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Today’s Agenda:  Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics:  4th of July - America reaches 250 years Elon Musk Calls Posting on linkedin “Cringe” Europe is melting   Morale is at an all-time low at Meta, so they’re increasing the snack budget   Main Topic: Responsibility  Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: powerful people pretending not to have any power.  For links and a newsletter version of everything discusse...

Today’s Agenda: Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics: 7 year old climbs el capitan, youngest ever. Mosquitos apparently love beer drinkers Average car is 13 years old Dead butt syndrome is a thing most office workers get apparently Main Topic: Finding the Ambition Sweet Spot Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Fuck email. It’s awful now. For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episo...

Today’s Agenda: Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics: Normal walking speed for 40-49 year olds is 16.7 min/mile Moving your pinky around can help prevent dementia Turning the radio on cures car sickness Roku was purchased by Fox Main Topic: Age 40 is both over the hill and on top of it. Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Fuck boomers telling me cutting lattes leads to house ownership. Assholes of the week: K...

Today’s Agenda Slide 1 - Water Cooler Chat Topics Gen Z apparently is really into tanning for some reason but not drinking… People don’t become financially independent from parents until age 37 on avg iOS 27 coming… be careful Pigeons apparently navigate using their liver…so do I on Friday nights. And the World Cup has arrived Slide 2 - Main Topic: Bringing Your Whole Self to Work Slide 3 - Fuck’E...

Today’s Agenda: Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics: Coffee intake reduces the likelihood of dementia People are popping out of sewer caps in NYC for some reason. NYT interviewed actress Tilly Norwood , who’s just AI Someone’s creating a floating City with nuclear power Main Topic: Stagnation of wages Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Snarky passive-aggressive people For links and a newsletter version of e...

Today’s Agenda: Weekend Water Cooler Update Topics: Memorial Day Ted Turner Died Enhanced Games Just Finished JP Morgan’s Sex Slave Scandal Main Topic: NDA’s and Non-Competes Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Incompetent People Failing Upwards For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying ⁠⁠ ⁠As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 9⁠ . ⁠ To support our wo...

Agenda: Slide 1 - Water Cooler Chat Sugar curing male pattern baldness Allergy Season All jackets are wrong weather Scam emails are getting freaking amaze-balls. Slide 2 - Main Topic: Office Attire Slide 3 - Fuck’Em All Fridays Topic: Literally Fuck Everyone For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying ⁠⁠ As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 8...

Agenda: Water Cooler Chat Earth Day Brain peaking post 50 New Apple CEO for first time since 2011 World Cup pumping up economies all over the country The Hump (Main Topic) - Cutting Corporate Benefits Fuck ‘Em All Fridays - Also Cutting Corporate Benefits For links, and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying ⁠ As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 7 . ⁠...

Topics include: Water Chat on NBA/NHL Playoffs, Avg car now $50k, Tickets from buses, and 1.6M new businesses started, Main topic - Employee Engagement (or lack of it), and F*ck 'Em All Fri.- Mid Yr Career Reviews For links, and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 6. To support our work and be the coolest kid...

Water Cooler Chat on Artemis mission, March Madness ends, Fast Charge Ev's and Stomping for Health, Main Topic is time your job steals outside work, and Fuck'Em All Fridays on "Not My Job" people. For links, and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying As Per My Last Newsletter Issue # 5, “Worry Up and Hate” To support our work and...

Water Cooler chat on office birthdays, baseball's opening day, spring springing and airports being terrible. Main topic is Corporate Red Flags. F*ck 'Em All Fridays on forced fun. For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying As Per My Last Newsletter Issue # 4, “Grateful Red Flags.” Thanks for listening!

Water cooler chat on weather, oil prices, St. Pattys and March Madness Main topic is generation numb-don't feel shit, don't give a shit Fuck'Em All Fridays is on corporate buzzwords-enough already. Check our our accompanying newsletter at https://aspermylastnewsletter.substack.com

The episode includes these three segments: Slide 1 - Water Cooler Chat with these topics: -F1 is back! -McD's CEO nibble gate -Daylight savings sucks envelope glue -Six years since Covid Slide 2 - The Hump (Main Topic) - Fragile corporate executive egos and how they ruin our lives as casually as they order a half soy half oat milk non-fat latte with splenda. Last Slide - F*ck 'Em All Frida...

Check out our new format for the new season. The episode includes these three sections: Slide 1 - Water Cooler Chat with these topics: -U.S. Hockey Winning the Olympics -Mortgage Rates dropping below 6% -A speculative fiction memo dropped the stock market hundreds of points -We bombed iran... Slide 2 - The Hump (Main Topic) - The Office Passion Pit. We discuss how to be divested from the outcomes...

As Per My Last Podcast - Season 1 Episode 23 - Real AI for my Sham Friends and Champagne for my Reel Friends In this episode: The rich, the powerful, and criminals aren’t separate groups — they’re just LinkedIn connections away. The world’s greatest art thief got immunity because he stole too much art, proving “too big to jail” is a real career path. Art is basically money laundering with vibes: “...

As Per My Last Podcast Season 1 Episode 22 - Pro Athletes and Con Men - In this episode: Keyboard shortcuts: where grown adults forget how letters work and accidentally print 15 copies of their own incompetence. Screenshots: the corporate version of “I’m not stealing… I’m archiving .” File names: because nothing says “organizational system” like saving a budget meeting screenshot as B1_Final_FINAL...

In this episode: Dresden was bombed to dust, rebuilt, and still looks better than any U.S. city built on purpose. Currywurst: Germany’s version of late-night pizza, but with swords involved. Donair guys slicing meat like samurai chefs—10/10 would let them duel for my sandwich. Germany: Home of sausages, potatoes, and zero water consumption. Hydration is for cowards. Do Germans ever poop? Medical m...

Eric returns from Germany, where the national pastime is staring silently until you emotionally unravel . Sick days: apparently it’s socially acceptable to work yourself into a dirt nap , but God forbid you take a Tuesday off. Doctor’s notes: one coworker forged one to go golfing — HIPAA breach? Maybe. Icon? Absolutely. Unlimited PTO: meaning unlimited guilt , meetings at lunchtime , and pretendin...

Greg and Eric ricochet the following thoughts: B-actors from anti-harassment training are weird to see in other stuff. AI is not to blame for youth unemployment because Japan and Europe aint having that problem. AI voices for 800 #’s still have heavy Indian accents for some reason… Pumpkin tastes like nothing, like the vegetable itself. Gen X and older drank a domestic beer and that was it…for lif...

18th Episode summary 00:00 – 01:00 | “We have six subscribers and possibly one fan — me.” Celebrating 20 episodes and redefining success in units of pure delusion. 01:00 – 02:00 | The Rowboat of Corporate Misery Corporate life = one big, leaky boat. Everyone’s on board, and nobody’s steering. 02:00 – 05:00 | Review Season: The Annual Gaslighting HR emails roll in: “Take this e-learning on how to f...

Greg and Eric get funky with: Why does everybody say "welcome aboard" when you do intros at a new job Most jobs are not " living the dream" or "another day in paradise" Greg has a bad healthcare experience Both of us have four letter names constantly mispronounced and spelled We talk Buffalo Bills Hard Knocks and what it'd be like if they did an office version We talk executives making big choices...

Greg and Eric wax poetic on: -All the bad "did you labor on labor day jokes" -Work humor vs actual funny shit -Howard Stern hanging up the microphone after becoming what he used to rail against as a penthouse living millionaire -Customer's that don't take no for an answer -Talk about how "pointless" jobs are often not pointless for the ones doing them -Often people that succeed do so from politica...

As Per My Last Podcast Season 1 Episode 15 - "Have you tried smacking them across the face?" Greg and Eric rev the old six cylinders on: Gen Z and their incessant awkwardness, and need for parenting from their bosses. Greg gets very sick on a boat Eric tells stories about ninth grade ruler-based child abuse Eric waxes poetic about his love for the local news We both rail the daylights ou...

Greg and Eric talk turkey on the following: Greg Movie Review Corner where Greg Reviews the following: Fantastic Four (Fantastic!) Jurassic World Rebirth - (Not as fantastic...) Happy Gilmore 2 - (Fan friendly if not fantastic) Discuss the Virgil Abloh Theory of Power - The screen size has an inverse relationship with the power of the user (smaller the screen the more powerful you are) Gary Steven...

Greg and Eric go long on the following: Robocop died but still managed to get back to work He also never got to take advantage of unlimited PTO Broken Chair Theory = you don't know when someone's chair just broke beneath them on a call and are stifling the overwhelming frustration and anger to stay normal sounding. AI seems to take over fun stuff but Microsoft thinks it's unlikely to takeover stuf...