An Inconceivable Life

Went to a junk yard, basically finished my instrumental playlists, revamped my basement, joined a fake cult and got a personality test by a real cult. Discovered the horror of Jo-lean and did surprisingly better academically than I anticipated.

Agonising car repairs, lost my NZ necklace, created my instrumental playlists three times over! Also just a lot of good social events and meeting the science hippies.

So many super late nights, going up to the myers cabin, Caleb losing his teeth, a lot of painful mechanic work, and the death of both thomism and the MBTI. Quite an eventful life update.

My accidental lying tendencies, the ‘great’ wisdom of Christian science, soccer, airsoft, diffusing social awkwardness, and being peer pressured into charity.

I played my first steam game, read about hell for christmas, watched a GARBAGE movie with no plot (exceptionally bad), and got asked what my ‘type’ was (a question of death).

Turns out minecraft lied to me. Got to shoot airsoft guns out the window of a moving car at stuff, studying for all the tests, hanging out with the cousins, and the beginning or christmas.

Played a few really good airsoft games out in the woods, did a lot of D and D PvP, tried to be cool and fix my old airsoft gun but failed, Went on a hot springs trip with the Macys, and debated with a relativist.

Drifting, making T-shirts, trying to morally justify my purchase of an oculus, for real-z fixing my radiator, and finishing Johns campaign.

Had a harrowing experience at church, I’m impressed by joes mind, have the best D and D moment ever, read Esther's life story doc, and finished Neo’s and my minecraft world.

That's right, thanks to Joe I started watching anime, I also finished my first D and D campaign which lasted over a year, played a lot of minecraft with neo, got my gaming computer, thanks to neo’s efforts, and hence upgraded from a chrome book!

Camping and hotsprings, a 20 mile 6000 ft elevation hike, and the last day of hanging out with josiah.

I almost fall and die while hiking, finished my time of a philosophy book, almost got seriously injured rollerblading, and made a human pyramid.

I'm an idiot and can’t figure out that my windows are just locked not broken, file my first taxes, go on a lot of roller blades, read a lot of philosophy, big lightning, the invention of the CSU game, church starts back up,

I interrogate a dunk guy to figure out the nature of cognitive impairment that happens when hammered, FINALLY finish getting shadow stone printed, spend a lot of time with neo and start reading the big chunky philosophy book, and go on my first miller mountaineering hike.

I finally get in print the two books I’ve written, I make the coolest snow fort ever, I find the most hilarious comics, I work on alot of paper and intellectual things, and I also get more money from unemployment than my actual job.

Covid begins, I really start being big smart for real-z, I shovel granite of DEATH, snow and unprovoked aggression, and just a lot of other good stuff.

A FANTASTIC intro featuring a biblically accurate angel, lots of paper writing and ratio debates, and getting SUPER sick.

Learning I need more emotional movies, converting an atheist, hanging with the Myers, getting buffer both intellectually and physically.

Getting roped into being a background dancer for a Mary Poppins parody, an epic Nerf war and dominating all the debates.

A genuinly beautiful intro (if I do say so myself), well-done intellectual conquest, a slice of sinistesia. And a whole lot of holidays.