Arbuthnot Jones Chronicles

STRANGE BUT TRUE > The activities of a mystery group exposed for the first time. Are you ready to join the Poggers? If so, buy a raincoat and be inspired .... To participate, email details to - prospectus@talk21.com

HORROR > Listen! Can YOU hear those voices from beyond the grave? No, of course not. Just a silly prank taken too far. Are you sure of that .... All parts played (badly) by Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

Innovation > An invention does not have to work to sell. All it needs is marketing hype. But there are limits ...

LOVE STORY > A lifetime of waiting, a lifetime of tears. Now is the time to be close like never before. All parts played by Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

THAT'S LIFE > Is being really nice a super power or a curse? All depends if you are in love. All parts played (badly) by the love-lost Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

Horror > Are your friends real or imaginary? Are you sure? Probably best to prove it one way or another before you lose your mind. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

COMEDY CRIME > The name of the most boring man in the world is about to be immortalised. How annoying is that! And you thought hoovering was just a chore! All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

A BEAUTIFUL STORY > To blush or not to blush - that is the question. Maybe the ability to blush on demand could win you the partner of your dreams. On the other hand ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

COMEDY CRIME > A harden criminal gets released from prison and is bored. Very bored. Let the mayhem begin .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > Our hero is having a bad day. Unfortunately the hitchhiker he picked up did not realise he was suicidal. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

Ghost story > What would happen if the living could talk to the dead? All it needs is a link on both sides of the great divide ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > Piano tuning is a gentle profession suitable for refined professional. They don't do excitement. Unfortunately, their rich clients are a different breed. Best to mind your own business and ignore their indiscretions. But some things you cannot unsee .... This is Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > Who would believe that in the sedate world of piano tuning, you would discover a world of crime, sex exploitation and drugs! Nothing is as it seems. This is the 2nd episode in Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > A damsel in distress, a household full of dubious characters and a risk-adverse piano tuner whose life is about to be changed for ever.. Welcome to secrets disclosed from beyond the grave ... This is the final episode in Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

SCI-FI HORROR > The cleverest man you know wants to say goodbye. But where is he going and why is he so scared? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

THAT'S LIFE > Get rich quick doing nothing. You don't even have to move, but watch out - who is watching who? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

HORROR > How would you like to dream yourself to perfect happiness? Escape reality into your own perfect fantasy world. Would you want to come back to reality even if you could? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

ADVENTURE > When you own a cave network, anything can happen. But can you control the unknown?

RETIREMENT > Getting older can be such a trial. Everyone is going loopy - but at least you have retained your sanity ... All parts of this comedy played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

ROMANCE > A cry from the heart picked up by a stranger. Who knows which heart the arrow of love will pierce ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

FANTASY > Some pets are weird and some are TRULY WEIRD ! But who owns who and maybe it is a case of 'like father - like son'. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

COMEDY > A dubious Chinese chef helps two lovers bind their love for eternity. But who wants eternal love if you can lots of money instead ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

FANTASY > Born blind, what could be more wonderful than having your sight restored? Of course, no experimental surgery can be 100% perfect .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > You knocked down an old lady with your car. All she asked in compensation was that you visit her on Monday evenings to read her a story. You are her Mr Monday - but what happened to Mr Tuesday who also knocked her down in his car ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

SCI-FI > Parents can be really weird, especially when their main love in life is doing nothing. Of course - there are also their inventions .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com