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Should we all be hit in the head by a hammer once a year? What did Charlie learn from his 21 day meditation course? Is the first name 'White' a suitable premise for a TV sitcom? And why are there so many camels in Australia? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

In an episode clearly affected by the recent heatwave, the boys seemingly decide to ignore the topic of money and instead set up a side-hustle podcast called “Desert Island Crisps”, debate whether a bath is the opposite of a boat and discuss Charlie’s attempts to get children to appear in a TikTok video. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestion...

Should we all live in bubbles? Did Charlie kidnap a man? Was Andrew wrong to be naked in a shared house kitchen? Is Sim Jae-duck himself, a toilet? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: / andrewandcharlie

Charlie messaged Lionel Messi when he was 18, there’s a bog snorkelling world championship in Wales and a wife carrying championship in Finland.  For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here:   / andrewandcharlie   FOLLOW US ON: @AndrewandCharlie_Investigate @andrewkirwancomedy@charlie.charles.charlie

The boys spend a significant amount of time discussing dodgy teachers, recap the worst thing that Andrew has ever said, consider why it’s difficult to imagine Donald Trump using a biro and go through some of their childhood writing For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys uncover a worrying conspiracy, discuss Andrew’s lumps, consider whether they’d like to be frozen and suggest that we stop putting teeth in people’s eyes. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

Should Royal Navy ads be targeted toward 16th century pirates? Are the mysterious sea people boring? What is a spleen? Why has Charlie got back into shoplifting? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys get a very important first guest into the studio whilst discussing the historical development of magic over millennia and Charlie eating only broccoli for breakfast For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys discuss Andrew’s youth karate experience whilst Charlie alienates members of a boxing club by being weird. They continue their deep dive into the world of ants and consider which one of them would win in a fight

Andrew takes a call with Farmer Eustace to discuss the changing landscape of modern farming. Charlie defends his desire for breastmilk. The boys then chart the troubling rise of Nazi Cows and the international power of Old MacDonald. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys discuss their idea for a last supper restaurant and answer questions such as: Is it possible to trust blind people when we can’t see them? And does wanting an olive make you a cannibal? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

Is revenge a dish best served cold or should we pop it back in the microwave for a bit? An important woman is scandalously silenced, Charlie encourages old testament vigilantism and we crown Miss Revenge 2024. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys discuss how to modernise the circus, Charlie is rude to some freaks, they analyse the horrible tale of an elephant being hung and have a long misunderstanding about the purpose of the Association of Circus Proprietors of Great Britain. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewa...

Do animals think cars are animals? Is a pot of hummus a vehicle? Should we combine showers and cars? Charlie teaches Andrew how to drive. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

Would you prefer to fight an army of Paul Hollywoods or an army of paraplegics? How can we improve military recruitment slogans? How can we enlist River Trolls to help deceive the enemy? And what can we learn from our childhood experiences of breakdancing? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon...

In their most non-sensical episode yet, the boys attempt to discuss trees whilst answering questions such as: How many of the tallest dwarfs is the biggest tree? Is it worse f*cking a tree or a car? Is there such a thing as human race of giants? Does living in a tree house mean you have to eat tree? They also get their first guest on. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, gr...

Would putting on an intergalactic talent show help appease malevolent aliens? Are we all just in a giant bowl of pasta being consumed by a large entity? Are alien abduction stories just excuses for men who have masturbated? Would having sex with an Alien ruin your wedding day? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon...

In this week’s episode the boys spend most of their time defining what a holiday is, asking important questions such as: can you go on holiday to your living room and is it possible to stay attached to your mother’s umbilical cord until you’re 21? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andr...

CHARLIE IS STUCK IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF WAR SO WE COULDN'T RECORD A FRESH EPISODE! We're releasing a Patreon episode for free this week in place of the main. We are VERY sorry about this, we love you all and will be back to regular programming next week. The boys discuss another disastrous weekend for Charlie, why old people's chairs are so important, the Epstein files* and Charlie&#3...

The boys discuss how their dead bodies would be more use to a war effort than their alive ones, what could get done with an invisible penis, they dive into Charlie’s short lived modelling career and finally settle whether or not babies have the ability to breathe underwater. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon he...

The boys discuss whether there should be a Nintendogs for our inner demons, Charlie’s visit to just outside of the Coronation Street set, they each create new monsters for the modern world and decide which mythical beast is the most desirable. Their pieces take us inside Andrew’s bedroom and raising a baby monster. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic...

In their dumbest episode yet, the boys discuss: Can you make a cloud in your bedroom? How can we make weather discussion more interesting? Does everyone want to be struck by lightning? Why are Frognados so prolific? They also exhibit some of their most bizarre pieces which take us into a shop selling Charlie Milner’s and a particularly rainy day. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice...

What in the world does the person at the bottom of the double luge do? Are all snowboarders good for nothing weed-smoking teenagers? Why is everyone meaner in the snow? And the boys turn their haters into Diesel fuel. The pieces take us down the ice track and into a troubling new obsession within a relationship. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic su...

Could we save the high street with holograms? Is it acceptable to fondle avocados in Tesco? Does Charlie live in a Londis? What would a Moonpig shop look like? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

Are volcanoes insecure or horny? Could volcanoes take us to space? Can you swim under Britain? Would Charlie have been a top graffiti artist in Pompeii? The pieces take us into the final minutes before Pompeii’s explosion and a Volcano trying to become a man. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patr...