Alpha Blokes Podcast

Bit on in this one. Someone gets a little cranky from a call-in from a fellow mate of the show and the show goes off the rails! Good to hear some old school original poems again, as well as yarns about high tech public toilets, how the woo-woo can affect a date and the story how Poo had his first durry. Enjoy legends and have a fantastic week! Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visua...

Aussie battler and comedian Bretty Blake joins us for a catch up yarn. Being about a year since Bretty was on last, plenty has been happening in his world, including some award worthy performances at the Melbourne Comedy festival with his new hour "Little Turd", doing ads with Shaquille O'Neal, some hectic motocross and even participating in the newest upcoming season of Taskmaster. Bretty tells u...

A trendsetter has made the news... for a hectic reason. Borry is back from seven days in the pit and fires off a couple of ripper yarns to get us started after we check in on the Alpha Blokes Stable. We recap our night going Barra Fishing with Danny Grant and discuss our thoughts on Happy Gilmore 2. Weird Food Combos play a major part in cooking this week before we dive into the hottest topic that...

Borry is amped up! Few yarns from the UK this week that absolutely roll us as well as discussing old school Aussie TV you used to watch after school, line dancing and some mice plague yarns as well. Enjoy your week legends. Stay off ya thumbs. Brand new Flannies, Footy Shorts restock and BBQ rub restock is live TONIGHT, 6PM AEST at alphablokes.com.au // set your alarms and don't miss out. Ever wan...

Would you prefer a banana flavoured jelly bean or a wet dog flavoured one? Plenty to cover this week: Tom has become king of the flatty gods in Aggy, Borry has been rearranging his garden and wet dog flavoured jelly beans are getting a run. We discover Australia's smallest bar during Pub of the Week and have a bit of a siesta during the Cooking segment. Van chases, UNO on Vegas Tables and plenty o...

The Craig Hole is back, throwing grinding discs at your little brother and eating edibles during ten pin bowling: a wild episode of Talkback awaits for all you legends! Enjoy trendsetters. Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Our vlog from the PBR Orig...

Alpha Blokes Hall of Famer, near and dear mate of the show, timber genius and all around great bloke Uncle Jacko joins us for a catch up. Since the last time Jacko was on, his goal was to be full time with his timber business, JAM Timber Co. He has since achieved this goal and runs us through his past hectic year of getting to that point, including the rise of his chopping board sales and creating...

Borry is home from another week in the pit and is making a fashion statement. Tommy gives us an update on the Man VS Mice battle. We tease a couple of new collab rubs that will be coming out together with Lanes during the Cooking segment, as well as discuss plenty of good cook ups that came from having a weekend home in Gladdy. The news gets hectic as we cover Mcgregors latest f*ck up and preview...

Another week of tackling the world's greatest problems as we hear from you weapons for talkback! We discuss sammiches, the economics of chicken salt and why it's essential to learn the recorder at school. Enjoy trendsetters, let's rip into this week! Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - keep it under 2 minutes. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episode...

Plenty to recap this week! Tommy and Quinno recap a biblical weekend in Murwillumbah for the Two Flogs Live Show and Borry gives us an update on his garden. Tom's got an arctic mice problem and we continue to crack down on Big Brekky's in the cooking segment. Bees are saving the t*ts in this weeks news and we have a look at the wildest horse race in history before checking in on the Doghouse. Enjo...

The best time of the week is here! As we recorded Territory Day just happened and we here some live yarns from the antics up north, as well as discus sketchy painkillers and their effects, rolling durries with sweaty pubes and much more, she's a wild one. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out f...

Brothers Cam and Michael Hay, operators of Pulse Racing Thoroughbreds and Mustr Racing, join us for a yarn. We kick off with how the brothers entered the horse racing industry and their rise to owning syndication groups and why they're taking a more community orientated approach before discussing our journey together with acquiring Yabby Pump, including a bit more of the technical parts of the Pum...

Borry's back from his swing with one less pair of jocks, we're entering the professional rock skimming competition and on a mission to make brekkys big again. A wild catch up as we cover everything that's happened since we've seen each other last: our trip to the No Limit Card in Cairns, our UFC companion and plenty more before we kick off in the news with some bangers, including the wild rise of...

Time to kick another Tuesday in the freckle with the best time of the week and it's all happening: the amazing sh*t boy, pranking truckies and more epic yarns about Territory day. Enjoy legends and rip in to your week! The 2025 Winter Drop is live TONIGHT, 6PM at alphablokes.com.au - set your alarms and don't miss out. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and al...

Tommy Gun, Uncle Poo, Captain Zaden and Father Perry combine to forge a biblical four to yarn around a fire at Red Rock, Byfield. We discuss our full two day mission at Five Rocks, including the Alpha Yabby Classic, campfire feeds, getting blind in a sandstorm, creating a hunting apprenticeship and way more. This one is an absolute treat, big plans for this crew to come for some local camping trip...

The boys are back and firing on all 8 cylinders fresh off their mission to Five Rocks and tell ya all about it. Fishing, cooking around the fire and waking up in sandstorms plus plenty of cheek between Poo and Quinno in camp. We talk about both of the dinners we cooked around the fire during the the Cooking segment and nailing the perfect camping big brekky! Plenty in the News, including Poo's coa...

Surely we can make an ABC Pokie Machine? Why do roadhouses sell Camel Burgers? What's the biggest bucks party f*ck up of all time? All this and more on this weeks instalment of talkback. Enjoy trendsetters. Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for o...

Speaker, Podcaster & Inspirational Bloke Ben Pettingill joins us for a yarn. During a normal run-of-the-mill incident at high school, Ben woke up overnight in hospital losing 98% of his eyesight at the age of 16. We discuss the initial challenges that Ben faced getting his world turned upside down and the physical and mental attitudes he implemented to adapt to his diagnosis and not let it con...

Big trouble in little old Gladdy over the weekend. The boys are back, Bandit is fresh off a swing and tells us all about it, including all the highs and lows. We talk about old school game shows that used to be on Aussie telly and run through a nice Roast Lamb we cooked over the weekend, plus our plan to set the tone and bring back the Big Brekky. PLENTY to cover in the News, including the local G...

The first instalment of Talkback on a Tuesday to bring in the new norm! Another round of ripper yarns this week including some trailer reversing dramas, how good cheese is and breaking down some stories from Territory days. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all o...

The trendsetters bring the heat for the final Thursday edition of Talkback for now. Ghosted by nurses, the war on gardening and even getting shit in your moccasins. Enjoy the rest of your week legends and stay out of each other! Got a yarn for the show? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au  - under 2 minutes and include the subject when sending. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check...

We're back with a regular old catch up to discuss all things mine life with our man on the ground, including the best way to get a good room at camp. We cover Borry's experience babysitting Fez at the Podcast Royale 2.0 ahd our recent trip to PBR Origin before we start hooking in to our regular segments and cover the new schedule of the show that will start from next week onwards. It's been a...

Aussie boxing legend and mate of the show Liam Wilson returns for a yarn to discuss his upcoming No Limit fight in Cairns, the ins and outs of fight camps, the influence his kids have to make him work so hard and the rise of the Aussie boxing scene. It's been over 2 years since Liam made his debut appearance on the show and it was insightful to hear the changes he has made to his training and outl...

It's the second half of the week of giving and this episode has some proper tough contenders. Before we rip in to the yarns, we discuss the next chapter of the show. A massive thank you to all of our sponsors for putting forward such awesome prizes for the trendsetters to win! We hope you legends have a ripper weekend. Stay out of each other. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual...

We begin the show with a debrief about the current situation for you legends. Thank you all for your patience. We also touch on our journey deep behind enemy lines into DKC for the Hello Sport Origin Stream. As promised from last week, this week is all about giving back to our community and we are giving away a heap of extra prizes from ourselves and our awesome sponsors. We can't thank you all en...