All Up Innes

The NBA Draft Lottery is fascinating. We don't get to see how it works. All we get is the results. It's hard for me to fathom that a team with a 1.7% chance of getting the #1 pick, actually gets the #1 pick months after making the worst trade in history.

A friend of mine told me that I'm bordering on "Facebook Uncle" status as it relates to me believing that everyone is full of shit. Am I wrong? Is it wrong that I don't have faith in people? Is it wrong that I don't believe anything I see on social media? Is it wrong that I think everyone has an ulterior motive?

A dude in South Carolina was killed by a Kangaroo. Have you ever actually seen Kangaroos? The are swole, vicious killing machines. That said, the story claims this man would routinely "rough house" with the kangaroo. WTF are doing, dude?

I didn't intend on reading various stories from the USA TODAY Sports section...But, one headline got me so hot that I had to discuss it. Does anyone listen to or enjoy Rich Eisen? Why does the NFL keep screwing hometown fans?

This is going to sound odd, but I actually kind of feel bad for Derek Carr. I know that's not popular if you're a Saints fan. But, the Saints issues run deep. Who would you compare Derek Carr to? Carr is certainly one of those "What If" guys.

Lance Mccullers Jr, he of the Houston Astros, received death threats after a poor start Saturday. Now, I'm hot saying he didn't. But, I do think we need to find out how credible these threats actually were. Idiots on social media say dumb shit all the time. Hell, I used to receive threats in the mail at WIP. That was certainly something.

It's weird. When I was a kid, I believed that every game rivalry ESPN hyped up was truly important. As an adult, almost none of those rivalries mean anything to me. I don't know why that is. The Cowboys will open the season in Philadelphia. I've never seen anything like the hate Philly fans have for Dallas. It's weird and pretty one sided.

First off, shout out to the guy who DM'ed to let me know he's listened since Philly and actually has over 40 episodes of the 790 show saved on his phone. He told me that the 790 version of the show was the best version and I'd say I agree. That actually got me thinking about what would have happened had that iteration of the show not died. I don't really have a ton of regrets, but I can circle the...

Tiger Woods son didn't make the cut at the US Open. It has to be a double edged sword having a famous parent. Not just a famous parent, but a parent who is the greatest of all time. I share a few stories of being around the children of famous people.

Draymond Green is a giant asshole on the court. He knows he's an asshole. Everyone knows he's an asshole. Last night, his Warriors got throttled and after the game Draymond said he's tired of people portraying him as an angry black man. Only a first class chicken shit heel would take that angle. That's exactly what Draymond Green is...he's a chicken shit heel. He's great at it. I struggle to find...

Do you watch "Love on the Spectrum"? It's such a sweet show. Abbey, who is the breakout star, has a song out that is such a banger. I think what I enjoy most is that this show doesn't feel exploitative. It's damn near educational.

Kathy from the Preston and Steve show in Philly has been let go. Why does this matter? Well, Preston and Steve is the biggest show in town and Beasley, the company that owns the station, let a member of that show go. Beasley also owns 97.5 The Fanatic. Red Flag?

A teenager in Virginia was shot and killed while playing "Ding, Dong, Ditch" . On one hand, I think kids are morons who follow the online trends and end up in bad spots. On the other hand, I was a dumb kid at one point. I've played "Ding, Dong, Ditch". Should someone die over this dumb game? Plus, dumb things we did as kids.

I whiffed big time on my NBA plays last night. Screw the Celtics. Screw the Knicks. Hell, screw em all. That said, I did say that the Thunder would do some scoring. I can't think of a sports team I like less than the Knicks. Also, while I've really been enjoying the NBA, I sports hate so many of the players.

First off, the city of Kirkwood issued a boil water warning after I brushed my teeth. I plan on dying today. We have two stories of sexual encounters. One involves a former basketball star and one involves a guy at a mall. The lesson to be learned today is that being a horn dog makes you do some dumb ish.

If you thought the constant talk about Shedeur Sanders had ended, you thought wrong my friend. Some random Jamoke from the Browns has taken the #2 and this has caused some online drama. Also, we have another story from anonymous executives who weighed in on why Sanders wasn't drafted higher. I think the answer is obvious..

I've been posting AI images that people have been sending me related to my coming back to Philly. I also posted a picture of me holding WaWa pretzels as if to say I'm all about Philly. Clearly I'm just having a good time. I enjoy that 99% of the people get it and are laughing with me. I really love that the 1% of people view it as me being desperate for the Philly job. I know I'm not getting the j...

I know many of you dislike the NBA, but the playoffs continue to be a blast. I've got a rock solid bet for tonights Knicks/Celtics game. I'm not one to judge anyone for what they watch. If you don't like basketball you don't like it. I'm sure everyone has reasons. That said, if you've got nothing going on, watch Denver/OKC Game 2 tonight. This isn't the stale, stand around and shoot 3's bball peop...

A British nursing student was murdered by her roommate...in Houston..over a cat. Why murder someone over a cat? Cats hate you.

Ted Cruz is fighting the good for folks to be able to find their favorite teams on TV. Let's be real, this is right wing dude fighting for right wing Boomers. Most humans can find their teams on TV. It's a pain in the ass to use so many streaming services to find games, but we make it happen. That said, I would like a world where blackouts don't exist.

A study shows that more Boomers are buying houses than millennials. USA Today asks if this is a problem. Josh says it's not because Boomer has taken a lot of shit from these young dopes for a while now. Boomer is just flexing his muscles.

First off, we have a nominee for Father of the Year.... Second, a nice listener has send us a story that provides an update on the Delco Pooper. We discuss the important things here..

As you know, I have applied for a job at 97.5 in Philly. You also know I'm not going to get that job. But, that hasn't stopped tons of Philly people from messaging me, Tweeting me and emailing me with words of encouragement. It's really cool to read these notes.

Katy Perry has been ridiculed mercilessly the last few weeks. Her tour looks terrible and of course people have drubbed her for going to space. USA Today wrote a piece about how difficult it is to be Katy Perry. Here's an idea, stop doing mockable shit. The internet sucks. We know this. But, as long as you keep doing things, you will have haters.

Is the Met Gala the least relatable event ever? I get that we common folks aren't on the level of celebs. I get this. However, these are the same schmucks that tell average folks to donate more for different causes. Here's any idea, stop wearing stupid dresses at the Met Gala...