James Ockenden

Alphard Wars

Comedy EN ↓ 13 episodes

A weekly 5-minute satirical drama produced for RTHK's Wham Bam Tram! When an unfathomable accident causes a decorated Hong Kong cop and a "carboard granny" to swap bodies, the city looks very different to both of them. Lady Lim is an elderly woman, collecting cardboard to survive. Officer Davina Veda is a heroic cop whose career lies in the balance of Hong Kong politics. Restoring their lives will take everything they've got... if they can even agree to help each other. Starring (in order of appearance):Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief ExecutiveTony B: Officer Frank LiJo Chim: CSP Davina VedaMi...

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James Ockenden

Episodes

Damn Those Dripping Air Conditioners 14.11.2023 5:42

There's only one chance to fix the space-time rift, but will anyone remember a crucial detail? Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

AVs Gone Bad 07.11.2023 5:32

Lady Lim gets a shock. The team regroup, with help from an unexpected four-legged friend Very Special Guest: Red Dwarf 's Norman Lovett as Chiefty McChieftan the Autonomous Alphard! Starring: Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley Norman Lovett: Chiefty McChieftan Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIE...

Lights By The Month 31.10.2023 7:00

Lady Lim enjoys a taste of luxury: but her new vehicle isn't all it seems, as the gang plot to reverse history Very Special Guest: Red Dwarf 's Norman Lovett as Chiefty McChieftan the Autonomous Alphard! Starring: Tony B: Officer Frank Li Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim Alok Jain: Number One Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley Norman Lovett: Chiefty McChieftan Written and produ...

Hong Kong's Chief Takes A Walk 24.10.2023 6:12

Hong Kong's first female Chief Executive attempts to walk from Government House to Bowen Road Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive Tony B: Officer Frank Li Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine, CSP Yu Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

Woe from the Flying Flies 17.10.2023 5:46

The desperate duo uncover a secretive police team behind their recent woes: the feared Flying Flies Starring: Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine, judge Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

Licence Plates Are Hard to Find 10.10.2023 6:04

Veda gets arrested searching for publicly available licence plate information Starring: Tony B: Officer Frank Li Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim James Ockenden: Transport clerk; CSP Yu Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

Cardboard Kidnap 03.10.2023 5:26

Hoping to flush Veda out, dark forces make a move on an old friend Starring: Tony B: Officer Frank Li Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim James Ockenden: CSP Yu Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

The Swimming Shed 26.09.2023 6:27

Veda meets her nemesis - wearing a bikini. A deal seems impossible Starring: Tony B : Officer Frank Li Jo Chim : CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man : Lady Lim Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

Naked Ambition 19.09.2023 6:04

The Chief Executive needs to decide on a new police chief. Veda finds an old friend from the street. Frank continues his hunt. Starring: Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive Tony B: Officer Frank Li Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to P...

A Mole Surfaces 12.09.2023 5:51

Frank finds Veda's change in direction suspicious, while the stricken officer finds a friend in the Jockey Club stables Starring: Tony B: Officer Frank Li Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley James Ockenden: Transport chief Bauhinia Li Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUS...

Cardboard Granny Investigates 05.09.2023 5:58

Officer Veda seeks answers: but she struggles to move around with her cardboard trolley Starring: Jo Chim : CSP Davina Veda James Ockenden : Alphard Male, extras Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

Good Cop Bad Cop 29.08.2023 4:31

Questioning her new-found identity, Lady Lim finds herself at the centre of a police operation... as a commander. Starring: Priscilla Lai Ching-ping : Chief Executive Tony B : Officer Frank Li Minna Cheung Yin-man : Lady Lim Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

Body Shift 22.08.2023 5:45

A decorated cop and an old lady have their lives inextricably intertwined following a radioactive waste crash in central Hong Kong Starring: Priscilla Lai Ching-ping : Chief Executive Tony B : Officer Frank Li Jo Chim : CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man : Lady Lim Written and produced by James Ockenden VARIETY : ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)