Apocalypse Video

Captain's Log: Stardate 46271.5 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast returns to the holodeck for some old west inspired recreational fun. I’ve been assured by the crew that there will be no perverted shenanigans from either Lt. Barclay or Commander Riker, and that the holodeck’s safety protocols are definitely working normally. I’m your Host and Captain, Dave, and joining me again are fellow Trekkies an...

What’s that knocking at the window? Why It’s Co-Dee sneaking back into the shop! He’s not done talking about Avatar 2, Eywa damn it, and someone is going to have to join him! Thankfully Ryan’s working and has little accountability for his time in the store. We’re your hosts, Co-Dee and Ryan and We See You fellow Spiders!  This episode is a celebration of all things Avatar: The Way of Water as Eywa...

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1965’s Thunderball Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike, Jackie & Nick “Immortan Hoof” Mission Objectives: Find out why there is a Death setting on the Spinal Equipment at the health spa. Engage Suspected Spectre Agent: Largo, but do so as a Frenemy. Conveniently place jetpack outside of Spectre mansion. Addition...

“You don’t know what death is!” Were those gunshots or just firecrackers? Who knows? But I’ll tell you one thing, no one is safe while Dr. Loomis is out on the streets– I mean, Michael. No one is safe while Michael Myers is out on the streets. (... but really, Dr. Loomis. We gotta talk, buddy. ) I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we burn this mother down is fellow horror fan and - gasp -...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. K.R.U.D. REPORTS ON “PUPPY PERIL” 2. GERALDO RIVERA GETS ANIMATED 3. THE AW7 FLYS NOW DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED A...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. ROBODOG RETURNS 2. OFFICER LEWIS GETS CLINGY 3. ROBO LOSES HIS CHAIR, WHICH REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER POD...

It’s that time again. Another Friday the 13th is among us. And as the great Chris Rock once said, “It’s about time they brought in some new blood…I just don’t want it comin' out of me!”. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we use our telekinetic powers to resurrect the man behind the mask our fellow cinephiles and writers rejected by every science fiction magazine in the country, Mike and...

Finally, after years of searching and near death experiences, Cody has returned from the wasteland with the mother of all movies - Avatar: The Way of Water . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we give thanks to Eywa are fellow cinephiles Mike, Ryan, Nick, and special guest: Cody. Listen as we discuss the long road to the mythical Avatar sequel; we break down the slang on Pandora; and finally…w...

Merry Christmas, everyone! I wish I could say that I’m delivering this message via a timed auto-post on the internet. But alas, with two minutes left to close on Christmas Day we suddenly received a listener request for a Christmas episode ( apparently Willow wasn’t magical enough for the holiday season ). Now, for anyone out there who isn’t aware of our store’s policy, we must fulfill any listene...

If at first you don’t succeed, hope to God you gain a following on Home Video… And so is the story of Willow , a delightful fantasy adventure from George Lucas and Ron Howard that would garner a cult following that would endure decades past the original film’s release and eventually get its own sequel TV series on Disney Plus. Surely a big budget show with CW-esque characters and dialogue will cat...

“Death has come to your little town, Sheriff…” Just when you thought it was safe to take down your jack-o-lantern…Shocktober lives on! Because two horror fans ( and the occasional special guest ) refuse to let evil die tonight. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we begin a year-long retrospective on everyone’s favorite Captain Kirk Mask-wearing serial killer, is fellow horror fan and former Sm...

On this very special episode of Apocalypse Video....it's a FILMVERSATION! That's right. Your favorite high-minded pretentious jerks Mike and Nick are ready to talk about serious "films” and how they're smarter than you because they made it through both Stalker AND Last Year in Marienbad . Join Mike, Nick, Dave, Ryan, and Jackie as we dive into the career of who was arguably the brightest star to e...

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1964’s Goldfinger Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Discover where Bond bought that tantalizing blue romper. Alert HR at MI6 to 007’s blatant sexual crimes in the field. Avoid detection from Goldfinger’s machine gun toting-Granny guard. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subsc...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. A ROBOT TOOK MY JOB…AGAIN 2. X-MEN DANGER ROOM-STYLE TRAINING COURSE FOR THE POLICE 3. GRANNY JOHNSON DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCAST...

The Man of Your Dreams is Back! It is time. Halloween is here! And what better way to celebrate our favorite holiday than by welcoming back to the store everyone’s favorite child molest–err, I mean child killer , Freddy Krueger and his very first sequel, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we ring in the spookiest day of the year are fellow...

Outside is dangerous…inside is terrifying. With Halloween only days away, the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II is nearing its terrifying conclusion. But before we deal with that nightmare we must first escape another, as John Goodman keeps us locked away/safely hidden in his underground bunker near his home on… 10 Cloverfield Lane. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow ho...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the shower… The Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II continues its bloody streak of terrifying madness with everyone’s favorite Mama’s boy, Norman Bates, in Psycho II. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we curse Ronald Reagan for those budget cuts to the country’s mental health programs are fellow horror hounds and recently cleared o...

You can’t cheat death twice… Secure your load. Buckle your seat belt. And whatever you do, watch out for the man with hooks! It’s Final Destination 2! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow horror hounds and people who always secure their load when traveling with a large collection of lumber, Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include Final D...

Captain's Log: Stardate 45852.1 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast has once again been dragged into the mad and the macabre of the Shocktober Spooktacular. I can only imagine what horrors await us in this season five episode. Nevertheless, I am confident that ship and crew will function well and take on whatever spooky obstacles may lay in our path with grace and dignity–Oh, God! What is that?! That l...

The Monster demands a mate! For the next terrifying installment in the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II we must go back in time, all the way to 1935. Universal Studios is now the king of monster films, and they are about to release a sequel that will not only stand the test of time nearly 100 years later, but will also inspire a young Mel Brooks to create one of the best comedies...

You have the right to remain silent forever — Again!!! Back for more, eh Kiddies?! Well, we’ve got a spooky sequel that will chill you to the bone and make you terrified of getting pulled over by a cop (... I should say, MORE terrified than you already were ) - it’s Maniac Cop 2! The film that Variety called “a thinking man’s exploitation film…”. I’m your undead host, Dave, and joining me as we tw...

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom… Welcome back, kiddies. It’s October, and that can only mean one thing…the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular has risen from the grave to once again bring you the worst, most diabolical horror films you will ever see! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we bring you the first in a series of ghoulish sequels are fellow cinephiles and...

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1963’s From Russia with Love Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Break down Q’s briefcase of gadgets and provide alternative means of gadgetry. Fashion a De-Hornifizer dart to manage 007’s urges. Hit the Applause button when 007 makes a sexual innuendo too racy for 1963. Additional O...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. A ROBOT TOOK MY JOB 2. SCOOBY DOO ENDING 3. HATE IS UGLY DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND...

Captain’s Log: Stardate 44502.7 After three months of extended shore leave, the Apocalypse Video Trek Cast has resumed its duties in the Final Frontier with Season 4’s Clues. And I am pleased to say that the store and crew appear to be well rested and ready for the voyage ahead. We anticipate no incidents in the upcoming episode, and can say with certainty that there are definitely no strange look...