ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

1Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy does one of them have COVID! Subsribe to our Patreon at www.assvillepod.com/pateon also be on the lookout for ASSFEST August 20th at the Fixin To with a live recording of the pod, a stand-up comedy show, and a concert by the Bandulus! Tickets on sale SOON!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Thanks to our Patreon members! Get in on all the fun with our Patreon at www.patreon.com/assville.com We love you guy and lets get a good draft this year Blazers! RIP Biggie!

Clappers an Assassins REJOICE! This week the MAYORS catch up on the joys of being a comic in the PNW! Fill up your Clams!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot one for that ass! Like and subscribe on Apple iTunes and shout out to our Patreon members! We LOVE YOU GUYS!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back like the flap on Seth's new cap! This summer is gonna be bonkers with stand up shows in Portland so keep an eye on our social media accounts to see when and where we'll be performing and come on out and have a good time with us!

Clappers and Assassin's REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy and cooler than the other side of the pillow. Give us a rate and review on iTunes to help boost us up in the algorithm! If you like the pod we'd love for you to support our ASSVILLE PATREON   

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot one and boy are our arms are tired! Be sure to come out to DONT TELL COMEDY this weekend with yer boys! find the tickets on Shain's IG bio and shout out to all the Clappers and Assassins especially our boy Ron out in the dirt posting the GLIZZY stitcker! 

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! They Mayors are back and we want to thank all the Patreon Clappers and Assassins for supporting our pod! We love you guys and we thank you for letting us tell our dumb weekly tales of trials and assbulations!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot ep for those cheeks! Give us a rate and review on iTunes to help us get the pod out to the mASSes! Join our patreon to get in on all the action with our Clappers in the Slack channel www.patreon.com/assville

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Shain is in LA, so Shelly steps in and shits all over him.

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and we are hurtin for a learnin! This week the boys break down why white and black people take so long to cross the street with special appearance by Shelly! Subscribe to our patreon www.patreon.com/assville thanks for clapping those cheeks we love ya!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and some dude was humping a tree in Washington Park....he was really giving it to it. We talk about that and continue our journey as Healthy Boys!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back AND THEY ARE TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS! Shain and Seth decided that it's time to stop hiding behind big sweaters and hoodies and drop some damn weight! Join us on our journey to rocking hard bods! Check out our pateron and join the community of fellow Clappers! Glizzy Gang Out!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another ep as delicious as a Arby's Fish Sandwich! This week the boys celebrate Seth making the Willamette Week's Funniest Five Comedian of Portland, Sarah makes a guest appearance with a Shelly story and Seth talks about narrowly escaping thirsty cougars in Salem!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! From Shain's weekend in Wenatchee to Seth's white haircut rage, the Mayors have it all! If you like our humble little pod, please slide on over to iTunes and leave us a rate and review! Also, join our patreon at www.patreon.com/assville.

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another knee slapping chip crunching good time! If you like the pod please head on over to iTunes and leave us a rate and review! Shoutout to all the Clappers on our Patreon, thanks for holding us down! If you'd like to support us please hit our patreon at www.patreon.com/assville

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with Spicy Ranch Doritos and some Sprite! Do us a favor and give us a rate and review on iTunes! Shout out to everyone on the Patreon, thanks for spreading those cheeks and supporting our little biracial baby podcast. www.patreon.com/assville

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with an actual episode! We get weird as per usual! 

Every doctor and scientist in ASSVILLE is working around the clock trying to save this week's episode that someone came out with blank audio. Send prayer warriors! While they work miracles, here is a special LADIES OF ASSVILLE episode that went up on our patreon this week. CLAP!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and man did they start off gross! Join them on another journey through space, love, and time as they talk about nothing! 

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy are they old! Shain flew another lap around the sun and Seth wears deodorant that doubles at toothpaste!  

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Have you ever wondered what Seth was listening to back in high school??? Well boy oh boy do we have an episode for those TRL CHEEKS! 

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy is one of them hungover! Join our patreon please and help us survive in these troubling times! We love you. 

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot ep! This week Shain comes out hot against the Taco Bell wing regulations while Seth becomes more and more an elderly lady.