Andale Pues

Oye… ever just need to desahogarte before you snap? In this episode, we are coming in hot with a full-on vent session — and no se aguantaron nada. From chaotic school award ceremonies, moms showing up in corsets and stilettos, to TikTok chisme, influencer backlash, and even a nasty little toe fungus story… girl, it’s a ride. They keep it 100 about the exhaustion of being a mom in May (aka graduati...

In this episode we dive deep into the Diddy drama, court proceedings, and all the unimaginable things that have been exposed in court. We also dig into the James Charles and the Kayla Malecc story. We also have a serious question, why do people record themselves crying... we would like to know. Like what possesses you do so. You will love to stay and watch what our thoughts are. There is also a mo...

Man we were on one today!!! We went from mad and annoyed at women who boast about taking someone's husband, to emotional about what it's like raising girls, to mad and annoyed again at people asking dumb questions on the internet, to losing it over drivers not paying attention! 😂 So grab your preworkout & take us with you to the gym, or sit & hangout while you have your morning coffee, la comadre...

Friends what would you do if you had a friend that acts a total fool & wets her pants when ya'll go out?? If it's teenagers or super early 20's, we can understand. Anything older than that, absolutely not! This week we're diving into what it means to be a good friend, how can you be a good friend & why it's so HARD to make friends as an adult!! Jez shares a traumatic event that happened over the l...

Comadres when we say we have missed YALL, we are NOT exaggerating. For the past 7 months, we've talked about "when are we coming back, when can we come back" & we are finally able to make it happen. We wanted to give ya'll a super fun episode where we really give you a glimpse of who we are & how much we're really putting into this thing. This week we went in on talking about relationships & how t...

This week we are getting INTO it with all the juicy confessionals from behind Rose's salon chair! We've got a couple of cheating scandals, bi-sexuality (or is it), Jezabel freaking out over what seemed to be a "that's her" comment & ya'll we laugh & laugh & laugh in this episode! We also touch on some Christian Nodal lyrics, Pegging & what it means LMAO. It is one of our new favorites, for sure!!...

Good morning comadres & thank you for joining us for episode 18! In this episode we continue our discussion regarding inflation! We laugh really hard but also pose some very important questions that we need people who are smarter than us to answer! We touch a little of everything today, religion, cost of streaming services, relationship with God + we address the haters! Grab your cafecito & come h...

Buenos dias comadres & so glad you're here for episode 17 of your new favorite latina podcast! This week we went TF off honestly. Why is life so expensive? Why is everyone asking to be tipped for doing their job? Why are businesses charging us to use our preferred method of payment! Why do MLM's use such gross tactics? Nombre, ya estamos cansadas y aqui nos desahogamos! Ojala ya'll enjoy this epis...

Welcome to Episode 16!! In this episode we go into a little "get to know me" sesh with each other!! We talk about the Nara Smith movement, we blast ourselves with our most embarassing drunken stories, the types of volunteer moms that we are & we get a little emotional as we dig deep into some questions that we've always wondered about each other! As always, we had such a fun time & are full of lau...

This week we dive into ALLLLL the drama surrounding celebrities who can't keep it in their pants. Obviously they don't care what people like us are saying about them but it makes for a super fun discussion!! We laughed so hard during this episode so we hope you enjoy it as much as we did! Grab a drink because baby we are spilling all the tea!!

Join us this week for a Reddit Reads Part 2! Hear about how people admit they fake illnesses, a woman scorned but not really because she's happy, porn addiction & much more!!! We laughed & laughed during this episode so we hope you will too & that you enjoy it just as much as we do!

Andale Pues Podcast is BACK!! We took a tiny break because between both of our schedules May/June got nuts really quick. However it was a great break that allowed us to rest, re-charge, reset & bring the fire for you!! This week we dove into all things summer & covered a variety of topics like all-inclusives & if they're worth it (Spoiler Alert: YES!!!), VRBO's, Disneyworld, & some of the items on...

Welcome to episode 12 of your new favorite latina podcast!! Girl this week we dove into some rants that we've just been itching to get out into the world LOL. Tune in to listen to 14 things that we see maybe on a daily basis, things we're dealing with, rants about work, babymommas & MORE! Hopefully you find this as relatable & fun as we think it is!

We're back with an ICKS part 2!! Things that immediately make us go iccccckkkkk. Listen in to see if any of our icks match your icks! In this episode we'll discuss behaviors/words that make us cringe y que dan verguenza ajena. Give us your feedback because we really want to know, are we repunosas que no aguantan nada or are we just brave enough to say things out loud?

Ya'll this week was so much fun & we had so many laughs, you will LOVE hanging out with us in this episode! Welcome to Episode 10 of your favorite latina podcast, join us this week as we go through a reddit thread of some WILD confessions. Hear our very open thoughts on threesomes, our consejos on bad dates & why the internet stays wild. **Spoiler Alert: we're not afraid to share our honest though...

**Trigger Warning: domestic violence** Comadres, ya'll get ready because this one is HEAVY. (Jez here) As someone who has never personally had an experience with domestic violence, this was so tough for me to sit through because Rose shares her horrendous story on the hell she went through for 4 months in an abusive relationship. She dives into how it started, how she survived & how she got out al...

Welcome comadres! Have you ever seen those videos where people say their house is "lived in" & not aesthetic but in reality it's straight gross? Week old dishes in the sink, bathrooms a total disaster, dirty diapers in piles everywhere? Well have you ever noticed that a lot of times they also say "it's because I suffer from anxiety & depression" or "my mental health is in the dumps?" What do you t...

Buenos dias comadres, welcome to another week of hanging out with us. This week we're talking all about how society is glorifying toxicity & how we don't think it's ok. We dive into some of the things that we've seen firsthand in our relationships, other relationships & we also share some of our toxic traits. So agarren su cafecito y venganse al chisme because we KNOW ya'll have experienced some o...

Hi comadres! Come sit with us as we discuss las operadas trend, how much filler is too much filler, what it's like to be raising daughters in such a superficial world. Also, have you heard about the BBL smell? If you didn't, don't look it up & if you did, have you experienced it first-hand? We're going to get into all of it + Jez freestyles on accident but was SO sure she almost convinced Rose tha...

Welcome back amigas!! Today's convo is going to be a little tough but definitely relatable so grab your cafecitos & settle in! Throughout today's episode we are shedding light on toxic friend break-ups & knowing when it's time to let go. Also, Rose shares a hilarious story about how important it is to know the difference between a friend vs an acquaintance. Spoiler alert: a friend would NEVER blas...

Join us as we discuss why social media is NOT real & the importance of continuing to spread awareness about it. It's easy to think someone "has it all" from the outside but we never know what happens behind closed doors. We'll also talk about how important self-care is and how as moms and wives we can't let ourselves fall into the fodonga trap. Nos tenemos que banar, arreglar y hecharnos porra uno...

Wheezing, can't breathe, immediately ick, Absolutely not, this episode has it all!! Listen in to see if any of our icks match your icks! In this episode we'll discuss behaviors/words that make us go iiiiiiicccccckkkkkk! We had so much fun filming this, and regardless of the technical difficulties we know you'll definitely relate to some of these!

Hola comadres, welcome to your first episode of Andale Pues where we'll be telling you more about ourselves, how this podcast was born from voice notes & what you can expect to get out of spending some time with us!