Ape Mania

Hey apeists. After this one we gonna take a bit of a break. Dylan having a fricken baby and stuff. Maybe Jacob continues to pod on his own or maybe I step in for a bit as co-host. Yeah that's right we've had a producer this whole time and i've been writing the blurbs. Bet you didn't realise that. No one ever fucking reads this shit anyway so I guess i'll just go fuck myself in my beautiful tight a...

I am absent from this episode becuase I was very sick. Yes.. out of all my holes. and all the pipes as well. We're talking blood, shit. piss. cum. spit. vomit. piss again. snot. earwasx all of it just pouring out of me onto the sand in the pit i was playing in. Everyone's sick of me already. Anyway Jacobs records a lovely commentary for our very first episode with Fabio. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

guys. this one is so good we took a visual medium (let's play videos) and turned it into an audio format. Now you get all the fun of listening to someone stumble through an old jank ass game without the annoying part of seeing the screen on understanding any of the context behind what the person is saying. anyeway enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fuck you, fuck this. If you're reading this watch out because i'm driving at 100k/ph right into your fat pussy oof sexual style I guess we talk about some shit on here. I don't remmeber really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, what's up everybody. Who's keen on some fucking ape shit. We have the lovely Noah Holland on the pod today. and we chat about cursed paitning. the minecraft movie. Chicken jockey and hitler a whole bunch. I blame jake for that one. Hey if you like this pod. Why don't you go fuck yourself idiot. Check out noah's instagram here to find out when he's playing next https://www.instagram.com/noahhh...

God I hope this is listenable, Me and Jacob went to the zoo and had a lot of fun. The audio is fucked but that's life on the road i guess. Anyway if you like this send me $50 so we can go again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

God damnit, here it is again. Another fucking episode for you leeches. Keep sucking all the blood and piss and cum out of us. God you make me sick you sick little fucks is this what you like another episode of this shit where me and jake get locked in a room and have to figure out who is the new pope spoiler alert its me i was the conclave all along. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

We are so fucking back. Recorded whilst jacob whas making a brisket. whatever the fuck that is and he was also watching wrestlmania so i had to fight for his attention... now i know how his girlfriend feels hahaha that's nothing, sorry rachel. anyway, in this episode we talk about the gympie ape statue. and all sorts of other terrible ape news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

Hey come celebrate the release of raccoon citys third album but talking to each member idndividually through the mouth of jacob jackman. Beautiful stuff on this one. Some genuine insight. I guess this is good if you like our band, probably fucking terrible if you odn't care about it at all; but who gives a shit. I don't. Raccoon City are playing in Adelaide on the 5th of April and Melbourne on the...

Yeah i was still feeling a bit sick in this one. Luckily GORILLA MANGO AND COCONUT JUICE FIXED ME! I FEEL VERY GOOD NOW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey wosop, it's fucking good to be back. We talk to Cecilia about a bunch of crazy shit. This one is fucking banananers. Cecilia has a show at fringe. You can check it out here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode numb er 34. We are deep into the muck now. Jacob anbd i very busy for the next week so who fucking knows if you'll get one next tuesday. Any fucking complaints email them to apemaniapod@gmail.com. thast's probably out email address. I don't give a fucking shit anymore. Greedt little piggies. You gotta havce your ape mani pod or you cry like the little piggies in the abartoir waiting to get...

Nick Capper joins us in the studio this week. as we discuss how fucking good Adelaide is. Shove it up your ass melbourne you fucking shit hole. And don't even get me started on SYdney, fuck that place. Buy tickets to Nick's show here And buy tickets to J acob's show here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A classic Dylan and Jacoke episode where we discuss the 1996 movei Ed which I watched about half of before deciding this isn't worth it. I will die very happy not knowing what happens in the second half of this disgusting movie. Buy tickets to Inner Pieces here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello again loyal apers. Today we talk about why our friend Yoz is so terrified of apes and everythign else. Didn't do a lot of editing on this one (zero editing) and also trying out logic pro for this shit. So maybe it sounds terrible who fucking knows, who fucking cares. Buy tickets to yoz' fringe show here and buy tickets to Jacobs show here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Levi is back, mainly to argue about whether sasquatch is real or not. Real low energy ep by me on this one, sorry guys. I haven't been sleeping well. There's a family of sasquatch keeping me up at night. They come up to my bedroom window and tap on it the whole night. TThey just keep whispering "Dylan, come ouit and play with us!" but i'm just gonna ignore them and then hopefully the whole thing g...

So sorry about this one. We interview renowned primatologist Dr Gronald Richardson about all things ape related. Fuckng hell I shouldn't be allowed to ever try this shit ever again. I think it might be evil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey. Welcome to another episode of Ape Mania. We kind of manifested this episode when we wouldn't stop talking about Betterman the movie (2024) or maybe (2025) i don't actually know. But the star of the movie Chris Gun (he played NOel gallagher, the most important role in the movie. Fuck everyone else, real heads know he's the star) agreed to be on the pod and settle the score. The ape score. Enjo...

Join us today as we talk to my good friend drana about her time playing a monkey puppet to milf's in norwood. Drana playing in heaps of great bands/shows, catch her touring with Alekisah and Jamie Lee and in a fringe show I didn't catch the name of... Love that dude. Once again begging you to buy some merch from our redbubble. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. https://www.redbubble.com/people/ApeManiaP...

Happyu new Ape everybody. We are BACK! with another episode of ape mania madness, we talk about the movie BETTERMAN (2025) and some other bullshit. Remeber you can buy some cool merch from https://www.redbubble.com/people/ApeManiaPod/ and subscribe to our patreon here https://www.patreon.com/ApeMania Jacob;s probably got tickets on sale for his shows or whatever. https://adelaidefringe.com.au/frin...

Recorded this beautiful little show for yhou stupid fucks last week when we had the whole squad pull up to the studio. Lots of great stuff in here. I guess this is your last little ape snippet for 2024. It's been a year. See you in the new years. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a big crazy episode where jake and I run a quiz for all the previous guests of ape mani and rachel a=who has never been a guest before. The audio is a bit fucked up but I think I made it work. If you don't like it, fuck you and eat dfog shit. We had a lot of fun making it and I think the magic comes through on the audio. Remember to subscribe to our patreon and buy a chgristmas present fro...

Back in the stu ready to fuck your ear pussies with another sickening episode of ape mania. Lot's of hot topic conversations going on here. Mainly about horny cartroons. Nona didn't know what space jam was but it was also her sexcual awakenign wihic i don't really understantd i guess. Fucking hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, we watched the legendary movei congo and it fucking ripped my little pecker off. I highly recommend watching it to all your little apeists. If you don't like this movie you've got mudbutt brain. Where all the mud that's meant to come out your butt seeps into you braing. Jacobt has a comedy show for hte adelaide fringe on sale now. Buy a ticket here. and subscribe to our patreon Hosted on Ac...

Hey back on the pod and i've roped another fucker from our fucked up liuttle band. I can't remmeber a single thing we talked aboujt. Besides ketamine and some really sad stories abnout orangatangs. bummed me out. Good news is you can sign up to our patreon now and get so much cool content. Also ccheck out our rebubbled store. Patreon red bubble Hou-ho-xiu-yi, si-sei-wu-ma, Hou-ho-xiu-yi, si-sei-wu...