roadway.report
Are You Into Bus Stuff?
The ONLY comedy podcast about traffic deaths --- Hosted by Ben Carneiro and Lucas Reilly of roadway.report
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Episodes
Goon River 25.06.2026
It's our 50th Episode. Brand alignment remains a core challenge. New Jersey (Putrid Shithole) death + injury map: https://roadway.report/new-jersey --- Virginia death + injury map: https://roadway.report/virginia --- Washington death + injury map: https://roadway.report/washington Expect another episode in about ~3 weeks. We are both traveling soon.
Declaring JIHAD for my GAY SON 16.06.2026
Why did they take him from me?
GOONER RESISTANCE EMERGENCY BROADCAST 12.06.2026
Missed Connections: SOYBOY seeking EGIRL with SMELLABLE FEET --- THIS JUST IN: THE FEDERAL HIGHWAY ADMINISTRATION IS FEMINIZING AMERICA
CYCLIST DETECTED! ENGAGE KILL SEQUENCE 28.05.2026
This week, we interview Madeline Acri of the Austin Ghost Bike Project (https://austinghostbikeproject.org/). We get canceled by Strong Towns.
Let's Hear it for Balls! 19.05.2026
The Business Boys have an administrative goon sesh. We submit some paperwork to the IRS.
BIKE TO WORK DAY WAS AN INSIDE JOB 13.05.2026
We discuss how "Bike to Work Day" is a slap in the face in the absence of meaningful infrastructure investments, and we chat about a new map, roadway.report/bikelanes. Ben gets fired on his first day of consulting. Lots of songs about gooning this week. Shoutout the "Bottom Up Revolution" podcast from Strong Towns for having Ben on as a guest.
SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY (OR ELSE) 21.04.2026
We add another 40,000 deaths to the roadway.report. That's over eight columbines per day in 2024.
Han Chinese Supremacy Ft. Pondless 15.04.2026
Pour one out for local fourth grader, Patrick Case. --- We goon it up with a special guest: Pondless! --- He is Playing Wonderville in Brooklyn on May 2nd. --- Opening Song: "Thank You Robert Moses" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHcGAwEY8tI --- Closing Song: "lacmta" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOi9RwhDFmI--- Homey's website: https://www.itspondless.com/ --- Lucas wanted me to link this Alva...
Basketball is a Women's Sport 08.04.2026
New Crash Map: https://roadway.report/north-carolina --- We are not a think-tank. We are just two cool guys, severely addicted to gooning.
GOONMAXXING 31.03.2026
We discuss the state of the podcast and potential issues with our brand alignment.
GDOT did 9/11 22.03.2026
Georgia and Ohio deny our public information requests. We cancel Cesar Chavez. We take back the streets in the dead of night.
A Midsummer Night's Goon 15.03.2026
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST !!! THEY ARE TRUTH-BOMBING OUR GOON-CAVE !!!
GOONPOCALYPSE NOW 11.03.2026
Lucas leads a vocal warmup. We talk about kinetic energy, plus some recent high profile traffic deaths. KE Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xasDujRNQz7i9SPggqpBzWxI-_fshKqVO8SxeAlWlNk/edit?usp=sharing
Fatty Murders Child 20.02.2026
We talk language in media when someone crushes a child with their car.
LEGALIZE IT 09.02.2026
Just a morally reprehensible episode all around
Don't Yeetcar My Streetcar Ft. TransitingLA 26.01.2026
We touch on site updates to https://transit.observer and the FTA deleting 25 years of transit data from the National Transit Database --- We have our first guest: John Perry of Transiting Los Angeles (insta, YT @transitingLA) --- We talk to John about Los Angeles and its BONES, its former streetcar networks, histories of urban development, as well of the social and institutional forces which led t...
MLK DAY EMERGENCY GOON SESH 20.01.2026
We talk about structural racism for 75 minutes. --- Traffic deaths on streets named MLK: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1i1NLhxySSQ22bd-GBJOquQ95WvliPUAJEorE87I-Jto/edit?usp=sharing --- Mapping Inequality redlining: https://dsl.richmond.edu/panorama/redlining --- Driving Jim Crow: https://www.technologystories.org/driving-jim-crow/ --- https://www.ce.washington.edu/files/pdfs/about/Highway...
Zaddy Zohran "Benghazi" Mamdani 11.01.2026
New Illinois crash map! https://roadway.report/illinois --- Two, count'em TWO bus crashes!!! --- Ben gets us banned from denver --- Data on SCOOTER PERSECUTION by THE FACISTS here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CAdDWpUpRAVfZE-03rph4kGMgdKTx3FwznrmKgY1Gxw/edit?usp=sharing --- This is our first partially MUSICAL episode - and I suspect it won't be our last
Can You Goon in a Waymo? 01.01.2026
OH YEAH!
Gooner on a Scooter 26.12.2025
LET MY PEOPLE GO THE GLOBALISTS WILL FALL THE FASCISTS WILL FALL THE GOONERS WILL BE FREE AND WE WILL SCOOT ON THEIR GRAVES
Gluten-Free Gumbo 06.12.2025
Use PROMO CODE GOONERWARS for 15% off our dickpills New Florida Injury Map: https://roadway.report/florida
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A JOB! YOU CAN JUST GOON! 24.11.2025
TAKE BACK THE STREETS BE FREE Happy first birthday to the podcast https://roadway.report/new-york - NY State Fatal (2001-2023) & Serious Injury (2010-2024) Crash Map https://roadway.report/pennsylvania - Pennsylvania (2001-2023) Fatal & Serious Injury (2005-2024) Crash Map
Cream Boy's Revenge 14.11.2025
WARNING: This podcast is JAM-PACKED full of riffs. Not suitable for losers New Car Crash Maps roadway.report/texas roadway.report/california
ALT-GOON PATRIOTS VS. EVIL RAT EMPIRE 03.11.2025
#goonerarmystrong New and improved roadway safety map for colorado: roadway.report/colorado
Fifty Percent of Pedestrians are Homeless 17.10.2025
And that's why it's OK to hit them with your car --- Travis County traffic deaths during "Vision Zero": https://roadway.report/county_dashboard/48453
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