Dylan Palladino

Anyway, So...with Dylan Palladino

Comedy EN ↓ 237 episodes

hi, my name is Dylan and I'm a comedian in NYC. This is my solo podcast where I talk about my week and go off on 100 tangents because I have ADHD. I hope you enjoy. Alright goodbye, I love you.

Author

Dylan Palladino

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

dylanpalladino.com

Latest episode

Mar 30, 2026

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Episodes

#34 - PERFECT McDonald's French Fries w/Lily 30.03.2026

Sorry for the delay everyone but we are back and get a crazy wellness check from Lily involving frosting and then hear about Dylan's trip to Guatemala. Plus Dyl and Lil discuss the perfect temperature and taste of ketchup for the ultimate french fry experience. We also tease a listener submission at the end that we will finish on the next episode. Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc and Aun...

#33- How To Find Love , The Best Types of Pie and Dog Poop Snow Psychosis w/ Lily 23.02.2026

Hello everybody. Happy snow day to all of our east coast listeners! Today we go over some questions submitted on IG and discuss the challenges of finding modern day love, what kind of pie we will eat on Pi day, and why no one is picking up their dog poop from the snow! Submit questions to Dylan's instagram(@dylanjpalladino) or call the hotline 347 566 9741

#32 - We Understand Religion Now 13.02.2026

what's up guys we're a LITTLE all over the place today. Also it's a shorter ep. because my computer died. Today we talk about the positives of public shaming, Lily getting into Fairy Fiction, planned obsolescence, and how we're anti Apple Watch. Enjoy! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc and Aunt Lil and remember to rate and review!

#31 - How They Stole My Motorcycle 26.01.2026

whats up everyone, today Dyl and Lil get into how Dylan's motorcycle was stolen, is it ok to have a bouncy castle at your wedding, Lily's manifestation dinner, and then Lily reads Dylan's fortune! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc and Aunt Lil

#30 - It's Clobbering Time w/ Lily 12.01.2026

Today Dyl and Lil discuss Dylan's upcoming solo trip to Costa Rica (wellness check!), what a "normal" family looks like, and Lily's almost Karen moment. Remember to rate and review! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc

#29 - Lily did her make up 22.12.2025

Today Dyl and Lil discuss their plans for getting left at the altar, 90s romcoms with Hugh Grant, Lily doing her make up for a party, and whether cat owners are delusional. Remember to rate and review! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc

#28 - Rage Bait, Axe Throwing and Job Advice From Grandpa 08.12.2025

Welcome back to another special episode featuring Lily! Today Dyl and Lil discuss a troubling google for Dylan’s “wellness check”, how grandpas think you should apply for jobs, Lily’s uncanny ability for axe throwing and “rage bait” being word of the year. Plus they encourage a young listener to move out West with their grandmother! Remember to rate and review! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice fr...

#27 - Sniffing Babies w/ Lily 01.12.2025

Surprise, Lily is back! On today's very special episode Dyl and Lil pick up where they left off and talk about what they want their last words to be, how to properly sniff a baby, perform a wellness check on themselves and much more.  Comment Lily below if you want to have her featured on the show more! Remember to call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc

#26 - Giggling at the Viking Slumber Party 17.11.2025

Hello everybody today we talk about Viking slumber parties, how Netflix ruins tv shows, tips for finding a job, David Harbour and Lilly Allen, and why peaking in high school is ideal. Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.

#25 - It's Nice To Be A Pig 10.11.2025

Hello everybody, today we’re talking about showing up for your friends, a blue chew ad playing loudly during a party, guys who are obsessed with survival, and the joy of eating a bad sandwich.  Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask for advice or share a story from your week

#24 - I Got Yelled At For Yawning At The Dodgers 03.11.2025

Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently. Hello everybody. Today I discuss the need to teach social skills in school, how 30% of gen pop stands while wiping, and a robbery I helped stop on the street. Plus we get a follow up with the guy who kissed his girlfriend’s best friend’s boyfriend.

#23 - Kissing Your Girlfriends's Best Friend’s Boyfriend 27.10.2025

Hello everybody. We got a nice late night podcast for ya. Dylan discusses his greyhound bus driver, Halloween as an adult, and helps a listener realizer that he might be gay. Thanks for listening. Remember to call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recentlt. Also, rate and review!

#22 - Getting Robbed On FB Marketplace By “6-7!” Mason 20.10.2025

Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently. Hello everybody. Today we're talking about getting robbed on FB marketplace, how long it would take to sail to Italy from NYC, a service dog that was stolen in Chicago, and the origins of the phrase “6...7!” Remember to rate and review and send in a submission. Thanks!

#21 - Taylor Swift's Album S*cks and That's Good 13.10.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic Hello everybody. Today we're talking about the backlash to Taylor Swift’s new album, my volunteering experience, the movie Trainspotting, and having an unripe banana brain. We also help a caller decide how to deal with overbearing DIY parents and follow up on a cringe submission. Thanks for listening and reme...

#20 - My RV Trip to Maine, Charlie Sheen's Doc, and Greta Is Cooler Than You 06.10.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic Hello everybody. Today we're talking about my RV trip to Maine, getting too many birthday texts, the Charlie Sheen documentary, and people who hate on Greta Thunberg. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!

#19 - How to Have a Successful Fall 29.09.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic Hello everybody. Today we’re back in studio to talk about DaBaby’s music video, Will Smith rapping, and the things you need to do for a successful Fall. Plus we listen to a cringe submission about losing an eyebrow. Have a great week!

#18 - MTA Conductor’s Cringe Submission, Orange Wine, and Drama at Parties 22.09.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problems What’s up everyone, today I'm under a bridge in Astoria park and I'm talking about good drama at parties, how orange wine is made, how to deal with a listener’s loud neighbors, and a cringe submission from a Metro North conductor. Have a great week!

#17 - Welcome to Goof Town 15.09.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problems Hello everyone. Today I’m back in the wild, specifically at Lehman College in the Bronx! I answer a submission about competing with your ex in the dating world, talk about peak boyhood, and go over my week. Enjoy!

#16 - Dating on Snapchat, Zohran Benching, and SDIYBT 08.09.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup everyone. Today we take some calls and discuss Snapchat as a dating app, biking with Birkenstocks on, Zohran benching 135, using the term “gay” in 2025 and a voicemail my uncle left my dad after seeing Weapons. 

#15 - The Overanalyzing of “Weapons” and Snoop Dogg Doesn't Get Lesbians 01.09.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup everyone. Today we’re back in my bedroom studio to take some calls and talk about wood chucks, how everyone is getting the main theme of “Weapons” wrong, and Snoop Dogg not understanding how two women can have a baby.   Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!

#14 - Performative Men, Red Pilled Interviewers and English Pigeons 25.08.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup guys. I’m coming straight to you from Hyde Park on another ep of Anyway So: Touching Grass edition. I talk about performative men, partying with hicks, British pigeons, and floundering a bit in your 30s.  Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for a

#13 - The Origins Of The Green D**do WNBA Controversy 18.08.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. Today I talk about the origins of the green dildo WNBA controversy, saying thank you when someone opens the door, and I take 2 voicemails from listeners. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice. 

#12. - How To Have A Summer and Ozzy Osbourne’s Bat Story 11.08.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. I drove to Montauk and recorded this in my friend's guest room on a different mic, so sorry if it sounds low. I talk about the things that make a summer successful, whether Ozzy actually bit the head off a live bat, and tea bag pillows. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe...

#11. - LBJ’s Giant Piece, Sydney Sweeney Rage Bait, and Eleanor Roosevelt Was Based 04.08.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. Sorry for the sound quality on this one with the sirens and background noise…I thought recording outside would be a nice change and instead it was a nightmare for audio quality :). This week we're talking about the American Eagle ad controversy, reading fire quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt, finding out LBJ named...

#10. - Alpha Podcasters Are Dorks, Advice From My Grandpa, and I Got Slut Shamed 27.07.2025

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message.  what's up. This week we're talking about the titan submersible doc, how alpha podcast bros are losers, some advice my grandpa gave me, and how I got called a slut for having a mustache. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

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