Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh

Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

Comedy EN ↓ 173 episodes

To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.

Author

Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.spreaker.com

Latest episode

Feb 18, 2026

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Episodes

The Wedding Planner 09.10.2024

When Chelsea’s calendar alerts her to an upcoming event, she cannot for the life of her remember who, what, and where the event takes place. The answer comes from the least expected place and shines a light on all that is good in her world. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleas...

Don't Underestimate Evan 06.10.2024

When Evan finds himself deep in a teenage identity crisis, he discovers his true calling in the unlikeliest of scenarios - and face to face with a real demon- a soccer mom.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at  www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com . 📚 Love the stories?...

Our Weekly BS 04.10.2024

This week we discuss Jo’s hypothetical boxing match with the neighborhood thief, who would win? And Morgan falls down a deep dark hole into online porn…does she make it out?  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at  www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com . 📚 Love the stories...

Kitchen Confidential 02.10.2024

When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at  www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?...

A Job Well Done 29.09.2024

When Harper can't get out of a rut, she finds her kick in the pants in the last place she dreamed of looking. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at  www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy t...

Our Weekly BS 27.09.2024

Here it is, our weekly BS.  Why is Jo getting hypnotized? Is Morgan a thief? Listen and find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at  www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit you...

Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn 25.09.2024

When 17-year-old Gregory lands his dream job at the local Hyatt, he isn’t exactly prepared for what can happen during a night shift. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?  ⏰ Only have three...

The Secret Ingredient 23.09.2024

When Grandma Cookie kicks the bucket, she leaves behind an unexpected ingredient in her famous pie. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?  ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit...

Bonus: Our Weekly BS 22.09.2024

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for submitting your stories and taking this fun and ridiculous journey with us. We want to create a space where you can get to know us better...but without interrupting your Bedtime Story!  So, come join us for some weekly BS Bonus episodes. Ask questions, tell us your story...or just skip over it- we'll love you either way! Xxo 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating...

Family Ties 19.09.2024

When a small-town girl, living in the lonely world of suburbia in the 1960s, hatches a plan to get to the biggest party of the year, the night ends… well… quite unexpectedly. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?...

Into The Woods 15.09.2024

WELCOME BACK TO A NEW SEASON! This time we have even more laughs, less chit chat, and bi-weekly true and fabulous stories to turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Today, we help ease you into your week and banish those Sunday Scaries with a different kind of story. We didn't change the names or the location or make much of it up. Because it's about Jo and Morgan and the ALMOST dumbest thing th...

SUMMER RERUN!! Invisible Man 28.08.2024

When Benji is (yet again) the new kid in class, he struggles to make friends in the tight-knit Florida school until his (sort of) secret art skills come into play.  This is our last Summer RERUN!! Get ready for our new season! New episodes start on September 15th, we can't wait to share these stories with you. This is a super, super, SUPER fun internet story. Thank you all so much for your fabulou...

SUMMER RERUN! Grandma Lucy Will NOT Be Visiting Riley In Prison 15.08.2024

Spending some quality time with your family this summer? Feeling, say, just a tad on edge? Oh, then this is the story for you.   Stay tuned at the end for Morgan and Jo letting it rip a bit on the in-law situations.    Enjoy this audio chill pill for 15 solid minutes of a brain vacation.   We'll be back with new episodes in September.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate...

SUMMER RERUN!!! THAT American Pie 07.08.2024

Enjoy spending half an hour on the Jersey Shore with this wondeful and slightly cringy true story of adolescent experimentation in the late 90s.   We'll be back in a month with more fresh tales to take your brain off the crazy train and into chill town.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for you...

SUMMER RERUN!! Love Means Never Having To Say, "I Superglued My Eye Shut..." 29.07.2024

When Masie plans her first big, real date with the boy of her dreams in 7th grade, what could possibly go wrong? Well, it depends if there's some Super Glue in the equation. STAY TUNED for the end of the episode when Morgan and Jo discuss who the story is really about and how their middle school nightmares have haunted them well into middle age. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your comput...

SUMMER RERUN! Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon 23.07.2024

This is fun, fabulous, and wild cowgirl story takes place somewhere out in the mountains on the backs of some very fast horses. You'll feel the summer heat and warm breeze and smell the wildflowers within minutes of this podcast starting. And then, you can totally change of the vibe and stay tuned to the end and hear Morgan and Jo whine, bitch, complain, and vent about all things that you never kn...

SUMMER RERUN! You're Never Fully Dressed Without A... 11.07.2024

Remember this one about Burt's sartorial choices for a massive and very fancy wedding? No? Well, it's right here. And stay tuned for our BS after the episode as Morgan and Jo walk down memory lane and into a coat closet in London, New Years, 2003.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your read...

SUMMER RERUN! WHERE A GERMAN DRAWS THE LINE 01.07.2024

☀️  SUMMER IS HEEEEERE! ☀️  At the end of this entertaining and fabulous episode, Jo and Morgan discuss the sketchy secrets of their dating pasts...    Tune in, tune out, chill, enjoy, and at least for the next hour, let Morgan do all your worrying for you!   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and...

Mistaken Identity 14.06.2024

When two sort-of tipsy but very well intentioned British septuagenarian ladies risk their lives (kinda) to rescue a ferocious beast (not really,) they wind up in a situation that no one expected. Please save the real and viral story until the end. But, we did promise you a link, so, yeah, here it is: https://people.com/baby-hedgehog-rescued-woman-pom-pom-8620901   So sit back, relax, clean the hou...

Convo With Kristen Seavey of "Murder, She Told" 30.05.2024

We have a super fun chat with Kristen about all things True Crime and how to turn off your brain at the end of the day.   We so appreciate this brilliant and talented woman.   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engag...

It's Coming From Inside The House - Read By Murder, She Told's Kristen Seavey 29.05.2024

Writer, actress, podcaster, and model Kristen Seavey (Murder, She Told) reads the story of Shauna and what happened to her brain one night after listening to too many scary podcasts. This is a fun and sweet story of a millennial mom who's imagination (and thermal camera) get the better of her. So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone...

Rent Free 23.05.2024

LIONS AND TIGERS AND EXES, OH MY!!! Kidding. There are no lions or tigers in this one. But there is an ex. An ex who haunts Livvy for over a year...   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?...

Pierson! The Real Guy! Here! Now! 13.05.2024

We are silly thrilled to have the opportunity to chat with the real guy about the real story that went REAL viral. Pierson's story sums up, in so many ways, what Anxiety Addicts is really about: creating a community (and entertainment) about our blunders, our mistakes, our good intentions, questionable outcomes, and our impressive human ability to move forward. We hear about the impetus for the ad...

A Fresh Start 13.05.2024

OH PATRICK!!!!! When Patrick Schlessinger takes it upon himself to beautify his community, well, its not the outcome that he planted. This is a wild and viral story about good deeds, good intentions, and the not-always-good internet. Check out the interview with the real "Patrick" as well. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck!...

Lie To Me 08.05.2024

Yay!!! A 90s High School Story!!   When Ashley finalllllllyyyy tries to lie to her parents and sneak out, her grand plan gets interrupted by the unlikeliest of sources.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄...

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