all the space in between

howdy villagers. this week we get an update from the worlds best web comic illustrator, talk about the importance of making female friends, as well as the struggle of creating art and meeting deadlines without becoming too distracted. oh, also animal crossing is out.  song referenced in episode: https://soundcloud.com/dani-jordan-lee/dreamstate

ah yes, another week, another episode of the worlds best email reading podcast. this week we talk about being allergic to horses, how to turn your girlfriend into a stinky little gamer, and give some ambient music suggestions. enjoy!

howdy dear listeners, we're back casting our pods for you once again. this week we talk about awkward social interactions at school, meet a very handsome cat and ****** duo, and then actually give some very heartfelt advice to a listener in a long distance relationship. enjoy!

greetings DPDR (dear podcast description reader), welcome to another episode of this e-cast. this time we read an update from last weeks show, give advice to someone dipping their pickle back into the dating pool, and respond to a quick and chaotic email about art and apple juice. enjoy!

hello again person who reads the description to every podcast episode, you'll be happy to know that we're back with another classic. this week we read a hilarious story about...well, bathroom stuff as usual. but then we give genuine advice to two art related questions! one about creating art impulsively and the other to a young listener just starting out in music. okay i'm jacking out now, enjoy t...

hello you little art loving, pickle indulging, podcast description reader. yes, the rumors are true, we've recorded yet another episode. this week we talk about doing bad boy stuff as teenagers, picking the perfect name for a project, and whether or not you should travel to another country to work without pay in exchange for food and lodging. oh, and we read an extremely beautiful submitted poem....

well, unfortunately it's that wretched time of the week where i have to "thank you all for reading the description" to this very podcast episode. this time we talk about riddles, being too "loud" in your shared college bathroom, and whether you should go to school for business or pursue your interest in audio and communications. 

hello person who can read this description without needing a dyslexia plugin, welcome to another episode of this sportscast. this week we talk about the big game baby!! we also discuss whether or not it's important to have art friends, delve into the anxiety of sharing personal lyrics with strangers, and even try to settle a dispute regarding cat puke. also we're one year old now, cool! :')

look, i know we said we were done with the piss talk, but i have to tell you right now...that was a lie. this episode we learn the forgotten history of the urine brotherhood. we also talk about hating your best friend and even give some advice to a listener who's thinking about possibly one day taking a shower.....with their girlfriend.....but not just any shower....a sexy shower....if you know wh...

how predicable. here we are, podcasting, and here you are, reading the description for the episode. this week we're moved by an extremely flattering fan email, talk about the pros and cons of being a bald b-word, and give some advice to an extremely handsome listener torn between two potential artistic paths. thanks for listening!

howdy hamboners, thanks for tuning into another classic episode of this prestigious little jazzcast. this week we talk about physical and mental inabilities getting in the way of being an artist, offer advice to a wanderlust stricken little chef to be, and then give our boy austin the shoutout he deserves. have fun!

howdy scatters, we've got another pissless jazzcast for you. this week we become rats!! beautiful, wild rats all thanks to another fan submitted illustration. we also talk about giving friendship another chance and then talk even more about dealing with social media as an artist. enjoy!

hello podcast description reader i'm typing this really quick because the episode has to go up in like five minutes lol. this time we look at an amazing submitted fan illustration, talk about erotic literature, and discuss how to find time to create art in the seemingly always busy and distracted modern era. enjoy!

hello (hopefully) faithful description reader. wait you're um...you're not listening to other podcasts, are you? this week we talk about manly candles, thicc moms, and....well, piss. that's right, we talk about urine again. at this point it's not even our fault, you keep sending us emails about it!

we finally did it, everyone. we recorded an episode where we actually get to all three emails. and it only took us...jeez, an hour and fourteen minutes?? how are we this bad at something? anyway, this week we talk about saving money, got back to a very flattering email, and even went ahead and gave some lengthy and honest advice about making a living off your passions. a classic episode, truly. 

howdy PODner haha. have i done that one yet? i don't remember. this week we talk about getting sick, forgetting (or never officially having?) an anniversary, and whether or not you should shave your head in solidarity with someone who just got a bad haircut. good episode, bad jokes, sorry!

hello my dearest podcast description reader, welcome to another episode of this horrible little thing that we do. this week we talk learning mandarin to satisfy a fetish and embarrassing stomach noises. anyway my friend jake is here i gotta go.

well...we did it, fellas. we recorded another classic episode of this podcast. this week we discuss little miss muffets tuffet, tackle a cat problem, and talk about what to do when an ex partner steals your favorite item of clothing. fun episode as always, thank you for listening!

hello podcast listener, i'm typing this really fast because the episode is supposed to be up already. this week we get back to a couple follow up emails, and then read a submitted story about accidentally peeing on your mother as an adult. so, yeah. same ol' stuff unfortunately. 

hello podlistener, welcome back to another episode of this terrible little thing you listen to every week for some reason. this week we talk about...god, the worst things. drinking piss, defecating into grocery bags. it's awful. but fortunately, we do wrap up with some genuine advice regarding an internet love interest drifting in and out of your life. thank you for listening!

guess what? billies back! and more importantly, she didn't mess up this episode! woohoo! this week we give very well deserved praise to my neighbor david, talk about a ridiculous bathtub clogging scenario, and give advice regarding what to do when your partner seems to prefer a less healthy version of yourself. good episode, lots of fun. enjoy!

hey! interesting show today. no billie, but i have my neighbor david on as a special guest. this episode we talk about strange toilet noises, being around someone who ghosted you, and finding bad things on used phones. enjoy!

hello poorly recorded podcast listener. this episode we talk about being a disappointment to your parents, having a stinky roommate, and horrible group projects. enjoy the bonus episode!

hello lovely podcast description reader, are you ready for another classic episode full of wacky pickles and terrible piss jokes? well tough, because this episode we actually go on a very in depth tangent about the current state of social media, then answer a serious but very interesting question about the songwriting process. oops, sorry!

well well well, look who came crawwwwling back after a luxurious week off. it's us! refreshed and ready to cast our pod. this episode we talk about bad boy photography, how to look older, and then we went ahead and even gave some genuine art advice again. enjoy.