Apex Adjacent

This week Ian declares victory by way of post-it note, which is weird but we'll get into it! Let's round that out with a carstanza and a car with an absolutely unhinged vanity plate, boom you got a show, baby. We love you!

This week we celebrate the reunion of our kart-based trifecta of mischief and, thanks to our buddy Eric, admire a trio of cars from overseas! We love you!

This week Ian makes us proud by vocalizing his distaste for a certain jeans-wearing cabinet member TO HIS FACE! You deserve happiness and peace. They DO NOT. We love you!

People like things. Some of those people have some mighty specific thoughts on some of those things. Hop in the blanket for this week as we shine a light on eye-rolling subculture sects. Fear not, we're in the mix too. We love you!

Sometimes you doomscroll, sometimes the doom scrolls you. This week Ian presents new evidence to back his argument that we are, in fact, doomed. We love you!

This week Ian and Dave get hit with a double-barreled blast. One an egregious attack on Dave's wallet, the latter an assault on our normally favorable Italian automotive predilections. We love you!

This week we're inside each other's...cars! Cars...yeah. Anyway, it's a good old fashioned driving around episode! We love you!

This week Ian brings some non-moist beef to the table as we talk about Denver's latest tech infestation and the manifestation of DUMB decisions. We love you!

In a desperate attempt to not fall head-first into vintage French car ownership, Ian asks Dave for help. Does the normally helpful ginger come through? Well...not really. We love you!

Dave is bringing some old school iPod goodness to his GS F, which kicks off a discussion around our past automotive audio systems! We love you!

Ian's done a bit of spring cleaning, suspension refreshing, and playlist stacking. And Dave? He snagged some car photos that he knows Ian is going to love. We love you!

Every now and then, we get to see our friend through someone else's eyes. The results can be WILD. It can be something we never saw ourselves or something that we don't want to see. Sometimes...it's PERFECT. We love you!

This week Ian finds himself in a mood, and Dave has been Dave'ing to a whole new level. We love you!

This week Ian declares that we're basically astronauts, and once again we are UPSET WITH STELANTIS. Remember, even if we have some big bad feels about Stelantis, we love you!

This week Ian brings in a glorious My Eyes and Dave talks tips! Put on some headphones, lock in, and let's do this! We love you!

This week Dave confronts the accusation that he's holding back about a time when he...ahem...couldn't hold back. We also discuss another crappy topic, the current state of Jeep. Don't buy one! We love you!

Spring is very much springing this week as Dave peeps the first robin of spring in car form. Also, Ian completes a multi-year mission to get Dave in a hairy situation! We love you!

Sometime you spike the ball, and sometime the ball spikes you, Oscar. This week we chat about the used EV market and EV tech that helped make a big whoopsie poopsie at the most recent F1 race. We love you!

This week Ian wows by flexing his psychic muscle and Dave talks fixing and the feelings that come up. We love you!

This week Ian beefs with someone (or something) telling him what to do, Dave discusses his petulant cars, and we manage to debunk alien abductions by way of Ian’s rental car. Whaaaat? Tune in to find out how! We love you!

Our Olympic spirit continues to soar (or bounce, if you're Ian) as we place crappy drivers on assorted podiums. Are they winners? OH HECK NO. They are most certainly not. Tune in and find out why. We love you!

This week Ian shares his history of flying (and bouncing) through the air, some...ahem...piston enhancing efforts, and our continued appreciation of cars with bonkers proportions. We love you!

One of our absolute favorite guests returns to the show this week, VICTORIA SCOTT! Victoria and Jordan Hoffstetter have a fantastic new podcast, Tran Girlismo! We had a great chat, we know you're going to enjoy it too! We love you!

This week we reflect on the past, Dave shows his full-blown nerd self, and Ian crushes a License Plate Game! Stay strong and hang in there folks. We love you.

Joining us in the blanket fort this week is Weird Car Bluesky mainstay, Drew! He drops in to talk ALL the car things with us and have just a bit of therapy too! Everyone, give this episode a listen, we love you!