing.

We're talking the Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping trailer in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. With another prequel (midquel? interquel?) for the series coming out, we look at the trailer and then wonder why does this even exist? What story could it possibly tell that wasn't resolved by the end of the series?

We're talking Mortal Kombat II in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The sequel to the 2021 film reboot just came out, and we went to see it as soon as we could. We discuss the film, what it gets right, and just maybe why the critics aren't getting this silly, fun movie.

We're talking the Street Fighter trailer in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. A new live-action version of Street Fighter is coming out, and while it's hard to know whether the new film will be good, even from this trailer, we can all agree on one thing: it has to be better than the Legend of Chun Li.

We're talking Lee Cronin's The Mummy in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The film seems to want to be many things. A demonic possession film. A sequel to The Exorcist. A brand extension for Evil Dead (just without the name). What it isn't is a mummy film. Oh, and it also sucks.

We're talking the KPop Demon Hunters x McDonalds meal crossover in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Netflix's hit animated film now has an adult Happy Meal crossover with the Mickey D's and both Mikes just so happened to grab the meal to see how it was. We dunk the sauces, sample the fries, and give our full thoughts. Come join the discussion.

We're talking On Her Majesty's Secret Service in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We have a new actor playing James Bond... for one movie, and we take a look to see just how well he did. It's the start and the end of the Lazenby Era, and we discuss what he got right, what went wrong, and just what his series could have been if he'd stuck around.

We're talking Donato's Pizza in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Donato's, a chain not well known across the U.S., is apparently now partnered with Red Robin to have their pizzas in store, which is just... so weird. So we sample their wares and see how their pies stack up.

We're talking They Will Kill You in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. This grindhouse style actioner pits a woman against a horde of immortal devil worshipers all so she can save herself, and her sister, and it would be great... if Ready or Not, and it's sequel, didn't also exist. We discuss...

We're talking the Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Peter is back, in a world that doesn't remember him, but he has to battle more than the Hand, and the Hulk, and the Punisher, and the Scorpion. He's got the greatest enemy of all to deal with: Marvel fatigue...

We're talking Project Hail Mary in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The latest adaptation of Andy Weir's novels hit theaters and has been a smash hit so far. We take a look at the film to see what it gets right, and what we think the film could improve. Also: Rocky!

We're talking the Scary Movie 6 trailer in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. It's been a while since we had (to suffer through) one of these films, and the two Mikes are absolutely excited (or dreading) a new Scary Movie. Come and join the discussion...

We're talking The Running Man in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The remake, reboot, whatever you want to call it of Stephen King's Bachman novel came out last year and disappeared as quickly as it arrived. Now that it's available on streaming, we check it out and compare it to the 1987 film to see which one is better. It's not even close...

We're talking the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailers in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Yes, the film is coming out this weekend, and yes we'll get around to seeing it eventually... but the trailers don't make it look like a must watch, and we debate why that is...

We're talking You Only Live Twice, Connery's first time retiring from James Bond, in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. This should have been Connery's grand finale for his time as the world's greatest secret agent, but instead it's a confused, awkward, pretty terrible film. And then it wasn't even his last movie...

We're talking The Bluff in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. On an island in the Caribbean, Priyanka Chopra and Karl Urban go head-to-head in what is, in effect, a female, pirate John Wick. It's awesome. We discuss.

We're talking the Mortal Kombat II trailer in this week's bonus mini episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. A new trailer for the film, which comes out in May, prompts us to get into a discussion about how good the trailer looks. Plus, we end up quoting the games (and other games) as we wander for a while...