Almost an X-Man

Episode 31 is hype! We've got no room for periods! Dazzler throws a man from a plane, then jumps herself! Los Angeles is cold and wet! Riding in cars with strangers! Military Mutant hunters set plans in motion to turn public sentiment against Dazzler! A big, purple, dino-man runs amok at San Diego Comic Con! This issue is on caffeine steroids! Plus:  Twisted Metal! (Step) Family drama! And loud no...

Episode 30, better late than never. The moment everyone (maybe) has been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen, Roman Nekoboh. A genuine superstar, martini enthusiast, expert driver, and ladies man? All or none of those things might be true. Alison's life in Los Angeles begins with a new mentor. Kinda. Plus:  A sweet album cover. Meh X-Men movies. And how to clean up in the morning. Happy New Year! In...

‘Twas a night in Los Angeles, and in Nick Brown’s house  Dazzler attempts to warn him, in a deep v-cut blouse;But the blackmailer followed, froze her with a fearsome glare;Warren flew through the window, and was shot in mid air. Our hero enraged, subdues her friend’s assailant, Then the target stirs awake as Alison plays nurse to her winged patient. So now True Believers, kick back, relax, and rec...

Duck season! Wabbit season! Angel season?... Alison and her sister Lois continue their trek west, running away from their problems. It’s only a matter of time before our hero learns that you can’t outrun all your worries for long, not even in Los Angeles. A mysterious figure has been watching, and they have plans for Dazzler and her sister. Plus: Matt and RJ ramble about other MARVEL comics and st...

Dazzler's career is taking off, so it's time for an interruption. Lois London, Alison's half sister, is going through some changes. Deadly changes. Changes that flip her world and her sister Dazzler's world upside down. How do the two cope? Road trip! To Pittsburgh...Plus: Girls do more weird things, a stray cat, and The Mutant Hunters! Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

It's a "What If...? Special! We take a detour this issue to learn, what would happen if Dazzler were made a Herald of Galactus for more than five minutes? What kind of Herald would Alison become? Will she hold concerts in space? How many space boyfriends will she collect? Plus: The buffest Watcher of all Watchers. Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

It's the issue that only Dazzler wanted. No superhuman adversary, no trips to another dimension, nor outer space. This is just a regular, average, pop-star adventure... kind of. Not really. This is the kind of cautionary tale that would make ABC blush. Did that reference go over your head? Don't worry, it'll all make sense soon. Plus: Lance's sick wheels! Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Dazzler's hired goons Danny and Luke are back for one more adventure! Rogue is stalking our hero, carrying a serious grudge after Alison bested her in combat and absconded with Mystique's helicopter. We also check in with Dazzler's sister, Lois London, who is still experiencing unexplained fainting spells that no one is taking seriously. Plus: A romantic 1980's dinner with booze and fondue and the...

Dazzler and Angel are both still very shaken from their previous encounter with Rogue, Mystique, Destiny, and the Pentagon’s Anti-Personnel Hawks. While Warren has gone to ground, Alison has hired some muscle, the Heroes for Hire! Power Man and Iron Fist, also known as Luke Cage and Danny Rand, step in to offer Alison support as a strange string of fires start to break out near her. Is this the wo...

HAWKS! The issue opens with a sky-high dogfight against hawks!! Angel is being hunted, but by whom?? Dazzler’s career is taking off as she cuts her first record! This band practice is as intense as Whiplash! And, Carter Blaire is moving on. Plus, an early Rogue appearance where she resembles a middle-aged woman! RJ gets really butthurt about Mystique abandoning her son, and Matt has some questions...

Alison confronts her father, Judge Carter Blaire, in the most revealing issue yet!  The truth of Alison's mother is revealed just before the biggest moment of her professional career. A veritable who's who of heroes and do-gooders are bound to show up to support Dazzler, but why is she so off her game? Is Vanessa's plan going to work? Why is everyone offering Dazzler drugs? This is a story rife wi...

Judge Carter Blaire’s condition is not improving.  Desperate, Bella Blaire implores Warren Worthington III to find Alison. Where is Dazzler while her father is bugging out in one of his favorite chairs? Heading over to visit her bandmates for a nice, quiet, relaxing luncheon party. Elsewhere, Vanessa’s vocal coach Barbara London reveals a shocking secret… and then another one! Oh, and the luncheon...

Faced with a towering, seemingly unstoppable Absorbing Man, Dazzler skates off in search of help. With nowhere left to turn, Alison’s call is suddenly answered by the Inhumans! Everyone's favorite space hill-folk. Meanwhile, Warren continues to meddle in Alison’s family life, and Judge Carter Blaire slips deeper into delirium. Plus - Vanessa Tooks takes some singing lessons, and makes a startling...

Dazzler is gifted a powerful weapon, which she uses on an audience to, "spice up," a show... A weapon!  The Absorbing man is on the hunt... For revenge!  Judge Carter Blair goes to work... and is stricken by a mysterious malaise!  Featuring the 1982 New York Yankees! No ellipses for the Yankees. Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Back in New York, Alison comes face to face with W.W.III!!! It's not as dramatic as it sounds, it's more! Warren Worthington III, also known as the Mutant hero Angel, has come to New York seeking out Dazzler. Is he on a mission? Does he need Dazzler's help with some new crisis? Everything that Alison has been through couldn't prepare her for this! Also, a Doctor Octopus sighting! This issue is bon...

If a recording artist goes missing at 42,000 feet above sea-level and no one sees her leave, does anyone notice? Dazzler’s west coast tour ends abruptly, and a familiar foe refuses to allow her to return quietly to New York. Enchantress has returned, and she’s got a bone to pick with Alison! Spirited away to Asgard, Dazzler will need to put on the show of her life in the arena in order to get home...

In the middle of her west coast tour, Alison happens across a familiar symbol that spurs her to pick-up her search for her mother. Since she’s out west, Alison has decided to employ a private eye, Jessica Drew, to help her out. Little does Alison realize, Jessica is not only a casual acquaintance of the X-Men, she is Spider-Woman! The two set out on an adventure that is sure to be successful if th...

A free woman again after a swift trial, Dazzler kicks off a west coast tour! Sure she's an opening act, but these are serious arena crowds showing up to see her and some guy named Bruce put on a show. Alison even has a friend in the crowd, Joey Cartelli, a.k.a. the Blue Shield! But what would a Dazzler story be if everything played out the way you'd expect? Things get wild in Los Angeles with gunf...

As Dazzler's personal life takes a turn, she finds herself wanted for the murder of Klaw! Remember Klaw? He was that guy Alison basically ate weeks ago? Before she became a temporary Herald of Galactus, but after busting up a corrupt supermarket and sending the Enforcers to prison. Plus - prison jumpsuits by Victoria's Secret. And anyone who calls themselves Poundcakes in prison has to be tough, r...

Techmaster is back! This time, he’s taking a hands-on, extra sinister approach. If that weren't enough, Dazzler's personal life takes a turn after a dinner with schmucks. Plus - Alison keeps taking weird gigs while Harry's paranoia-sense fails him. Why is everyone in the 1980's so rude? Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Dazzler squares off against Terrax within a black hole while wearing roller skates as Galactus continues to not to give a *@#$. Say that sentence out loud with a straight face. Back on Earth, a bunch of dudes descend on Alison's apartment. What will they find?  Also: do you remember the smelliest elevator you've ever been in? You can follow, or message us through Twitter, Instagram, and other plat...

Alison. In. Spaaaaaaaace! Dazzler is taken from Earth by the planet devouring sentient force of nature known as Galactus. Why does Galactus pick Dazzler? Well, he would like her to retrieve his AWOL herald known as Terrax! At least, that's why we think he picked her up. But did he really need to? Also: what are the people on Earth up to? Do we care? Yes. Yes we do. You can follow, or message us th...

Ladies and gentlemen, if I say that Alison is a light woman, then you would agree. Dazzler heads into the heart of the enigmatic Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S. headquarters. Inside, she learns a little bit about the strange facility and what awaits her. Wendell Vaughn a.k.a. Quasar does a terrible Aladdin impression and takes Alison on the most *@#^#& up magic carpet ride (on wheels) ever. Plus, an ex...

Harry and Lance are growing suspicious of Alison. There is something about her performances that they just can't figure out. Plus, the mysterious Techmaster is finally revealed as Harry's dark past begins to catch up with him! And Alison goes to the best grocery store ever! There is a lot to take in with this issue. You can follow, or message us through Twitter, Instagram, and other platforms @Daz...

Dazzler continues her pursuit of the rampaging Hulk! Alison is the only one who stands a chance on the campus of Gordon University, or so she thought... The Jade Giant comes face to face with his one weakness: puppies! This college is weird. You can follow, or message us through Twitter, Instagram, and other platforms @DazzlerPodcast or email us at dazzlerpodcast@gmail.com. Special thanks to J.Cay...