Ancient Slumber Podcast

Today is Friday the 13th and something is stirring...

In a shocking turn of events, the chaps return in their second show of the year and set about catching up on some of the franchise entries they missed during their hiatus, namely Wrong Turn , Texas Chainsaw Massacre , Hellraiser and Halloween Ends . Expect spoilers, some very harsh language and the usual silliness.

Here it is, folks. The long-awaited return of the chaps after a two-year hiatus and time has not softened them one bit. On this show Chris and Myron take a look at the first three seasons of the Creepshow TV series and also review the King on Screen documentary. Expect the usual spoilers and harsh language.

The chaps are back in town! Well, they're back behind their microphones after a lengthy hiatus where they discuss a few movies that were shown at this year's FrightFest, they brainstorm a found-footage serial killer idea, review indie arthouse movie Friend of the World and lay down their plans for the future of the show. There is plenty of laughter and merriment as Chris and Myron hook up...

A little later than planned, the chaps catch up with a few of the latest instalments from horror franchises they have already covered, including the world exclusive first coverage of what Myron thinks of Halloween 2018. Get ready for spoilers, bad language and Chris's attempt at an Irish accent.

The chaps are back after their summer break to have a look at Lucio Fulci's bonkers ' Gates of Hell'  trilogy as well as Chris going off on a rant about David Lynch fandom and Myron compares Fulci to Fleming (sort of). Expect lots of whimsy, rude words and some spoilers.

The chaps take on Death itself as they take a look at the  Final Destination  franchise thanks to a poll on the Facebook page. Expect lots of silliness, swearing and more than a few spoilers.

The chaps venture into the woods to open the Necronomicon and summon forth the Deadites to possess their souls... but even demons have limits! Yes, the listeners have spoken and the chaps tackle the iconic  The Evil Dead  franchise. Expect spoilers, drivel and coarse language.

The chaps take a long-awaited trip to the backwoods to experience the murder ride of Rob Zombie's ' Firefly Trilogy ', along with a few diet tips, a discussion about architecture and Chris's idea for Richard Brake's next career move. Expect spoilers, swearing and total nonsense as usual.

It has taken two long years but the chaps are finally at the end of their  Friday the 13th  retrospective as they take a look at the final four movies in the franchise, along with Chris's impression of Boris Johnson, Myron's mystery banging and all the usual fun and frolics. Expect spoilers, rude words and a total lack of control.

ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF THE KINGS! As the planet descends into chaos thanks to a virus the chaps return to the podcasting world after a long hiatus to hopefully add some fun and frolics to your self isolation. As well as catching up on a few titles from the past few months the guys discuss who should play Freddy Krueger in a potential Elm Street reboot, their favourite Stephen King adaptations and...

After a lengthy break Chris returns to the mic with special guest Gore Blimey from the Trilogy of Terro r podcast to discuss the latest movie in the  Halloween  franchise. Contains huge spoilers and a couple of probably unnecessary expletives.

After a spell away the chaps return to Camp Crystal Lake for part two of their Friday the 13th retrospective, looking at the much-maligned part five through to the equally maligned part eight, plus a review of Day of the Dead: Bloodline. Expect swearing and stupidity.

After a lengthy and unplanned hiatus the chaps return to the mic and catch up on what they've been watching for the past three months, give their top five releases of 2017 and discover that Myron cannot pronounce Udo Kier's name and Chris is not actually Aquaman. Contains some naughty words and possible spoilers.

On their two-year anniversary the chaps finally give in and tackle the daddy of all slasher franchises,  Friday the 13th , with a look at the first four movies in the series. Expect spoilers, Myron pronouncing living actors as dead and a whole host of buffoonery.

The chaps venture into the backwoods of West Virginia (or somewhere that looks like it) as they go head-to-head with Three Finger and his clan with a look at the  Wrong Turn  franchise. Expect spoilers, bad language and much merriment as the thought of a hillbilly fertility ritual almost gets too much for Myron.

A celebration tinged with sadness as by the time the chaps got to the third part of their George A. Romero zombie retrospective the great man passed away, so as well as taking a look at the three most notable remakes of Romero's zombie movies Chris and Myron give a little tribute to the legendary filmmaker. Expect the usual bumflufferies such as spoilers, harsh language and an unfortunate audi...

Part two of the George A. Romero  ...Dead  retrospective sees the chaps dissect the less popular second trilogy of zombie gut-munchers from the legendary director, namely  Land of the Dead ,  Diary of the Dead  and  Survival of the Dead . Expect spoilers, Myron's silly voice and the usual tomfoolery.

After a short break the chaps return with the first of three shows dedicated to the zombie movies of George A. Romero, with this one looking at his original groundbreaking trilogy of  Night of the Living Dead ,  Dawn of the Dead  and  Day of the Dead . Expect spoilers, swearing and the usual gibberish.

The chaps are joined by  Trilogy of Terror  Podcast host Gore Blimey as they dissect and discuss the controversial  Human Centipede  trilogy of movies. Expect spoilers, bad language and a rather large dollop of innuendo.

Chris and Myron return to Springwood armed with nothing but harsh language as they finish off their look at the A Nightmare on Elm Street series. Contains spoilers, the language of the guttersnipe and a couple of bloopers.

Time to tackle one of the big boys of horror as the chaps take a trip to Springwood and dissect the first four movies in the A Nightmare On Elm Street series. Contains a few spoilers and many an expletive.

On their first show of 2017 the chaps dissect the patchy  Pumpkinhead  series, review Asian horror epic  The Wailing  and generally act like a pair of buffoons, just for a change. Contains spoilers and cursing.

In the final show of the year, Chris and Myron run through their favourite movie releases of the year and discuss what they're looking forward to in 2017. Contains a few rude words but not as many as usual.

On their 20th show the boys do the show that Chris didn't want to do as Myron tries sell the idea of  Paranormal Activity  and found footage movies in general to a very sweary Horrorsmith. Strap in, folks, as this gets bumpy. Expect spoilers and the harshest language you've heard so far.