Alter Egos

Today we spill on current name trends, how to dress as your Venus sign, the craziest IVF horror story out of Florida, Chloe's very raw thoughts about Taylor Swift's wedding, that time Dova ran over her dad in a Winco parking lot, a deep dive into Scientology, how Chloe almost became disabled at her high school graduation, and more!

Today, we come together for a rare in-person episode featuring special guest Ruby (aka Dova's mom), where we spill on the differences between Japan and the US, how we met our spouses, trying foods on our bucket list, why men can never make the first move, how the World Cup is healing us all, how not to handle your partner's injury, fun facts about ourselves, and more!

Today we spill on Chloe and Dova managing their anxiety plus some of Dova's tips and tricks, how Chloe believes we are all living in a simulation, if its ethical to create life by certain conditions, how AI is taking over the internet, and more!

Today we spill on Dova's recent adventures in Las Vegas, why Cirque du Soleil was a disappointment, the restaurant where BTS likes to hang out, how horror movies are having a moment right now, why the scale is bullshit for weight loss progress, Chloe's beef with her husband's allergies, what Dova and Chloe would choose for their last meal, and more!

Today we're joined by a self-proclaimed "recovered f*ckboy" to spill on the challenges of modern dating, reflections and regrets on past relationships, growing up in an unstable home, what it's like to join the military young, why telling the truth can screw you over, what is means to be exclusive with someone, and more!

Today we spill on horror movies that are actually worth watching, why curses only work if you really mean them, Chloe's recent chaotic business trip, how Dova got roped into speaking in front of 130 people, the appropriate way to tell door-to-door salespeople to F off, whether or not the Costco Executive membership is worth it, and more!

Today we spill on villains who were lowkey justified in their actions, the trouble with hiring contractors and maintenance workers, Dova's gymfluencer era, that time Chloe found a random family picnicking in her backyard, feeling bad for Tom Sandoval, roasting Coachella outfits, and more!

Today we spill on what life is like now that our prefrontal cortexes have finished developing, the best and worst parts of adulthood, why Chloe is worried people will think she's a lesbian, Dova's illuminating Uber ride, why deciding what to eat is the worst part of existence, how Dova built a rock-hard ass in two months, Chloe's most recent argument with her husband (and why she's...

Today we finally spill on the craziest cheating scandal Dova has ever experienced, ways Dova & Chloe manipulate their husbands, the importance of pest control and ChatGPT, how online college is so different now than it used to be, the worst types of infidelity, and more!

Today we spill on Dova's very bad, no good Easter Sunday, Chloe believing the aliens are coming to save us, an accidental drug trafficking incident, and we play a very spicy round of truth or drink!

Today we spill on the haunting secrets of the Appalachian mountains, Chloe's extremely awkward Zoom interview, why Dova is about to wage war with her neighbor, weird TikTok influencers that need to go to therapy, how Dova discovered she had a fat ass in 2008, Chloe's favorite horror story of all time, why you should never whistle in the woods, the man who was kidnapped by dolphins, and more! Menti...

Today we spill on the losers of the "Manosphere," Taylor Frankie Paul's abuse scandal and why ABC sucks, a thousand-year-old dental hygiene tip, how Dova's ass grew two inches, the difference between real and toxic masculinity, the art of enjoying the present moment, tips for making friends as an adult, why college sucked for Chloe & Dova, and more!

Today we spill on Love is Blind Season 10, Dova's oddly specific red and green flags, Chloe is finally brace face free, spouses who may be sending the wrong message to their coworkers, and more!

Today we spill on Chloe's new identity as a flautist, the terrifying advancements of AI and why they will lead to the end of critical thinking, the history of unicorns (which we totally didn't steal from a movie), Inuit legends about mermaids, the problem with being friends with your ex (and then lying about it, how some hoes just need their ass kicked sometimes, why men aren't lonely...

Today we spill on wild workplace mishaps, why Dova lies under pressure, that time Chloe forgot her webcam was on, the constant challenge of preventing kids from dying under your watch, the art of writing letters and why we should bring it back, why hustle culture sucks, the scary implications of security cameras in the home, and more! Keywords: community, networking, personal stories, safety, book...

Today, we spill on the biggest red flags in friendships and relationships, our unhinged Spotify playlists, Dova's new protein goals, wild stories from our listeners, the problem with codependency in relationships, why making friends in your 30s is so hard, Chloe's denial about her new office chair, and whether or not we're walking red flags ourselves. We'll let you be the judge......

Today we spill on Dova's obsession with making lists, Chloe's unhinged notes app, funny moments from Valentine's Day, our best and worsts from January, Dova's crazy pandemic dream, Chloe's future as an umbrella salesman in Italy, Arabian perfumes, and more! Keywords: Galentine's Day, planning, dreams, Valentine's Day, communication, gift giving, perfume, personal prefer...

Today we spill on the mysticism and psychology of dreams and how they can help us process traumatic experiences, why Chloe is afraid of tornadoes, what made Dova jump from Team Jacob to Team Edward overnight, the importance of romanticizing your life, our bucket lists and aspirations, and more!

Today we spill on things we still don't understand in our 30s, why we refuse to ask for help, Chloe eating sh*it at her pilates class, what the heck is the moon even doing??? ... and more!

Today, we spill on the new food pyramid, who we'd be in The Handmaid's Tale, how Chloe personally offended Harry Styles fans, gamer drama that potentially cost one man $40,000, what life looked like for us back in 2006, why the Blackberry was the most coveted phone on Earth, top songs and shows from two decades ago, hacking the firewalls of our middle schools, and more!

Today we spill on why we took a break from the podcast, the highlights of our trip to Japan, Dova's new gambling hobby, Chloe's sad Christmas Eve news, favorite movies and shows from 2025, rules for thriving in 2026, and more!

Today we spill on current beauty trends we love and hate, the allure and dangers of cosmetic surgery, Chloe's medication dilemma that could land her in Japanese prison, the story of a shameful little doll, songs that sum up our weeks, the emotional tik tok causes, and more!

Today we spill on the bear crisis terrorizing the people of Japan, bad movie plot explanations, horrifying facts about post-menopausal vulvas, when customer service goes too far, the truth about bald eagles, dealing with racist neighbors, and more!

Today we spill on the best celebrity Halloween costumes of 2025, bath accessories we can't live without, why we don't wash our hair that much, the choice to be child-free, societal expectations for women and why they're BS, the 4B movement, the horrors of childbirth, and more!

Today, we spill on recording together in person for the first time, Dova's immaculate knowledge of The Lord of the Rings, stuff we love and hate this month, pairing teas with desserts, terrible horror movies, spooky stories from OG reddit days, and more!