Andrew's Monologues

Chief Whip 28.02.2026 5:05 ↓

Send us Fan Mail It's all new for a recently elected MP. Not to worry, the Chief Whip has plenty of experience in every aspect of becoming a successful politician!!

Waste Water 10.05.2025 5:32 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Geraldine takes me from my job in waste water to a new life as an entrepreneur, although the transformation is not without its difficulties. This five minute episode is not to be missed!

Never Go To Sea Without A Vest 14.04.2025 2:18 ↓

Send us Fan Mail An unfortunate turn of events means our intrepid sailor becomes a local hero - at least for a while...

The Night Before Census 20.12.2024 3:10 ↓

Send us Fan Mail A new take on the familiar Christmas Story. Happy Christmas!!

Stella's Day Out 08.10.2024 4:40 ↓

Send us Fan Mail I'd heard that dogs could help people who might be experiencing anxiety or stress. So, I decided to take my Cocker Spaniel - Stella - to visit our local old folks home.  It didn't quite work out as I expected. We won't be visiting again.

Living The Life (Audio) 01.08.2024 1:27 ↓

Send us Fan Mail So you have a dog and think you are in charge? If your dog is anything like mine, then think again!!!  See the video of Olive our cockapoo on X: @andrewsmonologs 

Anger Management 23.07.2024 4:22 ↓

Send us Fan Mail It was the final straw: Limoncella's temper was too much for me...

My Sister's Grudge 28.06.2024 5:47 ↓

Send us Fan Mail After a family argument, trying to make amends doesn't always go as we would hope.

Short Notice 20.05.2024 4:56 ↓

Send us Fan Mail After receiving the worst news from my Doctor, I find out that someone close to me is looking forward to me passing on what little money I have. I need to manage her expectations!!!

Ski Trip 07.05.2024 3:40 ↓

Send us Fan Mail First time skiing? How embarrassing can a holiday be???

Red Pepper 21.04.2024 3:38 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Sailing misadventures in a very small boat - preparation is the key but not in this case! But all's well that ends -  in a domestic!!!!

Auntie's Dressing Gown 08.04.2024 4:56 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Hospital visiting time chaos when yours truly is asked to deliver a dressing gown to a sick aunt...

Social Secretary 27.03.2024 4:04 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever tried to organise a social event with work colleagues? It can be a complete nightmare - it certainly was for me!!!

Air Steward 11.03.2024 5:20 ↓

Send us Fan Mail A pre take-off incident is problematic for a new steward!

A Picture Of Ethel 04.03.2024 2:24 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Is your granny anything like mine?

Volunteering 19.02.2024 4:50 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Not everything is as it seems in the vaccination centre!

Frosty Relations 19.02.2024 2:10 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Dealing with an unfaithful husband...

Blind Date 19.02.2024 5:18 ↓

Send us Fan Mail A five minute tale about a first blind date...

Flying Solo 19.02.2024 5:19 ↓

Send us Fan Mail A stag party visit to Spain gets complicated...

Steamrollered 18.02.2024 5:12 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Relationships at work can be hard. Sometimes it's necessary to devise the perfect crime, but will it work?

A Bacon Sandwich 18.02.2024 5:34 ↓

Send us Fan Mail A series of ill-advised relationships result in a whole load of trouble...