All Worries, Thanks!

This week, our fearful leader chats about life, love, college nightmare fuel, and the horrors of colonization and learning what it truly means to be a person of pallor. She shares insights from the Witnessing Whiteness program and connects some really terrible dots that reveal more of the true picture of how current day hate has been purposefully planted and nurtured by systems set into place hund...

In a shorter and different kind of episode, our fearful leader takes a break from the stressors of being a fully sentient being in this hellscape and helps us all de-stress and calm down with a breathing exercise that includes a magical chinchilla, compliments you never knew you needed, and fun animal facts that might make humanity look SLIGHTLY more appealing. Maybe. No promises. Credit:Keyboard...

In more ways than one, our fearful leader dates herself in this episode...from references you may not understand unless you were born in the late 1900s to finding a potential partner with so many incredible similarities it's almost like literally dating herself. But better because, well, it's not her. Buckle up, crabbycups, it's on like Honkey Kong.

After a weekend of unexpected (good) grief over the first post-divorce anniversary date, Sarah unpacks what she's learned about herself and her expectations in any future partner, sharing journal entries from the beginning of the year. And if you need a nontraditional (and short) breathing exercise, stick around to the end for that little ditty. Keyboard Typing.wav by theplax -- https://freeso...

Time for another super lighthearted episo...ooooh okay, you got us. Our fearful leader is, however, bringing her signature humorous despair, infused with some genuine bright spots, to earballs everywhere this week. From the good (business updates) to the scary (*gestures wildly*) and back to the good again (YAY THERAPY), this week is a veritable rollercoaster of feels. Because even though the worl...

In addition to going deep on the topic of the male species, your fearful leader shares thoughts on ghost wrasslin', Adderall withdrawal nightmares (literally, the nightmares), dating and reminds everyone how glorious therapy truly is. Credit:Keyboard Typing.wav by theplax -- https://freesound.org/s/613875/

Welcome to the Hot Mess Express, everybody! This week, our fearful leader abandons her usual process in favor of mindless babbling, and this is the result. She overshares about her weekend, mainly just to capture her adoration for Linkin Park and the concert experience, so consider yourself warned.

The electrified hunk of soggy bacon has been working overtime in Sarah's noggin lately and she shares what's been churning around up there like questionable butter. Put on your detective hats and prepare to connect the dots as she builds her murder-free murder board of self discovery...it'll make sense when you listen...probably. Credit:Keyboard Typing.wav by theplax -- https://freesou...

Are you hearing voices? Don't worry, this week, everyone is as new voices from Sarah's newly-coined Lady Horde share their thoughts on the power of books and reading. Then our fearful leader shares her Tales from the Crypt--er, Dating Life, that is. Grab a pillow or the nearest void to scream into and enjoy this week's episode from the hot & sweaty horror that is the Midwest in sum...

Sarah goes deep and spills the tea on what she's learned from and about the end of her marriage. While the topic is serious, and she shares openly and honestly about being brought to the brink of breakdown, she brings humor and her signature self-deprecating style to this thoughtful analysis and reflection. Remember, if you are experiencing thoughts of suicide, you are worth the effort it take...

After a week off for vacay, Sarah returns with a rant-y recap of her time away, including some beach read recos, some cephalopod fun facts, and an all-out ADHD-fueled blabberfest. SFX Credits: Keyboard Typing.wav by theplax -- https://freesound.org/s/613875/ Magical Twinkle by Universfield -- https://freesound.org/s/758819/

Sarah shares updates and learnings on the new business she's working on with her sister, and shares recent realizations that probably shouldn't have taken her 43 years to get to, but here we are. As usual, her disdain for modern societal norms and American culture are on full display, and she shares a teensy bit more regarding her mental health status (content warning: includes a very brie...

Content warning: This episode discusses mental health and illness, eating disorders, and suicide. Please prioritize your own wellbeing accordingly. Dial or text 988 if you are struggling and need help. In this episode, Sarah gets deep (and serious, but never TOO serious, because sarcasm and humor are super healthy coping mechanisms, right??). She discusses just how critical books were to surviving...

Get to know your hostess with the mostest (worries) to understand how she got here, what she's accomplished with the new biz so far, and what is still to be done and worried about. Also, enjoy some random life tidbits and get to know her deep-seated fears regarding dating in the modern world. CONTENT WARNING: swearing, discussion of parasites/pregnancy, mention of light existence woes SFX Cred...

Here's a lil' teaser of what's to come in All Worries, Thanks! Short and to the point (possibly for the first time ever, almost definitely for the last time), just so you can see if Sarah's voice gives you the audio heebie-jeebies or anything. Content warning: Swearing Credits for SFX: Audio Logo: Keyboard Typing.wav by theplax -- https://freesound.org/s/613875/ -- License: Attribu...