Andy Champagne

Andy From 5 to 7

Comedy EN ↓ 51 episodes

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Author

Andy Champagne

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Love Peninsula 10.07.2026

On this episode I discuss why my biggest fear as a parent would be having a kid who watches twitch/kick streams, why Love Island should adopt the electoral college for their voting, what people should know before transitioning into a man, and A LOT MORE!!!  WARNING: this episode's content is for extremely intellectual people only. Listen at your own risk!

I Had Sex With My Waymo Driver 02.07.2026

I talk about pickleball centers closing, why teachers always tell their students they'll never amount to anything, and I take questions from the 5-7ers that spark a lot of intellectual and educated opinions.  TUNE IN!!!!

Gimme The Cleat Boys and Free My Sole 18.06.2026

this episode i mainly take questions from the beautiful 5-7ers as well as discuss things like cottage cheese, Juneteenth and raves.  TUNE IN!!!!!!

2 Girls World Cup 11.06.2026

I just watched the first game of the World Cup and had a few-  I went on a few rants and talked about pressing matters.  Tell your friends to listen!!!! And please rate the show if you haven't yet! *bit of an audio issue, will be fixed next epi*

Brazilian Fork Lift 04.06.2026

On this episode, I discuss Segregation, Mormons in our society, the decline of the Findom fetish in today's struggling economy, and MUCH MORE!!!  Some critics (you don't know them they go to a different school) are saying this is the greatest piece of content since the Geneva Convention.  TUUUUUUUUUUUNE IN!

BetterHelp. Better Pizza. Papa Johns. 21.05.2026

I take questions on this episode and discuss topics such as:  - Why I always wanted asthma - Why men put their coats over puddles for women - How to deal with being dead inside AND MUCH MORE!!! TUNE IN 

Honey, I Mogged the Kids 14.05.2026

On this episode, I discuss ways to make prison more fun, why its awkward to ask for reward money, and are anvils used for anything other than dropping it on coyotes? and much more!!!!! TUNE IN!!!!

Native American Pale Ale 30.04.2026

What do we brush our teeth before the dentist? WHY!!!! I talk about this and other topics as well as take questions from the 5 to 7'ers!!! TUUUNE IN

Affidavit Ortiz 09.04.2026

I start this episode off by taking questions from the millions (and millions) of listeners. After that, I get into some different topics like why I'll never become a serial killer, why raising the retirement age doesn't bother me, and why I don't trust people that listen to Jack Johnson...aaaaaaaaaaaaâaaaaaand more! shirts still available @ 5to7.com !!!! Don't forget to rate th...

The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla 27.03.2026

On this episode i discuss why the Bachelorette should still air this season, why I wouldn't want to meet Chapelle Roan as my make-a-wish if I was a kid with cancer, and why you should ask what your country can do for you, not what you can do for your country...AAAAAAAANDDDDDD MOOREEEEEEEE

George Strait of Hormuz 19.03.2026

on this sodey i talk about a lot of things, why sober people who go to bars scare me, why Catholicism is way better than other religions and why people who pay for assisted suicide are stupid... AND MOOOOORRRREEE Thanks to everyone who rates the show and listens!

Tax Return of the Jedi 06.03.2026

I talk about why marriage counseling is a scam, why I never want to be waterboarded and I discuss in depth about which political party has crazier sex.  WARNING: This podcast is extremely intellectual and may not be suitable for everyone.  shirts still availy on the website 5to7.com

Hole Foods 25.02.2026

On this episode I talk why Whole Foods sucks, Kash Patel in the USA locker room, Kim Jung Un getting reelected, why people need to stop throwing zyns in urinals,  and much more!!!! shirts are still available @ 5to7.com !!!!

Please, Call Me Al. Mr Qaeda Was My Father 05.02.2026

on this episode i take questions for the majority of the show, I got a good chunk and some were good so thank you. I talk about why murderers should always be given the possibility of parole, the Epstein files, I rate the top 5 Jeff's of all time (i could only think of 2) and MUCH more!!! enjoy this episode and remember T shirts are always available on my site 5to7.com thanks for listening an...

Mary Baker Eddy Guerrero 21.01.2026

Why are haircuts so expensive? What happens if I drink the blue liquid at barbershops? Is there more to life than this? I discuss these hard-hitting questions on todays episodes and MORE!

Along Came Polyamorous 13.01.2026

I am extremely under the weather this week but i battled through it for the love of the game. I take riveting questions from the listeners, where we discuss everything from Venezuela to Bonnie Blue. Tune into this episode and be enlightened. Shirts are still available at from5to7.com!!!!

Mike The Situationship 05.01.2026

It took me a bit to get back in the swing of things.  I ease into this episode a bit more than usual, but I discuss some extremely important topics like Venezuela and what toilet seats are my favorite. AND much more!!! Tune in to find out! Glad to be back after a bit of a holiday break. Thank you for listening!

Microsoft Incel 12.12.2025

yahoo! welcome back to another episode. I take the listeners' questions and we get into the deep and daunting chasms of the human psyche. I pitch my idea for a new coffee chain, and discuss the concerning amount of money the united states citizens pay for Onlyfans and much more! tune in insta: andychamps twitter: champagneanyone

Keep Your Friends Close and Your Roommates Back in Boulder 05.12.2025

i take questions from the lovely listeners to start - then i talk the difference between men and women when it comes to mounting TVs - why are bars the only industry that has rooftops? - who my first jail phone call would be to and lots more!!!! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT  SHIRTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE AT FROM5TO7.COM!!!!

I'll Try Anything In A Small Town Once 20.11.2025

- What is the point of medication commercials? - How to make prisons more fun for prisoners - Anger management classes - What mob bosses say when they make their beds - Hitler's micro penis AND MUCH MORE!!! SHIRTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE @ from5to7.com !!!!

#OpenToTwerk 14.11.2025
Panic! At The Discourse 31.10.2025

I discuss why younger people are becoming more religious, why teachers need to stop filming tiktok content, and what halloween costumes people will dress as this year that will get them fired from their jobs. This episode gets a bit Kevin Duranty at times. ENJOY AND T SHIRTS STILL AVAILABLE AT FROM5TO7.COM

7 Deadly Zyns 24.10.2025

i talk about the 7 deadly sins, halloween and christmas lights, how hard it was to research things back in the day, and why there aren't any overweight super heroes.  I also take some questions from a couple 5 to 7'ners. ENJOY SHIRTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE AT FROM5TO7.COM

No Kings Hawaiian Rolls 17.10.2025
DaBaby's Shoes For Sale, Never Worn 10.10.2025

On this sode i talk about the Progressive commercials where people become their parents, why I hate people that climb Everest, and why I know for a fact that circumcisions don't cause autism. TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!!!

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