Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

What happens when Maggie jets off to the wildest music festival in the West with hope in her heart, a job interview on the horizon, and a pair of sequin boots? THIS HAPPENS.   Morgan and Jo discuss how they're not QUITE mature enough to accept the advice of their elders.    Anyway, this one is funny and imaginatve and will transport you to another world if you need a quick break from this one.  ...

When Chelsea brings her boyfriend, Trey, home for the holidays, she's intent on two things: winning over her parents and forgetting what she saw in a stranger's garage. Good luck, Chelsea! Jo and Morgan discuss their lack of education regarding basic life skills.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are avai...

When Andrea tries to get a handle on her social anxiety, things go much differently than she planned... for everyone involved.   Jo and Morgan discuss the greatest feeling on Earth.... relief.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com....

When Colin has to wait two entire years to get back at his best friend, well, it better be worth it.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to...

When Max finds herself on the basketball court for a playoff game, she has a wildly difference performance than anyone expected. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three mi...

When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. ❤️ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season ❤️ So tune in, tune out, and enjoy this very true, very well-read, and VERY entertaining tale. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then yo...

When Fitz's lack of attention to detail lands him in the literal spotlight, the fallout is fabulous and unanticipated.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's...

When Brooke finally gets her doctorate and attempts to start her own therapy practice, she finds a different party than she was looking for.   Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs....   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?...

When the summer of '99 arrives with a bang, Kyle is painfully inspired by the new Jason Biggs movie premiering in town. He is taking this secret to the grave. But first, to Anxiety Addicts. Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddi...

When Jodi meets her dream man in Santa Fe during the dusty summer of '99, it takes something... otherworldly to alert her to his bright, red flags.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ O...

When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have thr...

We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂) When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide! 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastina...

When Bee tries her very best to impress her crush on Valentine's Day, she finds something new in her heart - with a very embarrassing detour. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have...

When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 Al...

When Kayla and Courtney find both the perfect lunch spot to avoid their classmates and a love for old-school photography, they find themselves combining the two in a way they never could have imagined. Morgan and Jo discuss their high school shenanigans and look back on their time at public school in the 90s with probably way too much nostalgia. Thank you, as always, to the brave and tortured soul...

When Emma and Xavier both, on the same night, independently sabotage their marriage, the truth comes out despite their best efforts. This story is funny and ridiculous and didn't hurt anyone - in fact, it was just the opposite. Everyone's lives are better because this happened. Ok, maybe not everyone, but these two people are... Sorry, we should have just said that. Y'all rock for sending us these...

When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, downhill. This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger picture and maybe laugh a bit at your younger self. Morgan and Jo discuss bartending and then go on an entertaining tangent that has nothing to do with anything.  🌈 Lost your Earp...

Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the ER. So here you are, episode 60 of our BS! When Arty thinks he has a shot at a second chance with a second marriage, he unfortunately discovers that e...

When Hannah gets her marching orders from her eldest brother to grow the eff up, they both learn a lesson in what could be the most uncomfortable way possible. Morgan and Jo discuss birth order and why their siblings got it so much easier than them. 😊  Thank you all of you raging insomniacs for these ridiculous and wonderful stories that we are much happier to read and write about than experience...

When Marcus changes his life and outlook through his new obsession, karate, he can't wait to take his crush to the dojo to show off his skills. Life, however (of course) has other plans for him. Morgan and Jo discuss this weird fantasy of having someone just, like, accidentally witness them doing something amazing but also Jo's deep fear and anxiety about being watched. These girls are a mess but...

When Maria goes to Paris with her boyfriend for the trip of a romantic lifetime, she gets served a harsh dose of reality, in the form of a very cute baby. Morgan and Jo discuss their cold, dead, cynical hearts and their brilliant relationship decisions when they were young. This is a sweet, fun story to remind us that we're all in this together.  🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your compu...

When Morgan - sorry - MEGAN 😂 moves to Italy, the first few cultural difference throw her for a real loop. And Jo raps on this one and it's just horrible. Morgan and Jo discuss the reality of the story and Morgan promises to add actual video footage of the event to the newsletter. Thank you, awesome listeners and fans, for your submissions and stars and reviews and for being absolutely fabulous!...

A Tale As Old As Time... When Christina and Jeffrey try to do something nice for their parents, it backfires. Hard. At a wedding... Their wedding. Morgan and Jo discuss how weird/awkward family stuff can be.  Don't forget to like and subscribe! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading p...

When Amanda finds herself suddenly single with the urge to move back home to the East Coast from California, she enlists an old childhood friend to join her on the road trip that changes her life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com....

This super entertaining, viral story was originally posted on Reddit: Posted by u/MeriMooMoo 10 days ago When Phoebe gets dicked-over in the most insane way possible, she gets her revenge in a way that will give you sweet, sweet dreams.   Morgan and Jo gush over how much they loved this story which went viral on the internets.