Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah schleps back from Paris, with memories to last a lifetime (ok, one memory in particular: but it's a pretty good one!). After settling back into NYC life, spiritually sponsored by every French pharmacie cold and flu medicine known to humankind, and also a sequined eye patch because LOL, she realizes there's a great American past time she missed most of all: deep diving the 11/10 sweet sixteen...

Before her schlep to Paris, Sarah realizes she first needs to unpack some emotional baggage (those luggage restrictions at JFK would never work for a Housewives reunion). With so much convo in the Bravosphere, she realizes the best way to talk through the nuance is with a new guest, making his cloffice debut, Josh Lora (writer and content creator also known as Tell the Bees on TikTok). They pop a...

Sarah digs into some eggs a la français in the heart of Paris, and Googles "is Lu's pirate still available," before realizing something has caught her eye. A glass of champs and a baguette next to a French Pedro Pascal, yes, and also maybe a few of PK's international lenders (comedy podcast!), but also the memory of an AG recorded mere days ago, with new guest to the cloffice, content creator, You...

The journey continues. Sarah and AG guest cohost Erica Cobb (NAACP-Awards nominated host, 'Comeback with Erica Cobb,' co-host of Accidentally Informed with Claudia Jordan) continue on their epic two-part odyssey. Over the course of this epic two-part spectacular, they discuss Dr. Greg's continued chaos on M2M (and why accountability is sorely lacking, for now), Erica's experience talking Housewive...

Sarah gets ready for her journey in Paris only to realize, wait, without unpacking the emotional baggage on Potomac, Beverly Hills, and Married to Medicine, she can't be truly chic c'est la vie. So she throws her passport with some Kyle by Shahid caftans, and Zooms up her fave Bravo world traveler, Erica Cobb (NAACP-Awards nominated host, 'Comeback with Erica Cobb,' co-host of Accidentally Informe...

Sarah realizes that thanks to Joely Fisher's ghost RSVP, there may be an extra seat at Jennifer Tilly's Caviar Kaspia table. She shows up in full caftan splendor and a gifted case of Diamond Water - a fun gift for attendees, especially Dorit, because she loves diamonds and her house may be underwater - only to discover that the seat has in fact been taken, by Morally Corrupt's Playboy cover. No wo...

Sarah and AG guest co-host Tom Smyth (writer and Bravoholic) unpack all things The Traitors: a shocking exit mourned the nation over, strategic errors in this season's Traitors picks and essentially anything within 5 feet of Danielle, why the reunion may be particularly awkward for Danielle (and whether there is a line in how 'gamers' play Traitors, the difference in Danielle vs. Carolyn's perform...

When the cloffice becomes the People's People's Court. Sarah and TIP guest co-host Tom Smyth (writer and Bravoholic) sit down to record a Taking it Personally about The Traitors, when news breaks about Karen Huger's shock sentencing. This ep is one for the books. They react to the news which was announced moments before pressing record, discuss Karen's journey (and potential future) on the show, t...

Sarah watches part 1 of the Potomac reunion and thinks, this is it. This is a return to form, a comedic delight, a chance to Xerox a pic of Karen and frame it for the cloff, a shrine to a woman who once was and may or may not be again, and a friendship bracelet for Dr. Wendy and Gizelle. While away from the cloffice, RHOP is no far from mind, so Sarah mentions it all: Karen's handling of her DUI (...

It ain't over til it's over. After watching the Augusta arc on RHOBH, Sarah goes back in time to an episode recorded right before her solo ep. There's just so much to unpack, and much like Sutton with Kyle and Garcelle, Sarah realizes she really needs an emotional support pal to go through this journey. Thankfully, she Zooms up her Bravoholic pal, Vanessa Rizi (one-half of the Real Moms of Bravo c...

Sarah watches the new episode of Beverly Hills, and immediately buys 7 million stock shares for Kleenex. After calling customer service when a few boxes fail to materialize - isn't that how investing works - she rides a wave of tears into the cloffice, with thanks to Phaedra as her spiritual lifeguard. It's a doozy of an episode, and a doozy of a deep dive: Garcelle, Kyle, Sutton, and, duh, Reba's...

Sarah watches the Super Bowl and realizes the provenance of this American pastime: a gladiatorial reckoning also known as the last two seasons of Salt Lake. Inspired by the birds (from Philly, and those terrorizing Karen Huger from afar), she Zooms up another Philly fan, and an athlete in the sport of Housewives deep diving, Kiki Monique (host of "Reality Checked" on Radio Andy). They hop into the...

The journey continues. Sarah and guest co-host Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo (content creator and host of the pod "High & Low," aka BBDB) discuss Sarah's reaction to the Potomac season after finally catching up (and reunion optimism), some quick follow-ups on RHONY about yada because etc., Jared's dickmatized presence in Britani's life (and absolute boundary crossing against Bronwyn), Britani's re...

Sarah gets a copy of PK's 7-page email and thinks to herself, when did we create page numbers for email and is a Gallitine's Day message to Chris Manzo measured in the dozens of pages, or merely tens? Reassured that such calls are made only in the wilds of Beverly Hills, she picks up the sage initially missing from Kathy Hilton's plate, and Zooms up another delightful herb in spiritual gummy form:...

Sarah makes some Eras Tour-style friendship bracelets for her Housewives top 5 (Shan (duh), Dolo, Kenya, Barlow, and...Kyle) before she realizes that while she and Kyle are still on very friendly terms 'overall,' there's some extra stuff to say. So she puts her beadwork aside, next to a shrine for Pedro Pascal, and deep dives what the last two episodes of Beverly Hills have had in store: why Kyle...

The journey continues. Next up: NY, BH, Married 2 Med, Atlanta, and Gretchen Rossi Beauté. Sarah and AG guest co-host Rafi D'Angelo discuss differing opinions on NY's performance and entertainment factor, what a soft reboot could look like (and if that's the best path forward), Ubah's revealing Glamour interview (and questions about her relationship with production), Kyle's expectations potentiall...

After Sarah spends Shabbat at her favorite Upper East Side temple - Bergdorf Goodman, amen - and realizes that after a week of solid Housewives content, she is truly hashtag blessed. She heads to the cloffice for a prayer circle focused on grace, accountability, and zest, thanks to one of her fave Bravoholic pals, Rafi D'Angelo (writer, overpriced vodka.com). They record a brief 2.5 hour mini epis...

After returning from a trip home to RI, Sarah returns to her other spiritual sanctuary: the cloffice. She realizes that even with SLC reaching new heights, and BH providing ongoing fascination, what she wants to watch and unpack first is - perhaps surprisingly, including to herself - the RHONY reunion. And her wish is the cloffice's command. She deep dives the core issues facing the show (even in...

Sarah joins a crowd in Times Square not-so-patiently waiting for "Total Request Live." How else to count down to an Uber-viral remix of RHOSLC? She realizes the best way to pay tribute to these legends is with the mastermind behind said prestige work of art, T. Kyle (producer, content creator, and host of the pod "Legends Only"). They fly commercial from midtown Manhattan to the cloffice (the only...

The journey continues. On Part 2, Sarah unpacks a moment by moment RHONY finale deep dive, Brynn's distorted version of events in a post-finale interview with Rolling Stone (inc. moments that gave Sarah extra side-eye), Erin's response, and more. The RHONY reboot was supposed to return the franchise to a non-toxic form, and spoiler alert, it ended in Chernobyl - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 634! Par...

Sarah watches the RHONY finale and immediately is filled with so much anger she becomes the secret ingredient in the next round of Ubah Hot. Bewildered, frustrated, and filled with yes, just a wee bit of rage, she takes to the cloffice for a 193-hour deep dive. Part 1: a profound misinterpretation of what qualities as entertainment, Bravo's wildly irresponsible lack of care for its audience, Sarah...

Sarah hops on a Q train (destination listed as 'hell' on her DVR), and sees a poster asking residents to get involved when someone breaks the law: "if you see something, say something." Inspired and activated by an obvious call to action against New New York, she invites over fellow RHONY activist, Alison Leiby. They leave their pitchforks outside the cloffice door, and discuss a true 'come to Jes...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part supersized episode, Sarah and AG guest co-host Abbey Bonadies (content creator and brand marketing strategist) discuss Whitney's excellent work avenging her own company's misfire, a closer look at the epic text drags, how to criticize a Housewife you may hold dear while acknowledging it's high time for them to be dragged (bcc: Kyle), Boz's co...

Sarah goes to lunch as the honorary 9th Lisa. After throwing on a brunette wig entirely similar from her roots (she's a *dark blonde,* ok? A dark blonde), and clipping tags from her clothes because she's pretty sure Nordstrom will still accept the return, she realizes the best dish is one best served piping hot - like the SLC finale, current BH drama, and series finale of New New York. So she welc...

Sarah takes an Uber Pool with Moses to schlep back the 10 Commandments in time for the Salt Lake City finale. She reads one of the biggies, "thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor," and texts it to Whitney in case she decides to move, "thou shalt not murder" to Angie in advance of that "banana peel" example, "you shall not make false idols" to Brittani about herself, and saves the...