All Up Innes

This episode started with me reading a story about a Ring Doorbell Super Bowl Commercial. I'll eventually get to that. But, there was a missing child in my area and the story of how he was found was actually pretty remarkable. I'd say it was damn near a miracle.

I'm genuinely curious how many people would have to watch this Halftime show for it to be considered a success. One thing I do know is that you can make numbers say whatever you want. Also, who is going to watch? Is it possible the liberal hate watch trumps all?

Continuing with the TPUSA Halftime talk, I posted a question on the radio station Facebook page. It has 600 comments. Nothing we post ever gets 600 comments. Why is this getting run? Easy..people are addicted to drama. Particularly, people are addicted to political drama. So who do we blame? The people asking the questions or the idiots who respond?

I cannot believe Lee Greenwood isn't part of the Turning Point USA Alternate Halftime Show. What are we doing? Speaking of Lee Greenwood, how can you not hear "God Bless The USA" and not want to run through a damn wall? I have a few last minute ideas for TPUSA.

How do we build the perfect lineup for the whites only Super Bowl halftime alternative? If you are even remotely mainstream, can you perform? I give you the one person who is a no doubt, slam dunk to perform.

Don Lemon basically did what Jim Mudd and I did when we got kicked out of Texans practice. This entire thing is a stunt. I'll explain.

I actually enjoyed listening to Bad Bunny speak at the Grammy's. I view these celebrities the same way I view absentee fathers. They'll knock up a woman then disappear, leaving the woman to take care of the kid. That's basically what happens when these rich people who live in million dollar homes say things like "No One is illegal on stolen land". There is no consequence for these people. They don...

I watched the Grammy's last night. It wasn't the most enjoyable thing ever. But, it wasn't intolerable. Anywho, let's start with a thought about Ben Stiller. These celebrities speak in slogans and end up sounding idiotic.

Let's revisit the 4 Radio Rows I was part of at 610. Plus, we might as well look back on Minneapolis. How much longer will stations continue to send people?

Let's revisit the first few times I went to Radio Row. There are still ancient videos on YouTube of Me, Marc and John. It's crazy to see how grainy these videos are. But, back in this era, that was the only way for people to experience Radio Row. So, we had an advantage.

Sports Radio stations from across the country are broadcasting live from the Super Bowl. Does anyone really give a shit anymore? Has the novelty worn off?

I know we talk about this a lot, but I don't feel like anything is ever going to get better. What must it be like to wake up and have the feeling the had when you were 15? How great would that be?

I'm not anti Trump...I'm just sick of him. I'm sick of him. I'm sick of his opponents. I'm bored with it. People who demand others skip work for this protest day are losers. I actually got in trouble for saying that lol

Can we please stop lying about what's happening to Don Lemon? It's absurd. Ben Stiller has penned a letter about America. He's one of these celebs who thinks we live in a fascist country. He's one of these people who thinks we are all in Nazi Germany. He's a real winner.

So we talked about Eli. What about Drew Brees? What about Russell Wilson? What about Big Ben? Let's break em down.

Generally speaking, I really, really hate this type of discussion. But, the weird obsession with Eli Manning is bizarre. I'm aware he won two Super Bowls. Cool. No other metric shows him as a HOFer.

Molly Ringwald will no longer be silent! I love these celebrities who demand that you make your voices heard while they sit in their houses. Some of the stuff she says is pretty wild.

I think I've finally learned to stop fighting with idiots on social media. That has to be some sort of growth for me, right? Let me offer a few examples.

I was watching this Molly Ringwald video and I started thinking about which celebs would actually be decent to hang out with. If you don't know, Molly Ringwald will not longer be silent as it relates to what's happening in America. Is there a left wing person who seems like a decent hang?

I'm aware I've asked this question before. But, I was listening to Tony Bruno doing talk radio in Philly and started to really consider whether or not I could do it. Let me discuss my biggest hold up...

Let's assume Spygate and Deflategate are being used against Belichick. Well, shouldn't Tom Brady get the same treatment?

Is it possible that Belichick actually comes out of this in a better spot? Let's compare it to the dude in Detroit who had the perfect game stolen from him. I'm aware it's a strange comparison. Howard Eskin delivered a very Howard Eskin tweet about this.

Bill Belichick will not be a first ballot Hall of Famer. This is obviously stupid. Let's talk about the absurdity of the Hall Of Fame is voted on. How are we still in a world where dweeby media doofs are the gatekeepers?

I was reading USA Today and the main story on the sports page was a ranking of the 59 Super Bowls from best to worst. I don't understand who would care to read this. I don't understand who would care to write this. That said, this leads me down the path of discussing lists and rankings of other things...I'm broken.

This is a scary story. Dude woke up and couldn't feel his legs...then ends up on Life Support. It reminds me of the shit I dealt with back in 2010. Speaking of this guy, he played a fun role in the history of the Josh Innes Show..