An Unexpected Podcast: Talkin' Tolkien

This episodes was recorded in Ohio, transported to Germany, edited and posted from the SHIRE ~ Cirencester, England! The stars are no longer the only lights in Middle-earth, and the Elves are no longer alone. This week, we dive into Chapter 12 of The Silmarillion , "Of Men." As the Sun first rises in the West, the second children of Ilúvatar awake in the far east of Hildórien. We discuss t...

In this episode, we break down  “Of the Sun and Moon and the Hiding of Valinor”  Tolkien's origin story of the Sun and the Moon and the Valar's collective response to refuse the death of hope, instead hoping against all hope for light to be rekindled and the world brought out of the domain of Morgoth- utter darkness. We see the power of Yavanna and Nienna as a single golden fruit from Laur...

In this episode, we break down  “Of the Sindar”  a chapter full of filling in the white spaces of the events in Beleriand and all Middle-earth for those elves who decided to stay: the twilight, the Grey Elves, the Sindar. We see the arrival of the Dwarves and get to marvel at their creations as well as collaboration with the Eldar- the pinnacle being the city of Menegroth- home of King Thingol and...

In this episode, we break down “Of the Flight of the Noldor,” one of the most tragic and defining chapters in The Silmarillion . After the Darkening of Valinor, the Noldor are driven by grief, pride, and vengeance—leading to rebellion, exile, and one of the most devastating moments in Tolkien’s legendarium. We explore: Fëanor’s influence and leadership The Oath of Fëanor and its consequences The r...

SPECIAL GUEST: In this episode, we dive into one of the most devastating and pivotal moments in Tolkien’s legendarium: The Darkening of Valinor from The Silmarillion . This chapter marks the destruction of the Two Trees, the rise of Morgoth’s power, and the beginning of the long darkness that shapes the fate of Middle-earth. Be sure to follow our guest: https://www.instagram.com/djlordoftherings/...

Stephen Colbert Is Making a Lord of the Rings Movie?! A brand new Lord of the Rings movie has been announced… and it might be the most unexpected project in Middle-earth history. Shadow of the Past brings together Peter Jackson, members of the original film crew, and—somehow—Stephen Colbert and his son. In this episode, we break down our initial reactions, what we know so far, and what this could...

Another Silly Silmarillion Solo venture- but this time, it's Lane battling the dimming light of his very own eyesight and the unrest of his mind (undiagnosed ADHD), as we all wait to see- can he actually navigate us through a chapter without the guidance of the Flannel Wizard? Only you will decide! Creation. Contrivance. Corruption. Chapter Seven has it all, as Fëanor, son of Finwë, greatest E...

We have another major addition to the conspiracy! Nienna and possibly Gandalf are involved this time ~ Join us as we dive into the story of Fëanor and the unbelievably short trial to unchain the Darkest Lord of all time lol ... We are also joined by our special guests, The Lords and Ladies of Gondolin: The House of Flour Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https:...

Before the wars, before the Silmarils, before the exile… there was Eldamar. In this episode, we step into the Blessed Realm itself — the shining lands of the Elves beneath the light of the Two Trees. But beneath the beauty, Tolkien quietly plants the seeds of one of the greatest tragedies in all of Middle-earth. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcirc...

In this episode, we journey into one of the most quietly powerful chapters of The Silmarillion : Of Thingol and Melian . This is the story where myth slows down and something rare happens — an Elf and a Maia meet beneath the stars, and Middle-earth is changed forever. But obviously we caught a whiff of some conspiracy stuff ... Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...

In this episode, we celebrate 8 years in a very unique way- giving you our "TOP 5" in everything from films and tv shows to local restaurants and dive bars! 8 years is far too short a time to spend amongst such excellent and admirable UPers... so let's just never stop then. What say you? Thank you for all of your support, for listening for near a decade, but most of all for becoming ou...

In this episode, we finally witness the arrival of the Children of Eru Illuvatar- but right from the start, Melkor sows deception and discord. Not only that, many elves go missing, only to be taken by Melkor- tortured and mutilated, they are transformed into an utter mockery and perversion (Orcs). With the Children in mortal danger, what are the Valar to do? After a quick council, it's decided...

In this episode, we return to the heart of Arda and explore one of the most beautiful contrasts in all of Tolkien’s legendarium: the brilliant craftsmanship of Aulë and the life-giving grace of Yavanna. Aulë, the Smith of the Valar, is restless with creativity — shaping mountains, forging the deep places of the earth, and longing for minds to teach. Yavanna, the Giver of Fruits, watches over every...

In this episode, we witness the beginning of days as the Valar and Maiar strive to bring the vision and music of Eru Illuvatar to life, while fending off the discord of Melkor relentlessly being woven into the alreay young world, as all await the arrival of the Children of the One. Join us as we journey chapter by chapter through  The Silmarillion —unraveling Tolkien’s myths, symbols, and hidden c...

In this episode, we explore the Valaquenta , and get to the know the Valar and Maiar a little better! But it's October 31st, so we've dressed for the occasion ... and Mor-goth has made an unexpected apperance to play a GAME with Blue Suit Andy Serkis ... Join us as we journey chapter by chapter through  The Silmarillion —unraveling Tolkien’s myths, symbols, and hidden connections to  The L...

In this episode, we explore Tolkien's letter 131 & The Ainulindalë , the opening chapter of The Silmarillion , where Tolkien’s world begins with music. Discover how Eru Ilúvatar and the Ainur sang creation into being, what the Flame Imperishable means, and how Melkor’s discord shaped Middle-earth’s destiny. Join us as we journey chapter by chapter through The Silmarillion —unraveling Tolki...

Part 1 - In this episode of An Unexpected Podcast, we embark on our new journey to cover the Silmarillion and march our way back through Tolkien's legendarium. We have a lot of catching up to do in this episode: Quick Council, Droppin Eaves (Rings of Power Season 3 News & the Hunt for Gollum news & speculation), and other corners of Middle Earth. In Part 2, we will be discussing Tolkie...

After the joy of LEP3 , we’re taking a moment to reflect on just how powerful and inspiring that celebration was. It felt like a shadow was lifted, and our hearts were truly healed by the laughter, fellowship, and love of Tolkien’s world. In this episode, we share how that experience reignited our passion and inspired us to bring this podcast into its full glory . And with fresh energy and new lig...

Welcome to LEP3, our Long Expected Party #3! We’re celebrating International Hobbit Day and, of course, Bilbo Baggins’ birthday with something truly special: a LIVE recording of Lord of the Rings trivia! PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/c/uptalkintolkien JOIN OUR FREE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/JgkhVdw Concerning Hobbits is NOW OUT! Please go take a listen and support your fellow Uppers! Follow...

Speak "Friend" and ENTER - It is time for LEP3 baby! Lane breaks down the schedule for September 19th - 21st ~ This will tell you exactly where Lane and Ez will be during the day, so that you can better plan your experience. We are excited to share what we have planned for the third Long Expected Party! We can't wait to see you there. It's going to be a blast! PATREON:  https://www...

Speak "Friend" and ENTER - It is time for LEP3 baby! Lane breaks down the schedule for September 19th - 21st ~ This will tell you exactly where Lane and Ez will be during the day, so that you can better plan your experience. We are excited to share what we have planned for the third Long Expected Party! We can't wait to see you there. It's going to be a blast! PATREON:  https://www...

Set sail with us in this Patron-exclusive deep dive as we explore one of Tolkien’s most underrated yet emotionally layered tales: Aldarion and Erendis from Unfinished Tales . In this episode, we break down the journey of Aldarion — prince, mariner, and conflicted heir to Númenor — as he navigates the treacherous waters of duty, love, and obsession with the sea. We also provide you guys with a bit...

Grab your walking stick and pack your second breakfast! In this special episode, A Middle Earth March through Mount Vernon , we are planning to celebrate National Hobbit Day with a cozy stroll through the Shire-like streets of our very own Mount Vernon. Whether you’re a Frodo fan, a Samwise fan, or just love the smell of pipe-weed and fresh-baked seed cake, this episode is for you. Follow Max: htt...

Ever wonder what it's really like behind the scenes of Superman (2025) ? In this episode, we talk to the stand-in for Rick Flag —someone who was on set for one of the biggest DCU films in years. From filming experiences to casting rumors and on-set energy, this insider gives us a rare peek behind the cape. GO FOLLOW MIKE: https://www.instagram.com/ironwolverinecosplay/ We also explore: His exp...

In this episode, we unravel the full story of King Thingol , also known as Elwë Singollo — the enigmatic Sindarin ruler of Doriath and one of the most influential Elves of the First Age. From his awakening at Cuiviénen , to his enchanted love for Melian the Maia , and the rise of the Hidden Kingdom of Doriath , we explore Thingol’s far-reaching impact on Middle-earth history. Discover his complica...