Andy Champagne

Andy From 5 to 7

Comedy EN ↓ 63 episodes

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Author

Andy Champagne

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Oct 23, 2026

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Episodes

You Met Me A Very Gassy Time In My Life 23.10.2026

In this episode, I mostly take questions and topics from the very intelligent 5to7'ers. Lots of good questions on this episode, from topics such as hallways to Scooby-Doo. Tune in to this episode to experience an orgasmic level of intellect like never before. THANKS FOR WATCHING Sharon if you're reading this please let me see my kids.

My Proctologist Told Me I'm His Favorite Patient 16.10.2026

On this episode, I discuss a wide variety of topics such as - Why comedy has no place on SNL - The benefits of legalizing cocaine in a capitalist society - The reason why churches are seeing an increase in attendance AAAAAAAAND MUCH MORE!!!!!  THANKS FOR LISTENING!

The Goys Are Back in Town 09.10.2026

Welcome back to another episode of the most popular and intellectual podcast, according to Forbes magazine.  On this episode, I take a plethora of educational questions from the 5to7'ers and also discuss topics such as whether you should give a home run ball to a child, why you shouldn't masturbate on airplanes, and why you should create a hostile home environment for your children... AA...

Drinkin' Jack All By Myself, He's Choosin' Chatham-Kent Ontario I Can Tell 02.10.2026

On this episode I discuss the Christa Pike failed executions and why we should go back to the electric chair, I question the career paths of police sketch artists and why it would suck not to be able to frame your drawings at home, and I dip into the Cornell case, and much MORE!!!! TUNE IIIIINNNNNN RATE AND REVIEW THE SHOW IF YOU CAN PLEASE!

L. Ron Chuba Hubbard 25.09.2026

On this episode i talk about the Western Massachusetts COVID lesbian bar, why some disorders are strictly for rich people, what the future holds for Clavicular AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!! sit back, kick back, close your eyes even if you're driving, and enjoy the show!

( . 人 . ) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) 17.09.2026

On this episode I discuss the 10 minute time limit  NYC public toilets, the Hyrox diarrhea scandal, the problems with beastiality, and what I would do if I was a twin... AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!!!! TUNE IN FOR A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTION AND INTELLIGENCE !!!

Executive, Judicial, Michelle 10.09.2026

HELLO EVERYBODY!!!  Thanks to those who listen to the pod!! on this sode I mostly take questions from the 5-7ers that have a wide range of topics, from ADHD to playing Marry Fuck Kill with Casey Anthony, Karen Reid, and Lindsay Clancy! AND MUCH MORE!!!!  SHIRTS AVAILABLE @ from5to7.com !!!  rate and review the show if you can it means a lot.

Tiny Dick Concert 26.08.2026

On this epi I talk about my invention that will help get drug addicts sober, why you should be allowed to draw a weapon on someone wearing Meta glasses, why NFL owners go to Ohio to have sex with prostitutes, and I take a deep dive into why the Eiffel Tower is the only monument that has a sex position named after it... AND MUCH MORE.  Tune in for some hard-hitting political discussions!

WNBA Youngboy 14.08.2026

I take questions from the 5 to 7'ers, and talk about a wide variety of topics, from inclusion in the WNBA to why having diarrhea is actually really nice... AND MUCH MORE!! SHIRTS STILL AVAILABLE @ from5to7.com !!!

Melanoma Garciaparra 06.08.2026

This is an action-packed episode with a wide array (Liotta) of topics that may be too intellectual for some viewers. On this sode I discuss why sex rehab doesn't work and would actually make me more horny, the proper writing format for manifestos, why using Ancestry.com will stop me from committing violent crimes, farting on Flock cameras, and I discuss a conspiracy theory that will blow the...

Suspect Is Still at Medium 30.07.2026

On this epi I discuss why voting for another man for president is like getting cucked, why we need to start banning vintage clothing stores, how homeless people have more stuff than they used to, AND A LOT MORE!!! TUNE IN shirts available at from5to7.com

Champagne Supernovacaine 17.07.2026

On this episode, I take more questions from the 5-7'ers, I also discuss the Diarrhea epidemic that is sweeping the nation, and I do the last part of this episode post-dentist appointment with half my face numb from the novocaine #warrior shirts are currently on sale head to from5to7.com to snag one before theyre gone!

Love Peninsula 10.07.2026

On this episode I discuss why my biggest fear as a parent would be having a kid who watches twitch/kick streams, why Love Island should adopt the electoral college for their voting, what people should know before transitioning into a man, and A LOT MORE!!!  WARNING: this episode's content is for extremely intellectual people only. Listen at your own risk!

I Had Sex With My Waymo Driver 02.07.2026

I talk about pickleball centers closing, why teachers always tell their students they'll never amount to anything, and I take questions from the 5-7ers that spark a lot of intellectual and educated opinions.  TUNE IN!!!!

Gimme The Cleat Boys and Free My Sole 18.06.2026

this episode i mainly take questions from the beautiful 5-7ers as well as discuss things like cottage cheese, Juneteenth and raves.  TUNE IN!!!!!!

2 Girls World Cup 11.06.2026

I just watched the first game of the World Cup and had a few-  I went on a few rants and talked about pressing matters.  Tell your friends to listen!!!! And please rate the show if you haven't yet! *bit of an audio issue, will be fixed next epi*

Brazilian Fork Lift 04.06.2026

On this episode, I discuss Segregation, Mormons in our society, the decline of the Findom fetish in today's struggling economy, and MUCH MORE!!!  Some critics (you don't know them they go to a different school) are saying this is the greatest piece of content since the Geneva Convention.  TUUUUUUUUUUUNE IN!

BetterHelp. Better Pizza. Papa Johns. 21.05.2026

I take questions on this episode and discuss topics such as:  - Why I always wanted asthma - Why men put their coats over puddles for women - How to deal with being dead inside AND MUCH MORE!!! TUNE IN 

Honey, I Mogged the Kids 14.05.2026

On this episode, I discuss ways to make prison more fun, why its awkward to ask for reward money, and are anvils used for anything other than dropping it on coyotes? and much more!!!!! TUNE IN!!!!

Native American Pale Ale 30.04.2026

What do we brush our teeth before the dentist? WHY!!!! I talk about this and other topics as well as take questions from the 5 to 7'ers!!! TUUUNE IN

Affidavit Ortiz 09.04.2026

I start this episode off by taking questions from the millions (and millions) of listeners. After that, I get into some different topics like why I'll never become a serial killer, why raising the retirement age doesn't bother me, and why I don't trust people that listen to Jack Johnson...aaaaaaaaaaaaâaaaaaand more! shirts still available @ 5to7.com !!!! Don't forget to rate th...

The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla 27.03.2026

On this episode i discuss why the Bachelorette should still air this season, why I wouldn't want to meet Chapelle Roan as my make-a-wish if I was a kid with cancer, and why you should ask what your country can do for you, not what you can do for your country...AAAAAAAANDDDDDD MOOREEEEEEEE

George Strait of Hormuz 19.03.2026

on this sodey i talk about a lot of things, why sober people who go to bars scare me, why Catholicism is way better than other religions and why people who pay for assisted suicide are stupid... AND MOOOOORRRREEE Thanks to everyone who rates the show and listens!

Tax Return of the Jedi 06.03.2026

I talk about why marriage counseling is a scam, why I never want to be waterboarded and I discuss in depth about which political party has crazier sex.  WARNING: This podcast is extremely intellectual and may not be suitable for everyone.  shirts still availy on the website 5to7.com

Hole Foods 25.02.2026

On this episode I talk why Whole Foods sucks, Kash Patel in the USA locker room, Kim Jung Un getting reelected, why people need to stop throwing zyns in urinals,  and much more!!!! shirts are still available @ 5to7.com !!!!

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