and they were roommates

What’s up listeners!!! It’s your fav divas back at it again. On this week’s episode, the girls dabble with ASMR, content creation, and dating app life hacks. This episode is brought to you by the one and only, Taco Bell. Stay liberal, stay hot xoxo Abbey and Paige

I'm going to be honest, not a clue what we talked about, but only because I'm half a bottle of wine and one caramel espresso martini deep. Please accept our public apology. More to come next week. xoxox your fav broads

Hello fellow degenerates, long time no see. This week the girls discuss being in the pit, puking and pissing at school, and flirting with lead singers. We'd like to thank our lord and savior, Mr. Taco Bell himself for reviving our lost souls after a night of getting white girl wasted on a school bus. xoxo poopoo and doodoo :)

well well well folks, the girls get drunk this week with their first ever guest and dear friend, Terry. Apologies in advance if some parts make zero sense, as much had to be edited out since the girls don't have filters. Enjoy :) or don't idc

This week, Paige tells us about her wild night out and why alcohol is good for you. Abbey tried an experiment and is actually the stupidest girl in school. Sorry you haven't heard from us in weeks. We were praising Jesus our lord and savior for Easter. xoxo, Your favorite roommates

This week the girls are accompanied by special guest, Katie Gregson-MacLeod. We offer very scientific medical advice and unpack the reasons Abbey can’t score a husband. For the love of god, please protect yourself from the invasion of yeast. HOORAHRAH. Xoxo, Your favorite WLLs

Please tune into minute 42 for Paige’s public apology. The shit list is pretty long these days. Hot dog or walk? Stay tuned

In this week's episode the girls figure out how to use their mics properly, recap their 7th Shamrock Shuffle, discuss the Children Left Behind, and explain why you should immediately change your drawers after using the public city bus.

Just a reminder that even if your triglycerides are high, you are still OPTIMAL. Gym geriatrics are weird, Paige survived another year (barely), and I had a really deep therapy session. Xoxo, Abbey & Paige

In this week’s episode, we talk about the challenges of being women in STEM, how global warming is causing the rise of tsunamis at an alarming rate, and the study of genetics. Please Venmo us so we can afford a camcorder @Abbey-Flunker and @Paige-Pepper-1

The official REBRANDING you’ve all been waiting for. On this week’s episode, we talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ, why pre-marital sex is a sin, and suffering from marble mouth. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated. If you have topics you want us to cover or questions you want us to answer, drop them in the comments 👇🏼. Better quality mics coming soon 🫶🏻 Xoxo Peepee PooPoo & Doo...

Peepee PooPoo and DooDoo DaDa make a PooPoo PaPa. We recap the events that transpired on my day of birth celebration and relive our glory days when our friendship became official. Stay tuned, rebranding coming soon

Where the hell have I been loca? I’ve been busy doing absolutely nothing. Here is the depression lamp: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B12HM9M3?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

You will have LANCH and then you will go to school. Ethan if you’re reading this KNOCK IT OFF. Short kings are taking over the world

Vote like your rights depend on it, because they do. If I sound like a broken record, it’s because I am. Please vote and please vote correctly (not right).

I’ve made the discovery of a lifetime. Things were going great until one certain microphone died. Happy Halloween and don’t forget to practice safe fornication

Logan, if you’re reading this, please take me back. It’s been a month, but I’ve been going through some stuff so please, be gentle with me. Just a single mom trying to balance life. Xoxo more content coming soon

1/3 life updates, 1/3 complaining, 1/3 philosophical

Not a great episode, but 1,000 times better than the last one. Thank you for asking, I am not well. I’m getting a new roommate. Tooda loody loo

I speak at the pace of a sloth. 21 minutes you’ll never get back I’m warning you now. I’m a very anxious girl

How many times can I say refreshing in one story? Welcome back, Tessa. Glad to have you here

Tessa please listen. Also spoiler alert I forgot to come back

I’m not saying I’m right, but I’m not saying I’m wrong. Proceed with caution

It was girls weekend so shut the f*ck up. Please vote. Stop listening at approximately 20 minutes if you will be offended. Thx

My dreams are so weird and I am easily influenced