Alpha Blokes Podcast

The tales of the sh*t neighbour continue, yarns about how you thought you were helping the old boy as a youngin' (but actually you really f*cked up) and rescuing personal belongings from the depths of portaloos, it's all happening in another cracking instalment of talkback. The competition for Yarn of the Year is fast approaching and the trendsetters are coming in hot to claim the throne. Enjoy le...

Summers comin' ladies and gents: our BBQ rubs with Lanes are live TONIGHT, Zooper Doopers are getting into their work and Tommy is looking to develop an app that capitalizes on people watching cracktivies. We cover the most recently announced fights in the Podcast Royale 2.0 before giving our reviews on Territory and reminiscing on how good The Hangover films are. Cooking With Daddy is up for the...

Guest from the OG caravan days and professional bull riding athlete Benny Bode joins us around the table to discuss the two years that he has been over in the USA for College and how he has hit the ground running since he's come back to Australia, participating in nothing but the PBR Origin. Was unreal to catch up with a genuine legend who is so positive about what he does. Enjoy legends! Ever wan...

Talkback of the year, if not of all time. Trendsetters near and far hit us with some absolute classics: follow ups on sh*t neighbours from this week, teacher accidents from last week and some call ins from some of the iconic yarners to leave us proper wheezing this week. Enjoy trendsetters, have a ripper weekend! Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch...

A ripper episode today catching you all up on an overnighter in the big smoke of Brissy as we work with Lanes to put the finishing touches together on our collab BBQ rubs! The boys fill us in on their wild 24 hours in the city, including a swingers hotel room, getting lost, some smick feeds and great wins at the new casino which they review. A good crack at reverse searing some Duck during Co...

Running into your old boy having a ham shank, trendsetters admitting to the art of chubby chasin' and even tipper trailer troubles and more in this weeks instalment where we here from you mad units from all over the globe. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn? Record it under 2 minutes and email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Bought to you by Better Beer. Try their brand new low sugar Better Cid...

It was a great weekend to be in a Chev at Mount Panorama! We kick off with an update on the pump and hear how his gelding process went before we dive into our weekends: Cam is head first in chaos and Tommy's Traeger got into its work. Quinno hit Tommy with a movie recommendation on the Friday and we cover the true crime/serial killer series binge we've all been on lately. Cooking With Daddy dabble...

Professional Boxer in the Super Lightweight division Billy "The Hammer" Polkinghorn joins Tommy for a chat about growing up in Essex, the choice to start amateur boxing, then moving to Australia to couch surf and commit to going into the pros. The boys discuss how the All Stars Boxing helped Billy in his No Limit journey after a whopping 196 fights in the Amateurs, his most 3 previous fights in on...

We're getting agricultural this week fellas: avocado farming advice with Daddy, why licorice sucks, getting folded in half on the couch (and then getting caught) and even diving into finding out the meaning of chubby chasing, this one has it all with some unreal laughs as per usual. It's truly a feat as to how these yarners continue to provide the platinum goods every week, we couldn't make this s...

We say it all the time, but there is PLENTY to yarn about today as we fill you in on a little suprise that Daddy had before heading to Deni: the birth of his second daughter. We are absolutely stoked that the whole family are healthy and happy. We run through Cam having to jump off the plane on the runway at Gladstone to rush to the hospital, leading to Tom's solo mission at the Deni Ute Muster an...

Tommy has the hardest job at HQ picking the winning yarn today! Friday pump ups, seeing your first set as a youngin', the art of calling back ASAP, the Baron calls in with a health and safety carry on AND an orchestral masterpiece after a trendsetter gets the snip, this one truly has it all. We will see you legends at Deni if you're coming, otherwise enjoy the rest of your week and stay out of eac...

Daddy was feeling agricultural today on the flats of HQ, forklifting every possible thing in sight as we move back into the shed after the wicked floor job done by the team at Qepoxy. The boys run through Calliope Rodeo, if the cinemas are dying and how phones are spying on our thoughts before Tom puts the nail in the coffin for paper bags. Cooking With Daddy dives into Pasta t...

Whilst on his annual holiday to Agnes, business partner, co-host of the Two Flogs and good mate of the show Blair "Gibbo" Gibson dropped in to have a yarn. We dive deep into his upbringing and how he has vowed to always attempt to destroy the trackside bookies since a a young buck and how that transitioned to being a professional punter. We cover the risks of professional punting, horse ownership...

A mixed bag in the yarning world this week as the Trendsetters continue to bring the absolute heat: catching your Dad almost Abseiling, workplace safety officers guarding their very important ladders and a bit of deep chat to swing ya into your Friday. Enjoy you absolute legends, and thanks for your continued support! Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to  carryon@alphablokes.co...

Strolling on a Sunday to spin some yarns as the boys are getting the warehouse floor epoxy done from the legends at Qepoxy this week, progress is always happening on making our space the ultimate Alpha HQ and workforce! We cover our weekends and what we've been up to: Cam's been watching some great reality TV and Tommy takes us through some old school drinking games. Cooking With Daddy is into the...

The A-grade yarners have rallied once again for the best time of the week! Pad Thai poos, the weirdest places to have a Ron Coote, Koala mating calls and some wholesome grit stories all in this instalment of talkback! We can't thank you legends enough for always getting involved in this show. Rip in trendsetters! Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au...

Tommy, Cam and the Knuckler have completed the best trip of their lives in the NT and are here to tell you all about the blokiest week of all time: airboats, crocodiles, buffalo catching, chopper pub crawls on more! They break down their time in what we label The Last Frontier, truly one of Australia's greatest places to check out. After the recap, we break down some Pork Belly rede...

Whilst on his Gladstone stint of his regional comedy tour, our good mate Andrew "Buster" Kirby popped in for a yarn. We discuss his standup, his aggressive Facebook statuses, Purple Patches and even a bit of True Crime before getting in to the decision he made to fight at the next Podcast Royale. We take bets on how long it would take for him to fail at a seven day silent retreat, get in to our wo...

Every week we say that the yarns can't get better than last week and every week we get proven wrong. Champ'd by your Uncle, naughty VCRs, school yard hustles and more in this instalment of our favourite time of the week. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the podcast? You can watch all of our episode visuals, ad-f...

The boys are about to head up north to Darwin for the blokiest week of all: helicopter pub crawls, buffalo catching and croc tours, it's gonna be a hell of a week with the big Knuckler. We kick off with an update on Yabby Pump, and recap our weekends: Beerio Kart, residuals from moving house and some kick ass lamb roast on Sundays, does it get any better? Swingers in Spain in the news and we cover...

The best time of the week is here and another instalment of absolute rip snorting yarns are bought to the table. Puppies pissing on powerpoints, writing your mates phone number on a glory hole and an age old hotbox debate that can cause some heat in the kitchen. Bring the week home strong legends - enjoy! Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au   Ever wanted to watch...

Kicking off the day with some mouldy s'ghetti for brekky before cracking in to a ripper of an episode: controversy in this years egg and spoon race, recap of both our Father's Days and recapping some of the funniest finds you discover during moving house. A tribute to the Sunday Roast during Cooking With Daddy before diving into dramas on the Bruce and within the emoji game during Alpha News. A ve...

Live from Moreton Island, Matty Baker joins us for our second portable podcast special. This was the trip where we took the Alpha 79 for it's initial test run and it was an absolute belter! Matty runs us through the building of the rig and how he took the feedback of the trendsetters to make the ultimate thong slapping rig that sounds absolutely filthy. Matty helps the boys give a full run down of...

Some are calling this the greatest episode of Talkback in recent history. Nearly every single yarn could've easily won a hat. Dog log sandwiches, waking up in your Mums bed, being crowned a DILF and more planning for the Snip Trip is all contained in this instalment of our favourite time of the week. Enjoy you absolute legends! Ever wanted to watch the podcast? You can subscribe to our Patreon to...

What a week in Queenstown! The boys flew home the morning of recording and showed up to tell you all about the epic adventure they had on the NZ Flats: boarding, butchers and beers! Things kick off with a very special recap from Quinno about how he dusted his knee on his little holiday in Airlie, then we fly into YABBY PUMP'S WIN before recapping the NZ trip. Cooking With Daddy covers the age old...