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Hello, and welcome to another month of Apocalypse Video’s look at the wondrous world of Nature. For the month of March, we leave behind the ocean waters and take to the skies to observe the many species that inhabit the world above our heads. This…is March of the Penguins (...And Other Bird Related Films). In this third installment we enter a mysterious and bizarre world inhabited by both the livi...

Hello, and welcome to another month of Apocalypse Video’s look at the wondrous world of Nature. For the month of March, we leave behind the ocean waters and take to the skies to observe the many species that inhabit the world above our heads. This…is March of the Penguins (...And Other Bird Related Films). In this second installment, we swap the harsh winter of Antarctica with the sunny shores of...

Hello, and welcome to another month of Apocalypse Video’s look at the wondrous world of Nature. For the month of March, we leave behind the ocean waters and take to the skies to observe the many species that inhabit the world above our heads. This…is March of the Penguins (...And Other Bird Related Films). All month long we’ll be discussing everything from penguins - to extravagant plumage in Miam...

In this final installment of Febwhaleary, we take a look at one of the rarest whales on the planet: The Comeback Whale. A giant in Hollywood, he rose to the top of the food chain in the late nineties; soaring through jungles, and winning victories over Mummies in the desert. But the seas of Hollywood can be a treacherous wilderness filled with predators, and sadly...the Comeback Whale would be one...

On this third installment of Febwhaleary we take a look at perhaps the largest acrobats in the sea: the humpback whale. Known for their extraordinary feats of agility, as well as a complex series of songs that they sing to one another, the humpbacks were truly one of the most graceful creatures ever to inhabit the oceans. Unfortunately, the humpbacks would be hunted to extinction in the early 21st...

Captain’s Log: Stardate 4385.3 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast returns, and it’s with a sense of pride and awe when I say that we have finally, after covering six episodes of the original series, encountered our first…god-being episode. ( insert dramatic musical sting ) I have instructed my crew to keep their cool during the old west group-mind fuckery and to remember the words of Nancy from A Nigh...

In the second installment of Febwhaleary , we leave behind the fun loving world of Free Willy and venture to the cold climate of Newfoundland to witness the dark side of nature. For not all Orcas share the same sense of fun and need for human companionship like Willy, some…can hold a grudge. For Killer Whales the need for vengeance can be just as strong in Orcas as it can with homosapiens, as one...

The wasteland can be a dangerous place…especially for those who seek rare, limited edition 4K sets. Legend has it that a store manager named Dave once went looking for the Arrow 4K version of the Friday the 13th 2009 reboot once out in Sector 5, near the old abandoned Barnes and Noble. He went out looking for some high bit rates and some nifty special features…what he got was a nasty bump on the h...

Hello, and welcome to Apocalypse Video’s look at the gentle giants of the sea: Whales. All month long, we’ll be discussing everything from Orcas, to Humpback Whales, as well as a special once in a lifetime look at one of the rarest whale species on the planet. This…is Febwhaleary . In this first installment, we will be covering perhaps the most popular whale in the public consciousness: the Orca -...

Jesusary is no more…long live: Satanuary!! All month long at Apocalypse Video, we’re giving tribute to the Dark Lord by diving into the depths of Satan’s most devilish and diabolical filmography… On the final installment of Satanuary, the Captains of the Nostromo and the Enterprise battle Ernest Borgnine and his eyeless disciples, as they attempt to stay dry and not get gooped by the face meltings...

Jesusary is no more…long live: Satanuary!! All month long at Apocalypse Video, we’re giving tribute to the Dark Lord by diving into the depths of Satan’s most devilish and diabolical filmography…and that includes Belezbob's funnier side. On this installment of Satanuary, the devil assumes the form of Elizabeth Hurley and gives incel loser, Elliot Richards, seven wishes to win the love of a woman h...

Let’s face it, last year sucked - big time. So with that in mind we here at Apocalypse Video are pulling out all the stops and doing everything within our meager power to make this new year somewhat bearable, which is why every month in 2026 ( or whatever year it is in the Wasteland… ) will henceforth be known as “Oops, All Theme Months!!!”. And unlike last year, we’re not starting with the wimpy...

To anyone who gets this message; this is David Snider, manager of Apocalypse Video in Sector 2 – and my employees and I have been kidnapped!!! We’re being held hostage by a crazed, former malignant tumor named Madolyn! She’s forcing us to watch this bizarre and twisted movie called “Holiday in Handcuffs”! She says she’s starting a new holiday tradition and we’re to be the first converts to her cau...

Merry Christmas, wastelanders! In honor of the holiday, we’re stepping back into the Hilton Star Trek Simulator and taking another leap with our old friend, Dr. Sam Beckett, in the Christmas Carol inspired episode, A Little Miracle. I’m your host and leaper, Dave, and joining me as we hand-wave away several questionable plot elements are fellow friends from the future Janna and Mike. Topics of dis...

Okay, I’ll be the first to admit when I’m wrong, so with that said, let me just say to Mr. Voorhees that everyone here at Apocalypse Video is genuinely sorry that we missed your special day, Friday the 13th, back in June. To be fair, we had a lot going on this past Summer, what with the whole “disappointing the listeners with terrible superhero movies thing”, but I know - that’s no excuse. Had I k...

Hey, folks. For once we’re going to break kayfabe and address reality. While we may have recorded the episode you’re about to hear back in November, it didn’t come up in our release schedule until just now, and unfortunately, right before this episode was set to drop, the tragic news of Rob and Michele Reiner’s death had started to be announced all over the news. It’s made all the more tragic give...

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1981’s For Your Eyes Only Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike and Jackie Mission Objectives: Gauge Roger Moore’s age in terms of Leatheriness. Determine why the thug played by Charles Dance pulls a “Leeroy Jenkins”. Find a way to look sexy in 1980s snow apparel. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wher...

A film drama of uncommon power! Well, it’s Thanksgiving, and yours truly has some bad news…I may have squandered all of the store’s budget on that big Apocalypse Video Trivia Showdown episode this past Summer, and unfortunately that means there isn’t enough money left over to provide for the annual Thanksgiving Day Employee Luncheon that my subordinates have come to expect. To be honest, I was ser...

Captain’s Log: Stardate 3842.3 The Trek Cast has returned to the Apocalypse Video airwaves after a lengthy hiatus - just in time…for Thanksgiving. And we thought what better way to celebrate the holiday, than with an awkward family reunion with Spock and his parents. I’m told that Spock hasn’t spoken to his father in eighteen years. I keep asking him about his Daddy issues, but he continues to sho...

Submitted for your approval… Tonight, we bring you truly one of the most bizarre and unhinged films we’ve ever covered on this podcast. The subject: Xuxa, a musical entertainer who captured the hearts and minds of Brazilian children everywhere in the late 1980s, including the imagination, decades later, of one Ryan Caldwell. But what Mr. Caldwell and his unsuspecting video store coworkers are abou...

40 Years Later, Evil Returns Home. It’s Halloween, and that can mean only one thing; it’s time to re-reboot an aging horror franchise… again . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try our best to avoid getting peanut butter on our penises is fellow horror fan and true crime podcaster, Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include a franchise so convoluted that some theatr...

Good evening and welcome to the final chapter of Apocalypse Video’s Vamptober Spooktacular , Live from Lestat’s Bar and Grill. Tonight, we put on our #TeamEdward t-shirts and embrace the inescapable phenomenon that was the 2008 box office sensation: Twilight. I’m joined this evening by fellow cinephiles and blood suckers ( of strictly deer, mind you ), Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and special guest: Kara....

Good evening, and welcome to the third chapter of Apocalypse Video’s Vamptober Spooktacular , Live from Lestat’s Bar and Grill. Tonight, we go overseas to Sweden and turn on the subtitles for a little piece of romantic horror from 2008 entitled, Let the Right One In. I’m joined this evening by fellow cinephile and blood sucker, Cody. Topics of discussion in this episode include two kids who belong...

Good evening and welcome to the second chapter of Apocalypse Video’s Vamptober Spooktacular , Live from Lestat’s Bar and Grill. Our podcast tonight celebrates the 2003 Len Wiseman matrix/vampire mashup: Underworld . I’m joined this evening by my fellow cinephiles and blood suckers Mike, Jackie, and special guest: Cody. Topics of discussion in this episode include the vampire orgy that refuses to g...

I bid you welcome to this year’s Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular. I am Dave, and I am one of the undead…a vampire. I was a middle aged man of thirty eight when I was turned by one of my employees, a large headed, bespectacled predator in the night named Ryan. In the year that followed, I would spend my nights feasting on the rodents and mutated deer that roamed in the darkness. I thought...