Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah realizes a Carlton Gebbia Google Alert is no longer enough of astrological meaning to be found, especially as her version of moon/sun/rising is a combo of Shannon/Kyle/Dolo/Garcelle x2. Thrilled to connect her Bravoholic stars with the ones in us all, she invites over a true professional for thoughts on all things Bravo, astrology, and LVP: Ally Lewber (Vanderpump Rules alum, host of the pod...

Sarah watches the season premiere of Love Hotel, and thinks to herself, 'is this heaven on earth and how did I know it would include Shan.' She thanks the son, moon, and stars above for such a blessed television experience, coupled with the ongoing holy trinity: The Valley, Atlanta, and Things Relating to Kyle. Realizing this is the foundation of a dream episode, she Zooms up one of her dream Brav...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part mention it all, Sarah and AG guest cohost Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo (content creator and podcast host, "High & Low") mention it all: Jax and Brittany's on-and-off camera volatility, if/when Jax's violent mood swings will become too much for for show, measuring line-crossing in a universe that embraces toxicity in most (all?) forms, Janet...

Sarah watches The Valley and thinks to herself, "the next time Tobes asks if I'm dating anyone, Imma send her the last 10 min of this ep." It's a big ol' left swipe for Jax, is it not? She realizes the best community service she can give is an epic deep dive with a fellow truth sayer, bad guy slayer, and TV version of "The Last of Us" game player, Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo (content creator and pod...

The journey continues. Over the course of this epic two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Rafi D'Angelo (writer, overpricedvodka.com) mention it all: the death of Pope Francis, spoiler culture for appointment TV (soft, gentle parenting-style spoiler of "The Last of Us"), differences of opinion about Garcelle's time on RHOBH (and a nuanced look at Dorit's microaggressions amid the unwelcome environ...

Sarah watches Kenya's Youtube drop and books herself an appointment at Kenya Moore Hair Spa, because that production quality was a blowout. She twirls on over to the cloffice, where she's joined by one of her fave friends-of, Rafi D'Angelo (writer, overpricedvodka.com). They have an epic two-part deep dive, including the death of Pope Francis, spoiler culture for appointment TV (soft, gentle paren...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part mini episode, Sarah unpacks the cast's befuddled reaction to Garcelle's quiet quit/mention of "grace," Erika's rumination and lack thereof about Tom's guilt/"incompetence," Dorit's refusal to apologize for the 'jokes' about Sutton's drinking, and Kyle's explanation of where things stand with her family and uncertain future on the franchise. K...

Sarah watches Garcelle's exit interview - aka part 3 of the RHOBH reunion - and immediately says grace. "Dear Lord/Andy Cohen - Happy Easter and Passover, btw, and ya know, Saturday, etc - I have a wee bit of gratitude, but also, many, many concerns." She realizes she also has a few effs left to give, so she heards into the cloffice for a late Friday night deep dive: the cast's befuddled reaction...

The journey continues for Sarah and AG guest cohost Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator). Over the course of this epic two parter, they discuss discrepancies in accountability on Summer House, Atlanta, and BH, the (since proven fake) takedown from Bethenny to Gia (who wrote it, and do they know Carole), Carl's yearning desire to be seen as a success, whether Summer House’s mu...

Sarah watches the newest episode of Summer House and immediately Postmates 8 lemons and a bowl to Lil's Carl breakup shiva call. She puts a Yahrzeit candle in a Del's lemonade (real ones know), and realizes the best way to commemorate Carl and Lil's forever love, because DVR, is with a deep dive. So she invites Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator) back to the cloffice, where...

The journey continues for Sarah and AG guest co-host Evan Real (senior TV reporter, PageSix.com. co-host of "Virtual Reali-tea" and "Page 6 Radio" on Sirius XM). Over the course of this two-parter, they deep dive headline news about LVP from Bravolebs and a former producer (not exactly a mazel of the day), Craig's revealing Southern Charm reunion, Lil's lemon surprise on Summer House, Evan's dream...

Sarah recites her Bravoholics pledge of allegiance: I pledge allegiance, to "for more information, please visit BravoTV.com, and to the republic, of which it sometimes stands, one nation, under Andy Cohen, very divisible, with liberty and justice for almost no one, which is why I still tune in." She watches Kenya's last episode of RHOA this season (....and maybe more?), and realizes her own Housew...

Sarah is joined by recent AG guest co-host and her Bravoholic bestie, Dylan Hafer (director of entertainment content at Betches Media, host of "Mention It All," and creator of @BravoByBetches, aka SBBD). They unpack the devastating Netflix limited series, "Adolescence," the story of a British adolescent accused of murdering a classmate. They discuss production's decision to film each episode in en...

In advance of tonight's White Lotus season finale (naur!), Sarah and AG guest co-host Louis Staples deep dive their hopes, dreams, and nightmares of what the finale might bring: why they share a mutual affection for season 3 (unlike some criticism about its pace), the childhood trauma that has made Sarah especially insane when it comes to spoilers (a word she uses interchangeably with "clues," and...

The journey continues. Sarah and AG guest co-host Louis Staples continue their wide ranging two-part deep dive: gender dynamics around who gets 'permission' to change, how Bravo's interest in protecting its brand conflicts with unanswered questions about PK and Dorit's finances, initial impressions of Erika's "interesting" zinger at Garcelle, a cast-wide focus on selective, strategic empathy, Kyle...

Sarah watches part 1 of the hopefully 1 part RHOBH reunion, and immediately clenches every muscle in her body and those closest to her apartment building, block, neighborhood, borough, coast, country, and hemisphere. She launches herself into space, fueled by some true WTF energy, and even though she aimed for the moon, landing near one of her Bravoholic pals is a true gold star: writer Louis Stap...

The journey continues. Over this wild and jam-packed 2.5 hour mini episode (a true AG classic): Emily's awkward interaction with Rebecca Minkoff (is there any other kind) at the RHONY premiere event, a mutual therapy session/rage room about Garcelle's RHOBH legacy being under attack, the stinging truth behind Erika Jayne aka "it's expensive to be me" in all the ways that matter, Atlanta's continue...

Sarah starts her Sunday - hours before ATL's wild AF ep, unpacked on a Patreon AG out now! - the best way she knows how: googling "what is a sun salutation and does 'hello' count." She realizes peace and zen are great, but the BH finale gave her the Sunday Scaries, and she needs to talk/vent it out. So she opens the cloffice doors to a new guest, and perpetual delight: producer and content creator...

Sarah finds out Garcelle is leaving RHOBH, and immediately lights a memorial candle for next season, and her heart. After mourning the loss and celebrating a Housewife choosing herself, and rage-spiraling over the wild post-finale WWHL that followed, she heads to the cloff for a meditation/mediation between dueling points of view. Among her RHOBH mention it all: Erika's continuously frustrating pa...

The journey continues. Sarah and AG guest cohost Alison Leiby (writer, comedian, and cohost of the pod Ruined) continue to deep dive Southern Charm and Summer House. On part 2: past and present tension between Kyle and Hannah (and Craig and Paige and Amanda), a consistent dismissal of Giggly Squad’s success by male Bravolebs, West and Jesse's continued bromance (and the absolute car crash that is...

Sarah boards a Jitney to the Hamptons, armed with a 6-pack of Loverboy and a map to the house drawn by Jesse himself. After following a path for miles she realizes she's actually landed in an alternate space and time somewhere in Charleston, where she's greeted by Bailee, Gaston, and a variety of Summer House and Southern Charm tertiary characters. She realizes this is a sign from the good lord ab...

Inspired by RHOA and absolutely not a certain RHONJ's checking account, Sarah schleps to Balmain to see if there's a (vegan) hotdog x waffle x handbag collab she can purchase for the cloff. After being told her cackle is priceless but not valued at $30,000 per charitable cocktail, she realizes the next best gift is a convo with her Bravoholic BFF, Dylan Hafer (director of entertainment content at...

The journey continues. Sarah and AG guest cohost Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo (content creator and host of the pod "High & Low") shift gears to RHOA, as they deep dive Shamea and Shadina's conversation about Black maternal health and mortality, Drew's seeming plan to film with Dennis (and Porsha's fourth-wall break), friendship tension between Shamea and Porscha, the immersive experience that is...

Sarah watches the newest episodes of Beverly Hills and Atlanta and says a thankful prayer to Saint Lucia, patron saint of sandy beaches and good content, for the gift of good TV. Inspired by Boz's stewardship of the cast trip - and being a true friend holding Dorit to account - Sarah Zooms up one of her Bravoholic besties to set sail on some stormy, but always sassy, seas: Bravo Bravo Ducking Brav...

Sarah celebrates St. Patrick's Day the best way she knows how: by playing Shannon Beador "Top O' The Morning" clips on a loop for 6 hours, and drinking in the joy, the humor, the light that was part 3 of the Potomac reunion. She may have been under the weather, but in the words of Stacey Rausch quoting Maya Angelou in the absolute wildest moment possible: "still I rise." And so have some thoughts...