Ape Mania

Ok the gruesome two sons back for another podcast talking about a couple of fuynny apes. We talk about the movie SOMETHING of the planet of the apes. They should delete these movies and replace them with porno. That shits crazy. TO see all the cummign happening on the screen right in front of you. WIld stuff. anyway i degrees. the ap[es. are funny. We get an email from a listeneer and our first ad...

You'd think we'd have run out of apes to talk about by now but they just keep making them. This one features Leela who is crusihg it making movies, I wasn't allowed to watch Lesbian Space Princess. Jacob wouldnt' let me. But he said it was really good., I also saw on instagram that leela owns a DG20 digital guitar. SHit is so cash. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry about this one. We talk about jacking apes off. a lot. a lot more than usual maybe. probably too mcuh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another classic, D Bone and the Jakester episode. We wathced dawn of the rise of the planet of the apes featuring jimmy franco. What a little shit. Lot's of terrible talking between your 2 favoreite podcasters today. Maybe the sound of m,e chewing gum. Who gives a shit. Everyone can go lick dog turds for all i care. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fucking hell, it's here again. The spooky season. geart.we tell some spooky stories and havea good scary laugh together. Afterwards Jacob shot me with a BB gun and I got a nasty bruise on my nuts and ass Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BIT OF A CHANGE HERE AS WE'RE RELEASING THE REAL EPISODE ON HALLOWSWEEN THE SPOOKIEST DAY OF THE YEAR. HERE'S A LITTLE PREVIEW OF IT FEAUTIRNG RJCKSONG AND JACOB BREADING A SHORT SCRIPT DYALN WROTE FOR A SDPOOKYU MOVIE. eNJOY. AND SEE YOU ALL ON THURSDFAY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's episdoe 16 with my good friend Tim. Hew plays in our fucking shit house band Raccoon CItyh with us (not jacob, it's dfylan writing this) We talk about some weird crazy shit in this epoisode. I thihnk Tim reads smeones erotic fan fic or something. I actually don't really remembre rwaht happenbs. Anway hhave fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We watched Dunbstan checks in. Honestl great movie. Stop what you're doing right now and watch it. Ok you're back, good How about Jason hey. What a tour die force. Not much to say about this one. I guess it's good, you tell me? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that fucking time of the week again,. where sweet little Jacob and DYlan beam down your phone and bless your stupid shitty ears with our sweet dulcest tones as we talk about all the hot button topics of the week> This week we are joined by hjacobns good friend EMily, i've never met here before what she wwas delightful. Wew talked about childresn boioks and whether jacob hit someone with hi...

A classic jocabn and dylan episode today. In this we tlak about all this life, love and loss. Really revealign a lot about ourselves in the process. Hope everyopne appreciates this much more honest and open format. Oh we also talk about dick cheese and whether we should keep it or scrub it off. Lot's to talk about there. So tune in for another episode of ape mania and remember, always click that l...

Fuck this ones gonna be a slog. It's like two hours long or something. John is a crazy son of a bitch and wrote like a million questions for this and jacob and i are just fucking huge idiots. You will scream at your phone because we're so fucking dumb. I'm honestly sueprised neither of us have been hit by a bus or something. Anyway, hope you like silly game shows. and if you like this please said...

Ok so we watched the orifginal planet of the apes. And this one was actually a ripper good time. Terrible audio for this EP because I forgot to check if there was anyone practicing in our studio and we had to compete with a hardcore band. Classic D Coops audio mix up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

fuck, late to upload this one. Sorry guy, i was too focused on not wanking for this semen analysis test i'm doing. I'm pretty confident my little dudes are all good in there thought so don't worry abouyt me. This week we've got Ryan on to talk about apes and monkeys and that's sort of thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we talk a lot abotu the 2001 movie Planet of the Apes, starrting Marky Mark Wallberg. Great movie, was kind of like my sexual awakening at 11 years old. Crazy stuff. Yeah it's just me and jake this episdoie. No one else really wanted to do it with us, yeah I kinda get it though. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This shit keeps going hey. Relentless in our pursuit of being the only ape based podcast we record yet another episode of slop for you to wrap your gullets around. Featuring oru good friend Joel and my beautiful wife Mariah. This ones full of heart and laughs. GOd bvless yuou apiusts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Libby is a published author who write about endometriosis and women's health etc. I don't know why she agreed to be subjected to this evil podcast. Sorry Libby. Sorry we talked about bestiality and hanging elephants so much as well. Something wrong with us for sure. You can buy Libby's book here: https://www.wakefieldpress.com.au/product.php?productid=1862&cat=0&page=&featured=Y Or als...

We talk about Ray Romano far too much on this episode, I think Jacob was really hungover. Is jarred fogle dead? dunno about the spelling on that one. I'm spreading a lot of missinformation on this pod and there's not really anything you can do about it. Besides stop listening. But you wouldn't do that. You love this shit. Don't you. Pathetic little worm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

So basically it's leaonardio dicarprio wigging out the hole time. Welcome our friend Henry, that crazy motherfucker. Lot's of story's about henrys family being related to some old geezer who came up with the theory of evolution parallel to dawkins. Crazy shit dude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's episode 4 (5) and here's my little brother Levi Cooper, he is one minute younger than me and you can fucking tell. He is dense as hell. Total idupt. I can't remember what we talked about on here. Probably apes if i'm gonna be honest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's just Jacob and Dylan this week, suck each other on in pod form. Thinking about Apes, Dreaming about Apes. What else is there to do but go ape mode in the jungle. Listen to this shit. It's going to change your life. You should take all the mystery pills you find in your parents medicine cabinet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Great another episode of Ape Mania. The only podcast where the hosts drink their own piss ritualistically before every episode to receive forbidden power that the government keeps hidden from the general public. This week we have esteemed guest Stella Kappos. She rocks. I think she plugs a show that's probably happened at the end so sorry about that Stella. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

A nice pod featuring your favorite boys Jacob and Dylan. In this episode we talk throwing a funeral for an ape, whether it's ok to drink ape milk and also why the hell someone else took the apemania.com domain and how we can do a cyber attack on them to get that domain. Please if there are any hackers out there please get in touch with me. I need to DDOS attack that website Hosted on Acast. See ac...

For the first episode we have beautiful sexy special guest Fabio in to talk about all things ape. And yeah we go a little bananas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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